Don't Give Me That!

Selling Dog Food? No Thanks.

2011-01-29T20:31:00.000-08:00

Return-path: blb@uooserv.co.uk
(Authenticated sender: blb@uooserv.co.uk) by ns366832.ovh.net Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2011 12:09:49 +0000
From: Bill Black blb@uooserv.co.uk
Subject: Link exchange request with http://dontgimmethat.blogspot.com/
Message-id: 20110106120949.43B5CFAFF@ns366832.ovh.net>

-What? Um, why?

Hello

I am an seo consultant for http://www.urldeleted.eu (it was a pet boutique web site in Europe.)

-Yeah, um, okay, I'm not interested in other sites using my blog to sell their stuff.

We would like to exchange links with your web site http://dontgimmethat.blogspot.com/ as our sites are related by the topic pets

-Only narrowly. As in, maybe the word 'pet' was mentioned somewhere on my blog. I'm more interested in the rights of pet owners than in some muckity-muck fancy schmancy pet boutique somewhere across the ocean from me.

First of all we create a new dedicated page for your site link with a thumb image of your web site home page
Plus we also add your site link to a category page (no more than 25 sites per page) related to your site so your site is in good company
We then submit both these pages to Google for indexing using site maps each day
We also RSS feed all links to RSS aggregators for even more back links for your site

-Like, HOLY COW! I get be like FAMOUS! MY SITE, MY LITTLE SITE UP IN LIGHTS, so incredibly visible and searchable thanks to this HUGE favour! - Well, that's sure to reel me in, right?

-Uh, think again!…

We will link to your site first, and if you accept this free reciprocal link exchange offer, please click this link
as we have already prepared your details. You will see you link on our site.

-Um, thank you, no…

You will then automatically receive an email confirming your link details and our link details to be added to your site - also see our web site details below

If you wish to exchange 3 waylinks, or exchange links manually by email. Just reply to this email with your web site details; title, description, url
We can exchange reciprocal links, 3way links and deep links

-So, in order to get my site shining through and totally seen on some other sites, I must go through all this and definitely junk up my site with the sites that offer to display my site in the first place, and it isn't even a site I'm interested in? Again, no thank you.

Our site details:
Url:

-And get this, a real kicker.

http://www.mainurlnixedout.eu/pet-supplies/group/5/dog-food
Title (anchor text): dog food
Description: shop online for dog food and pet care products for house hold pets at low internet prices and fast home delivery service - (site deleted)

-Right, just another site trying to sell dog food.

-1. I don't own a dog.
2. I don't plan on it.
3. I don't live in europe.
4. So there's no way you can get any pet food fast-delivered to my house.
5. No thanks…

With best Regards

Bill Black
SEO Link Building Team
http://www.sitedeleted.eu

Link Exchange managed by - uootek link building services

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PLEASE NOTE:

This email is not spam, it was manually sent by us, our sole purpose being to introduce ourselves to you with no obligation on your part.

-Well, it would be more than a bit obnoxious of you to expect me to do anything for you in return for your having merely contacted me with this unnecessary, unwanted offer and whether you sent it manually or not, it is spam…

Your email address was found to be publicly available on your website and it has not been added to any list. We consider this to be a polite way to contact you and apologise sincerely if you have been inconvenienced in any way.

-Not exactly inconvenienced, since I could take any old time to dissect this spam when I pleased. But it is annoying all the same. If you want to sell dog food in Europe, don't bother a blogger in North America with it.

-As for my email being visible, huh? Guess I'll have to check that out and see if there's a setting that needs to be changed. At any rate, what I've said stands.

We are obliged to offer you an 'OPT-OUT' from future mailings from us; should you wish to exercise this right, please reply with "OPT-OUT" in the subject field.

-Oh, yeah, I'll just bet! Not falling for that one, either.

-Good luck selling the dog food in Europe, I don't care how many or few people find my blog, as long as the comments they leave are worth while.

-So that goes for anyone out there. Don't try making me big promises and unappealing offers, don't tell me how awesomely cool or great or whatever my site is and then include a link to your own stupid commercial sites, hoping the flattery will butter up my ego enough so I'll let it through, thereby helping to reward your spamming in my comment areas. Don't give me this crock about my site being related to yours just because I happen to have a few entries that touch on some aspect of your business. If I want to sell stuff, it's going to be my own stuff, and I don't do the incredibly tacky and use my blog to do it.

Ebay Phishing Malware Scam

2009-07-17T13:04:00.001-07:00

Date: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:01:30 +0100
From: "alerts@ebay.com" alerts@ebay.com
Subject: Service message
To: one of my email addresses but not the one associated with my Ebay account.
Reply-to: alerts@ebay.com

eBay sent this message to me@thewrongemailaddress.
Your registered e-mail is included to show this message originated from eBay.

-Actually, doofus, you just proved you are not Ebay and this message didn't originate from Ebay and is a scam. I didn't register with Ebay under that email address but it is one of my other email addresses.

eBay confirmation form

Dear eBay user,

-See, you don't even know my username over there. You would if you were from Ebay.

We would like to inform you that we have released a new version of eBay Confirmation form. This form is required to be completed by all eBay users.

-I call bullcrap.

Please follow these steps:

1.Open the form at http://cgi.ebay.com

-rest of url deleted. Look, Ebay doesn't have urls like that, it's obviously a malicious cgi script; and no real company sends email out telling you to click some obscure link, much less to a wrong email address.

No, I don't want your stupid malware or to give you my userid and password. Go away.

Stop "Sharing" Crap I Don't Want To Get

2009-07-01T13:16:00.001-07:00

Return-path: RubyHaynes42@cox.net
Date: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:24:57 +0000 (GMT)
From: Ruby RubyHaynes42@cox.net

-Hello Ruby Haynes

Subject: Shared Article: Is Working Online At Home The Next Gold Rush?

-Obviously not, in case you don't know yet, pyramid schemes don't work.

Message-id: 4A4BB809.1004878@cox.net

Someone wants to share this news article with you:

-It's not a news article, it's a malware link and I deleted it.

User Comment:
any ideas for making money online?

Source: The Business News

-No, go away.

No, I still don't want it.

2009-06-30T13:57:00.001-07:00

Return-path:<SylviaToney45@attbi.com
Date: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:15:40 +0000 (GMT)
From: Sylvia SylviaToney45@attbi.com

-Hello Sylvia Toney. Strange name.

Subject: A user has suggested an article for you to read.

-Yeah, I'll bet they did.

Message-id: 4A4A726C.1027455@attbi.com

Someone wants to share this news article with you:

-I don't want your malware so won't click your stupid link, which is deleted BTW.

User Comment:
lol...i didn't know people were this serious about internet money

Source: The Business News

-Yeah right. Internet money, what's that anyway? Is it any different from the stuff you use offline?

-In case you didn't get it, Sylvia Toney, I'm not buying it.

Another spammer wishing every female celeb would turn lesbo

2008-09-02T00:06:00.001-07:00

Return-path: gujule@nerim.fr
From: corrie erik gujule@nerim.fr
Subject: Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie Lesbian Video.

Don't you stupid spammers ever learn that nobody believes that wishful thinking crap of yours? Give it up, shame on you.

The "Daily Top 10" Spam Deluge

2008-08-07T11:58:00.001-07:00

I don't know about anyone else, but over the past couple of days, I've been receiving repeated stupid annoying emails titled "Daily Top 10 Headlines Cnn.com" or "Cnn.com Daily Top 10" - something to that effect.

It got so annoying and obnoxious that I finally created a rule to block anything with the offending subject line.

How interesting, today, my Google alerts brought up a news story about this very spam trend, and it is BAD NEWS!

I don't click on these stupid links in such emails as the fake Top 10s, but there are probably those who do, and that could be very bad for them.

UAB expert says to beware links to fake CNN headlines- al.com
http://www.al.com/business/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/business/1218096921165000.xml&coll=2

Bad Facebook Group, Good Facebook Group.

2008-07-22T01:09:00.001-07:00

Bad Facebook group:

The evil correlation between OTAKU, Metal and meat consumption

Description:

People are social creatures, they crave acceptance and meaning. To be ignored is to not exist at all, that is why many of the social dregs will willingly associate. As was demonstrated in Fritz Lang's 'M' such voyaging for acceptance can lead to formation of evil social grouping, dedicated to immoral acts. Back then criminals, pedophiles and corrupt social guardians roamed the streets, reigning havoc amongst the righteous, the innocent the pure.

While we are still plagued by such social cretins our society has devolved to include greater deviants, those who indulge in Neanderthal-ic noises they label 'Metal', the pathetic who label themselves 'OTAKU', and the majority of morons who consume meat.

The devastation of any of these on a separate basis is cause for alarm itself, but we can see these dregs nowadays collecting together.
My dear... the humanity! The utter utter horror...

>>>>
Tsk Tsk
Vests, foreheads, boxes and GARs.......

Office: The realm of commonsense

Good Facebook group:

The Evil Correlation Between Porn, Anti-theism and Animal Rights

Description:

While we are still plagued by such social cretins, our society has devolved to include greater varieties of the same deviants, those who indulge in BDSM, violent porn, promiscuous sex, hoax, rumors/malicious gossip originators, frame-ups, set-ups, police using excessive force, anti-God religions, and animal rights.

The devastation of any of these on a separate basis is cause for alarm itself, but we can see these dregs nowadays collecting together.
My dear... the humanity! The utter utter horror...

Office: The realm of reason and common sense

Spammers are Stupid Hahahahahaha!

2008-03-06T21:25:00.001-08:00

This site's comments tell it like it is. Lol!
http://www.cheryl-morgan.com/?p=681

Sick of Internet Trolls Whining about 'Censorship'

2007-12-19T17:38:00.001-08:00

On the news today, there was a story about hate speech made against Muslims on the Western Standard web site http://www.westernstandard.ca but the Human Rights commission here isn't doing anything about it because they claim the internet is federally regulated, and this was a site in a western Canadian city. Bull! If they won't do anything over such a piddly technicality and someone feels threatened because some stupid hater wants them to die - and this hater living in the same city as them - what good is this human rights organization at all? The net isn't federally regulated, it isn't regulated at all, really. Go federal, and you'll surely get told that this is a municipal problem, take it up with the site owner. Or worse, you might be told to go fly a kite and get over it, because as the owner sees fit to leave the hate speech up on their site, it's their site, and they have a right to put whatever they want on it regardless of who feels threatened or gets offended, no matter how egregious the hate blither is.

Every time somebody behaves badly and shoots off their disgusting mouth, saying things that are incredibly stupid and hateful, scores of people rally to defend these blockheads to the hilt, but when haters say anything against a religious group or race, we are told they must be allowed to exercise their "right to free speech" bull shart! It's not free speech any more, it's ABUSE of the freedom of speech! And it's way past high time people yanked these sorry, hateful trolls off the internet altogether or at the very least, make them take the burning heat for their foul mouthed, disgusting attitudes. Only idiot trolls whine so much about "censorship" and "You're taking away my right to free speech! Waaaaaahhh!" because it's a way they know they can bully people into knuckling under and letting them get away with wishing Muslims would die or wishing Jews, Christians, etc. would die, and calling people "scum" just because they are of a different religion or ethnicity from them.

It's time those with any clout on the net got some guts, to do something about these haters and tell them in no uncertain terms to shut the flying hecx up!

Old Virus Hoax Learns New Trick - the Merry Christmas Virus Warning Hoax 2007 Version

2007-12-13T13:23:00.000-08:00

HOAX!
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/invitation.asp

Just because a chain letter claims Snopes says it's real and provides a link,
doesn't make it so...

The 2007 "Don't Open Merry Christmas" virus chain email is a hoax that gives the
usual bogus "This is the worst virus ever, it will burn your hard drive!" and
other such hysterical claims. But in order to try looking credible so people
will pass it along without actually bothering to look it up, the chain also
provides a link to a three-year-old Snopes page about a virus from 2004. The
deal is that most people will just pass on the chain without actually checking
out the Snopes info. And no, it is not better getting any chain email 25 times
than opening a Merry Christmas message.

Outdated 2004 virus info:
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/zafi.asp

Snopes page on the current Merry Christmas virus warning hoax and variations of:
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/invitation.asp

Another Phishing Pretend Paypal Email

2007-11-21T00:49:00.001-08:00

Return-path: angiezuizat_kecz@mninter.net
Reply-To: "PayPal Online" angiezuizat_kecz@mninter.net
From: "PayPal Online" angiezuizat_kecz@mninter.net

-Yeah right... Of course, one look at the full headers shows this isn't Paypal.

User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X; en-US; rv:1.0.2)
Gecko/20030208 Netscape/7.02
To: "kefka" kefka@isp.net, "kefka" keko@isp.net,
"kefka" email@isp.net, "kefka" kevin888@isp.net

-Oh, this is rich. So, you can't even decide which one of these is "Kefka" You
are sad, really sad.

Subject: PayPal

-No, not Paypal, actually.

Dear kefka,

-I'm not Kefka - and this just goes even further to prove you're not really
Paypal.

In accordance with our major database relocation, we are currently having
major adjustments and updates of user accounts to verify that the
informations you have provided with us during the sign-up process are true
and correct.

-How can you manage that when you can't even write a coherent English sentence?
"informations" is incorrect.

However, we have noticed some discrepancies regarding your
account at Paypal. Possible causes are inaccurate contact information and
invalid logout process.

-Actually, chude, the problem lies with you. You don't know anything about my
account, and that's a good thing.

We require you to complete an account verification procedure as part of our
security measure.
You must click the link below to complete the process.

(malicious link deleted)

-Actually no... Paypal never sends out emails requiring anyone to click a link.
This bogus email is what is known as phishing, where a spammer uses a malicious
link to try getting people's information for purposes of anything from sending
them more junk email to taking over their computer to use as a zomby spammer.

So no, chude, I don't want your malware or my computer to serve in your stupid
spamming outfit, so refuse to click your stupid link.

Unable to do so may result to abnormal account behavior during
transactions.

-Bull. Actually, clicking that link would likely result in one's computer
getting creamed and their details sold to tons of spammers all over the net.

Thank you for using PayPal!

-You're not Paypal, so I don't know why it matters to you one way or another
whether I or this fictional Kefka chude uses Paypal.

The PayPal Team

-No, you're not the Paypal team...

Blacklisted.

Spammers Are Football Fans Now?

2007-11-16T00:30:00.001-08:00

Well, it looks as if spammers are trying to get football fans to click on their
cruddy malware sites.

Via Mailwasher I was able to look and laugh at the message w/o any harm to my
system, and then blacklist the spammer.

Return-path: YourJersey@marriagesocialist.com

-MarriageSocialist? - I'm not looking to get married, and am not a socialist or
interested in marrying one.

From: FootballJersey FootballJersey@tfqxs.marriagesocialist.com
Subject: Who is your favourite Football team

-None - as well as none of your business...

Visit-us here, if you cannot view the image below.

-Nope, chude, not interested in your malware... Site deleted.

Blacklisted.

Missing Kid Hoaxes Started by the Kids Themselves

2007-10-11T12:09:00.001-07:00

Missing Nanaimo Teen Email is a Big Hoax

http://www.canada.com/vancouverisland/nanaimo/story.html?id=4f7749de-8e18-487b-948e-8b30bf42b78a

Furthermore, it's also a rip-off of the Evan Trembley hoax.

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/evantrembley.html which was started as a
sick joke on Myspace by the real and not missing Evan Trembley himself.

It borrows content from the Ashley Flores hoax
http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/ashleyflores.html
which was started by one of the real and not missing Ashley's friends on Myspace
as a sick joke, and borrows heavily from the Penny Brown hoax
http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/pennybrown.html
which is a mutation of the Kelsey Brook Jones chain, which was true for the two
hours that kelsey was thought missing. Kelsey was found playing, and unharmed
two hours after her mother's initial panic.
http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/kelsey.html

http://www.breakthechain.org/missing.html

People who start hoaxes like that should be penalized, because they are getting
very sick kicks at others' expense!
It's manipulative, attention-seeking behavior on a level that is so low and
disgusting because people are getting jerked around just so a few childish teens
can get their haw-haws.

Ignorance or lack of forethought as no excuse.

Playing pranks on your friends in a social network like Myspace is bad enough,
but when it's in the form of a chain letter, it's not going to stay just among
the friends of the hoaxter. This is because your circle of friends also has
their own circles of friends, which in turn, have their own circle of friends,
so, you start a hoax about yourself as missing or dying or whatever, and your
friends might think it's funny, but somebody else who is listed as one of their
friends but not listed as your friend, looks at this friend's profile and
bulletins, and this stranger looking at your friend's profile, sees your
missing/dying hoax and assumes it's for real, and compulsively passes it along
to their friends, who pass it on to theirs.

So, yet more reasons chain letters really stink, and why starting a hoax might
get you the controll over the masses and the attention you desire, but it could
also land you and those associated with you in a pile of inconvenience if not
trouble.

I'm very sorry for anyone these hoaxes have hurt, from those who were taken in
by them, (hopefully they'll know better than pass on chain email from now on) to
those who are friends of or related to the hoaxter and suffering fallout because
of the hoax.

But as for the hoaxters themselves, I wish they would get a lot more than just a
slap on the wrist for their self-serving, inconsiderate and just plain sick
actions.

Evan Trembley was exceedingly stupid to start a hoax about himself, as was the
friend of Ashley Flores. The guy who mooched off the Trembley hoax and made it
about himself as a missing kid in Nanaimo is just as guilty. Shame on them!

Full article about the Nanaimo prank:

http://www.canada.com/vancouverisland/nanaimo/story.html?id=4f7749de-8e18-487b-948e-8b30bf42b78a

Missing Nanaimo Teen Email is a Big Hoax

Nanaimo Daily News Missing teen e-mail is a big hoax
Plea urging people to look out for Nanaimo boy is a prank that first began in
Texas
Derek Spalding , Daily News
Published: Thursday, October 11, 2007
Nanaimo RCMP say its unfortunate that someone is circulating a fake missing
person notice through e-mail accounts.

Thousands of Harbour City residents have recently received a message in their
inbox about a missing teenager from Nanaimo, but the chain mail is nothing but a
hoax. The message asks recipients to please "pass this to everyone in your
address book" in hopes that someone will have seen 15-year-old Evan Trembley.
After a simple Internet search, however, the real story behind the prank is
revealed.

Evan Trembley of Wichita, Falls, Tex, created a fake Amber Alert with himself as
the missing person. He then sent it out to his friends on MySpace.com. Then a
few people who didn't know it was a joke, sent the e-mail out to everyone on
their list. Police exposed Trembley who said he thought his "friends would
recognize it, get a laugh out of it" and delete it, he told reporters in
Wichita.

****But then people who weren't his friends took it seriously and continued to
e-mail all their friends. Trembley and his mother Tammy said they do not expect
any criminal charges.

It appears someone in Nanaimo decided to localize Trembley's prank and
distributed it throughout the city. Using the same photo and similar
information, Trembley now appears to be a missing Nanaimo boy. This week, the
e-mail reached Robin Dutton, owner of Arrowsmith Bikes, who then forwarded it to
more than 300 people on his mailing list.

"I just thought, if somebody's missing, it doesn't take a whole lot for me to
send it out to everyone in my address book," he said before expressing his
disappointment in the hoax. "I just think it's really unfortunate. I'd like to
think that people have a bit more to do rather than waste people's time."

DSpalding@nanaimodailynews.com

250-729-4231

McCann Case - Police and Media Bumbling Way Off the Map!

2007-10-01T06:26:00.001-07:00

The police and the media are making complete idiots of themselves over the
Madeleine McCann case. I have a few comments on these site summaries.

Site 1.
McCann's hire car examined by experts
Brisbane Times - Brisbane,Queensland,Australia
A team of forensic scientists have reportedly made independent tests on a
hire car rented by the parents of missing British girl Madeline McCann. ...
http://news.brisbanetimes.com.au/mccanns-hire-car-examined-by-experts/20074630-11s5.html

-Okay, summary looks good, it's probably one of the more sensible writeups in a
while.

Site 2.
Girl in photo not Madeleine McCann
Melbourne Herald Sun - Australia
PARENTS of missing British girl Madeleine McCann were being consoled by
friends last night after being given the devastating news that a holiday
snap ...
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22493955-663,00.html

-The stupid media should not have splashed little Bushra's picture all over the
world and assumed she was Madeline in the first place! Not only have they wasted
a lot of people's time and attention on a claim that isn't real, they added to
the torment of Maddeleine's family! Gads, but you police and news reporters are
inconsiderate, bumbling idiots!

Site 3.
A sacked maid seeking revenge is latest suspect over missing ...
Times Online - UK
A maid who is alleged to have abducted Madeleine McCann in revenge for
being sacked from the holiday resort where the missing girl was staying is
being ...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article2563493.ece

-Whoever came up with this hair-brained theory? Oh, right, the brain-dead police
again! Next thing you know, there will be reports that the Great Pumpkin took
her, then Santa did it, then the Easter Bunny. Please, don't waste any more time
and energy until something has been proven before spouting this unbelievable
dreck!

Site 4.
How the Portugese police say Madeleine in fall on a staircase
This is London - London,England,UK
Madeleine McCann died in a fall down a flight of stairs at her parents'
holiday apartment, Portuguese police claimed yesterday in the latest leak
from ...
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23414439-details/How+the+Portugese+police+say+Madeleine+in+fall+on+a+staircase/article.do

-Well, doesn't everybody know how reliable the Portuguese police are by now? You
stupid cops are all over the map, you have no idea what you're doing, and the
gullible media, desperate for a story, any story, truth be damned, will print
anything, not caring how it hurts the McCann family and their friends!

Site 5.
Maddy McCann My Nightmares Part 4
This Gross Nightmare About Maddy McCann with a Horrible Bloody Hand Still Keeps
Periodically Reoccurring. It Really Freaks Me Out.
http://digg.com/world_news/Maddy_McCann_My_Nightmares_Part_4

-Oh, but it's digg.com... You have to click through digg to actually get to the
article - nope, sorry, don't want to read it that badly. Anyway, for the one who
wrote it: try to calm down, okay?

Site 6.
Maid Up Stories, Avoid the Questions
By transfattyacid(transfattyacid)
If this is yet another red herring, in a week of red herrings from the McCann
camp, it does have an advantage over the Maddie in Morocco story. The matter is
being investigated by the British police, and they are unlikely to hurry any ...
http://trannyfattyacid.blogspot.com/2007/09/maid-up-stories-avoid-questions.html

-Erm, okay, so we agree about the media being bungling idiots. But I'm not sure
what your take is on the McCanns themselves.

Site 7.
If Madeleine McCann was Black, Would the Media Care?
By ExpatJane(MLH)
If Madeleine McCann was Black, Would the Media Care?Madeleine McCann, who you've
no doubt heard has been missing over in Europe, is a white British four-year-old
whose disappearance has sparked a massive global media focus. ...
http://missingminorities.blogspot.com/2007/09/if-madeleine-mccann-was-black-would.html

-What's black and white got to do with Madeleine McCann!? Oh, please, give me a
pickin break!!

The reason the world knows about Madeleine McCann at all is because of a chain
email one of her relatives started - a chain email that, for once, isn't a hoax!

-Yes, if she was black, and it was the same story and it was for real and if a
relative had started a chain email and everybody heard about it, everybody would
care just as much!

-Sheesh! Why in the heck is it that some apparently bigoted attention-hogs with
their own racist agendas always have to go throwing the race card and silly
pity-parties into things!? So now, tell me, should we all of a sudden just stop
praying that Madeleine will be found alive or at the very least, didn't suffer a
horrible death because she's not black? Should we wish she's dead because she's
not black? Should we just forget all about any other missing kids we are told
about if they happen not to be black? Should we only be on the look out for
missing kids if they are black and simply shrug off and refuse to even consider
trying to help out if a picture shows a missing kid who isn't black? Are we
supposed to only care about missing kids if they are "the right color" for you
now? Sheesh! I'm not even going to read your crummy site! This isn't about wite
and black! Stop trying to turn it into that and just please go away if you
aren't interested in helping find missing kids regardless of skin color! ARGH!

Comment on Open Thread: A photo of Madeleine McCann? by TobyRose
By TobyRose
It is odd that Kate McCann announced Madeleine had been abducted before a search
was done for her in the complex. It seems she was trying to convince people of
that. A mother's first reaction to a missing child is that the child has ...
http://crimeblog.us/?p=566#comment-64196

-Uhm no, I'd think that would be one of the initial reactions of any parent
whose kid went missing from a motel room!

[dog_anti-rescue_anti-peta_new] "owner"

2007-09-24T06:15:00.000-07:00

To: dog_anti-rescue_anti-peta_new@yahoogroups.com

Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2007 2:53 AM

Subject: Re: [dog_anti-rescue_anti-peta_new] "owner"

Disgusting! I'll put *s around anything else I see wrong with this garbage, and it's bound to be a heck of a lot.

   Subject: FW: [stopthekilling] Extension of *Rights* for *Companion Animals*
    Date: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:07:36 -0700

        ----- Original Message -----
        From: ADLLA
        To: *Stop The Killing*

(self-righteous, ego-puffing, and hypocritical when humans are getting killed every day and they're not crying over that. "companion animal" is the term PEta wants to get everybody using instead of "pet" as a step to putting animals as equal with humans in order to eventually end all contact between animals and humans with the exception of themselves, of course.)

Sent: 9/18/2007 11:48:03 Pm

*POST AND CROSS POST!*

(Yikes! All caps = shouting, chain letter style - and this instruction's how chain email gets started, and it's very typical of animal welfare people to do this)

Visit *www.StopTheKilling.net*

(offensive self-righteous looking domain, typical of animal welfare/rights egotists)

In the news today, a dog *who*

(who is for humans, this should read "a dog that was)

was taken to the veterinarian's
office in the state of Georgia is being held *hostage*

(Implies a kidnapping which didn't happen, and since when is a dog a "hostage"? People are hostages, dogs are impounded!) until the *"owner"* (yes, the OWNER, not the mommy or daddy or guardian or care taker or steward or any other aw term, so no need for the quotes around it, dude.)
pays the *nine-hundred-dollar bill* (Holy crap! That's horrendous! The dog probably didn't even cost that much to buy in the first place, no?) owed to the vet. This is *receiving
tons of coverage in the mainstream press,* (meh...If you say so - I haven't heard of it, anyway, lots of chain letter hoaxes claim the same thing when in fact the story can be seen nowhere in the media except maybe to be exposed as a hoax.) which is discussing the
issue of *companion animals* (PETS!) *)cats, dogs, rabbits)* (Uhm dude...Er, like...Most of us know what pets are, and what kinds of pets are commonly found in households! DUH!) being given *more
standing in the law.* (which is sometimes mentioned in the media, but is still ridiculous and absolutely wrong. Animals are not and never will be little fur-people, or come before people except in the depraved minds of the animal activists who hate their own species...) As *the journalist* (Which journalist?) explaining the story stated,
*"If you took your daughter to the dentist for dental work* (This is a dog, not your daughter, a blasted dog, for crying out loud! Any journalist who attempts to equate children with animals needs to have their credentials as well as their head examined, not to mention, they just wouldn't belong in a media job!) and couldn't
pay the bill, the dentist wouldn't be able to hold your *child hostage* (Again, this is a dog, not a child! But it seems to me somebody is trying to weasel out of paying a tremendously outrageous vet bill, or a vet is trying to bilk a dog owner out of their hard earned money! It stinks either way.)
or send her to an *orphanage."* (Orphanages are for children! Dogs go to the pound or a kennel, doofus!)

Even though under our *draconian laws* (Draconian law would be forcing people to treat their animals as children and thereby end pet ownership!) animals are still *considered
someone's "personal property,"* (Obviously you have a problem with that, which makes you an ar extremist. Get a life!) there are many judges across the nation
who are apparently *awarding "companion" animals extra considerations
in dealing with issues similar to this one.* (Not because they are as sadly and scarily twisted as this, I hope, but rather, because of other factors like who's pet it is and who has a stronger case for keeping the animal - and even that's no guarantee the animal would end up where it belongs, animal welfare people are very good at stealing animals from people and using the law as a cover for their rotten activities.!) Some judges have extended
the term "personal property" in dealing with *companion animals* (They're called pets, dude...) to
"personal property *who* (Who is a human...) make a positive impression and difference in
the lives of those who own them!"* (Again, yes, people do own pets,the animals don't care what you call them, but anybody who cares to keep their own rights to be benefited by their personal property, should care, and shun your disgusting rhetoric and call it for what it is, extremist animal rights propaganda!. And yes, everybody who has ever owned and loved a pet knows pets do make a positive difference in their lives, but you animal rights nutters want to take that away, and that is the bottom line with you here!)

Now, of course, ADL-LA believes that animals should have intrinsic
value and be accorded *rights* (Rights is a human concept and cannot be applied to animals...) independent of their meaning to human
beings. Because *non human animals* (of course they're non human, they're animals! You're making me want to throw up!) are indeed *sentient* (Right up there on the ars favorite words for describing their idea of animals, right along with "innocent" "voiceless" and all other tripe. Give me a break!) and able to
*suffer* (As you ars continually to fantasize about, you just can't stand that somewhere, a human is happy, or that an animal and a human are happy in each other's presence! Again, get a freaking life! Yes, most of us know animals feel pain, get excited over treats, miss their owners when they're away, have foods they like and foods they dislike, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! That does not make them little children in fur coats!) *- feel pain, fear, pleasure, disappointment, depression, etc.* (Yadda, yadda, yadda, I just covered that...) -
they *should* (No they should NOT) be granted rights irrespective of any "human"
considerations whatsoever.

(Oh right. To you, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy, and an ant should be granted the same consideration as your child since your child is of no more value to you than an ant...You pass with flying colors to be a good little soldier in the PEta/HSUS/ALF etc. army.)

But, in light of *how companion animals are treated* (Pets, dude, pets!) inside the *prison*
walls of LAAS and other municipal *shelters,* (the pound) this broadening of the
term "personal property" being given by some judges is a positive
step forward. Therefore, the veterinarian in Georgia is going to
either be forced to give the dog back to the owner or make sure the
dog gets a safe and loving new home; he will NOT be allowed to send
the dog (as he had initially intended) to a *shelter* (pound) with the dog's
death the likely outcome.

(So...It's either a money-grubbing aw extremist vet, or a loafing animal owner looking to get something for nothing, trying to cop out of having to pay a vet bill. Yes, I hope the vet is forced to give the dog back to its owner once the bill has been paid - provided the vet was on the up and up about the amount and the owner wasn't trying to get something for nothing. It's not easy to tell which one was the villain and which one was the victim here, but either way, it's disgusting how the animal rights people are trying to use it to their own twisted interests.)

This issue set ADL-LA members to pondering how we can use this new and
more progressive perspective in thinking about *companion animals* (Pets!) to
serve LA's own homeless and lost animals. It seems - if we are to
agree with the many judges who are giving *companion animals* (Pets!) 'extra
consideration' - that when a *companion animal* (Gads, I've never seen so much repitition of an offensive phrase except for the flamer who flamed somebody's guestbook with pages of the words "bitch pants" Get it through your thick head, it's PETS!) is lost, the "shelters"
(yeah, they are pounds) should be unable to kill the animal because they have an owner
somewhere. Even if the owners make no attempt or are otherwise unable
to find their missing pet, the *shelters* (pounds) should be forced either to
find this animal a home or care (humanely!) for the animal's physical
and emotional needs for the rest of his/her natural life.

(Gosh, for a second there, I actually thought you were going to say something truly compassionate and sensible, and say the pounds should be forced to track down the owner and give the animal back to him/her! So - you didn't say anything surprisingly and refreshingly decent after all...)

(Who wants to shell out more money for useless taxes? people are already being taxed for more important things such as schooling and for other things they probably don't even know or care to support. And if I didn't have a pet, I should not be expected to pay taxes so some mangy flea-ridden mutts or alley cats are foisted on people who should have the right to choose to get their pets elsewhere than at some dumpy pound, and there's no way I'll support any funding to help the institutions that participate in raiding pet owners and importing sick and vicious dogs from other countries to perpetuate the animal overpopulation myth and put pet shops and breeders out of business, eventually ending pet ownership altogether, as pound pets get spewtered before they're allowed back into a home!)

Therefore, no *companion animal* *Blimey! Okay, I'm going through this nauseating thing to tally the number of times you churned out your favorite PEta phrase! And they are still pets!) should ever be *killed,* "(Like it or not, animals do have to be killed. If that wasn't the case, everything that moves on this planet would be living on vegetation only! And sometimes animals are killed to prevent the spread of disease, sometimes they are put down because to let them live and suffer from an incurable condition isn't doing it any favors and may be a huge finantial drain on the owner who can't afford steep vet bills every time meds are required, especially when this owner has his or her own condition they are spending lots on for meds, or if the owner has a loved one such as a child who needs special care and it isn't cheap!) *neglected,* (Pets usually aren't neglected by their owners. It's when animals end up in the pounds or the hands of other animal rights extremist raiders is when the neglect comes in to it.) or
allowed to die from treatable illnesses in our LA *shelters*

(pounds, and that's what pounds do, because ars working there would rather see them dead than go to live with another human.)

just
because they are lost or homeless. ARE THERE ANY LAWYERS OUT THERE
WILLING TO TAKE THIS ON?

(A smart lawyer who is not greedy, wouldn't touch this with a 30 foot pole unless it meant making the greedy animal welfare extremist pounds give the animals back to their owners every time!)

This to ADL-LA would be a step forward in the way Americans view
certain categories of animals - i.e., those classified as
*"companions."* (pets.) This should be a given - not something for which
activists should have to fight for, get arrested over or be
continually dragged into court.

-Wrong. Activists should be arrested, and dragged into court, for simply being what they are and making it their mission to cause strife wherever they go!)

(Animals don't have a sense of dignity, so they cannot be violated, even if they can be hurt! The term 'violation' is connected with rights, which is a human concept alone!) *for human
greed, vanity, profit, entertainment, or culinary desires.*

(This passage sums up this judgemental self-righteous egomaniac animal extremist for what he/she is.Someone whose bigoted, dictator views run so deep they want to force everybody to eat only carrots, soy and greenery, even if a human hates it or is allergic - oh, but the animals can go on eating meat, right? Hypocrite! Or maybe you want to force pet owners to feed their cat a vegan diet? Hypocrite! And wear only plastic and other synthetics, even if they are not comfortable or even good for people, never see animals except in picture books and on outdated, anti-human nature programs, and all of this on pain of getting bullied and insulted as greedy, vain, etc. if one doesn't comply. And heaven forbid anyone but the animal activists be allowed to make any money! I've said it before, but will say it again, get a life, you miserable, stinking, conceited, self-agrandizing prat!)

ADL-LA Disclaimer: Nothing contained in this publication is intended
to encourage or incite illegal acts. Many of the reports contained in
our Action Alerts and on our web site at www.StopTheKilling.net have
been received anonymously and the Campaign cannot make any guarantees
for the accuracy of these reports.

-Nooooooooo kidding!!! Better not even claim to try!

Any views or comments stated in
reports, Action Alerts or on the web site are not necessarily the
views of STK or ADL-LA.

Erm, I find that very hard to believe!

BTW the number of repeats of a certain animal rights phrase throughout this obnoxious drivel was 8. 8 times!

Furkids? Isn't that calling yourself the mother of a dog? Wouldn't that be calling yourself a bitch? What does that make your sons?-------------------"Shelters" importing dogs is like the fireman w ho sets fires so he can be a hero when he puts them out.

Re: [dog_anti-rescue_anti-peta_new] "owner"

2007-09-20T02:53:00.000-07:00

Disgusting! I'll put *s around anything else I see wrong with this garbage, and it's bound to be a heck of a lot.

   Subject: FW: [stopthekilling] Extension of *Rights* for *Companion Animals*
    Date: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:07:36 -0700

        ----- Original Message -----
        From: ADLLA
        To: *Stop The Killing* (self-righteous, ego-puffing, and hypocritical when humans are getting killed every day and they're not crying over that.)
        Sent: 9/18/2007 11:48:03 PM

        *POST AND CROSS POST!* (Yikes! All caps = shouting, chain letter style - and this instruction's how chain email gets started, and it's very typical of animal welfare people to do this)
        Visit *www.StopTheKilling.net* (offensive self-righteous looking domain, typical of animal welfare/rights egotists)

        In the news today, a dog *who* (who is for humans, this should read "a dog that was) was taken to the veterinarian's
office in the state of Georgia is being held *hostage* (Implies a kidnapping which didn't happen, and since when is a dog a "hostage"? People are hostages, dogs are impounded!) until the *"owner"* (yes, the OWNER, not the mommy or daddy or guardian or care taker or steward or any other aw term, so no need for the quotes around it, dude.)
pays the *nine-hundred-dollar bill* (Holy crap! That's horrendous! The dog probably didn't even cost that much to buy in the first place, no?) owed to the vet. This is *receiving
tons of coverage in the mainstream press,* (meh...If you say so - I haven't heard of it, anyway, lots of chain letter hoaxes claim the same thing!) which is discussing the
issue of *companion animals* (cats, dogs, rabbits) (Uhm dude...Er, like...Most of us know what pets are, and what kinds of pets are commonly found in households! DUH!) being given *more
standing in the law.* (which is sometimes mentioned in the media, but is still ridiculous and absolutely wrong. Animals are not and never will be people, or come before people except in the depraved minds of the animal activists who hate their own species...) As *the journalist* (Which journalist?) explaining the story stated,
*"If you took your daughter to the dentist for dental work* (This is a dog, not your daughter, a blasted dog, for crying out loud! Any journalist who attempts to equate children with animals needs to have their credentials as well as their head examined, not to mention, they just wouldn't belong in a media job!) and couldn't
pay the bill, the dentist wouldn't be able to hold your *child hostage* (Again, this is a dog, not a child! But it seems to me somebody is either trying to get out of paying a tremendously outrageous vet bill, or a vet is trying to bilk a dog owner out of their hard earned money!)
or send her to an *orphanage."* (Orphanages are for children! Dogs go to the pound or a kennel, doofus!)

Even though under our *draconian laws* (Draconian law would be forcing people to treat their animals as children and thereby end pet ownership!) animals are still *considered
someone's "personal property,"* (Obviously you have a problem with that, which makes you an ar extremist. Get a life!) there are many judges across the nation
who are apparently *awarding "companion" animals extra considerations
in dealing with issues similar to this one.* (Not because they are as sadly and scarily twisted as this, I hope, but rather, because of other factors like who's pet it is and who has a stronger case for keeping the animal!) Some judges have extended
the term "personal property" in dealing with *companion animals* (They're called pets, dude...) to
"personal property *who* (Who is a human...) make a positive impression and difference in
the lives of those who own them!"* (Again, yes, people do own pets,the animals don't care what you call them, but anybody who cares to keep their own rights to be benefited by their personal property, should care, and shun your disgusting rhetoric and call it for what it is, extremist animal rights propaganda!. And yes, everybody who has ever owned and loved a pet knows pets do make a positive difference in their lives, but you animal rights nutters want to take that away, and that is the bottom line with you here!)

Now, of course, ADL-LA believes that animals should have intrinsic
value and be accorded *rights* (Rights is a human concept and cannot be applied to animals...) independent of their meaning to human
beings. Because *non human animals* (of course they're non human, they're animals! You're making me want to throw up!) are indeed *sentient* (IRight up there on the ars favorite words for describing their idea of animals, right along with "innocent" "voiceless" and all other tripe. Give me a break!) and able to
*suffer* (As you ars continually to fantasize about, you just can't stand that somewhere, a human is happy, or that an animal and a human are happy in each other's presence! Again, get a frickin life! Yes, most of us know animals feel pain, get excited over treats, miss their owners when they're away, have foods they like and foods they dislike, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! That does not make them little children in fur coats!) *- feel pain, fear, pleasure, disappointment, depression, etc.* (Yadda, yadda, yadda, I just covered that...) -
they *should* (NOT) be granted rights irrespective of any "human"
considerations whatsoever.

(So..It's a money-grubbing aw extremist vet, then. Yes, I hope he/she is forced to give the dog back to its owner!)

This issue set ADL-LA members to pondering how we can use this new and
more progressive perspective in thinking about *companion animals* (Pets!) to
serve LA's own homeless and lost animals. It seems - if we are to
agree with the many judges who are giving *companion animals* (Pets!) 'extra
consideration' - that when a *companion animal* (Gads, I've never seen so much repitition of an offensive phrase except for the flamer who flamed somebody's guestbook with the words "bitch pants" Get it through your thick head, it's PETS!) is lost, the "shelters"
(yeah, they are pounds) should be unable to kill the animal because they have an owner
somewhere. Even if the owners make no attempt or are otherwise unable
to find their missing pet, the *shelters* (pounds) should be forced either to
find this animal a home or care (humanely!) for the animal's physical
and emotional needs for the rest of his/her natural life.

(Gosh, for a second there, I actually thought you were going to say something truly compassionate and sensible, and say the pounds should be forced to track down the owner and give the animal back to him/her! So - you didn't say anything surprisingly and refreshingly decent after all...)

Furthermore, animals *who* (should be 'which' or 'that') don't have owners ("strays") are the de facto
personal property of the community in which they are found - and,
therefore, *a portion of the tax dollars (more then 22 MILLION EACH
YEAR) given to the department of Los Angeles Animal Services by the
citizens of Los Angeles should be allocated precisely to finding homes
for these animals as well, so that they can "make a positive
impression and difference" in the lives of someone else who chooses to
own them!* (Who wants to shell out more money for useless taxes? people are already being taxed for more important things such as schooling and for other things they probably don't even know or care to support. And if I didn't have a pet, I should not be expected to pay taxes so some mangy flea-ridden mutts or alley cats are foisted on people who should have the right to choose to get their pets elsewhere than at some dumpy pound, and there's no way I'll support any funding to help the institutions that participate in raiding pet owners and importing sick and vicious dogs from other countries to perpetuate the animal overpopulation myth and put pet shops and breeders out of business, eventually ending pet ownership altogether, as pound pets get spewtered before they're allowed back into a home!)

Therefore, no *companion animal* *Blimey! Okay, I'm going through this nauseating thing to tally the number of times you churned out your favorite PEta phrase! And they are still pets!) should ever be *killed,* "(Like it or not, animals do have to be killed. If that 3wasn't the case, everything that moves on this planet would be living on vegetation only! And sometimes animals are killed to prevent the spread of disease, sometimes they are put down because to let them live and suffer from an incurable condition isn't doing it any favors and may be a huge finantial drain on the owner who can't afford steep vet bills every time meds are required, especially when this owner has his or her own condition they are spending lots on for meds, or if the owner has a loved one such as a child who needs special care and it isn't cheap!) *neglected,* (Pets usually aren't. It's when animals end up in the pounds or the hands of other animal rights extremist raiders is when the neglect comes in to it.) or
allowed to die from treatable illnesses in our LA *shelters* (pounds, and that's what pounds do, because ars working there would rather see them dead than go to live with another human.) just
because they are lost or homeless. ARE THERE ANY LAWYERS OUT THERE
WILLING TO TAKE THIS ON?

(A smart lawyer who is not greedy, wouldn't touch this with a 30 foot pole unless it meant making the pounds and greedy animal welfare extremist vets give the animals back to their owners every time!)

-Wrong. Activists should be arrested, and dragged into court, for simply being what they are and making it their mission to cause strife wherever they go!)

Once we as a society are forbidden to kill *"companion" animals* (PETS!) in our
municipal *"shelters"* (pounds!) maybe - just maybe - this will pave the way for
other animals *who* (which or that!) are not considered "companions" to be given
consideration under the law as well, and NOT be *violated* (Animals don't have a sense of dignity, so they cannot be violated, even if they can be hurt! The term 'violation' is connected with rights, which is a human concept alone!) *for human
greed, vanity, profit, entertainment, or culinary desires.* (This passage sums up this judgemental self-righteous egomaniac animal extremist for what he/she is.Someone whose bigoted, dictator views run so deep they want to force everybody to eat only carrots, soy and greenery, even if a human hates it or is allergic - oh, but the animals can go on eating meat, right? Hypocrite! Or maybe you want to force pet owners to feed their cat a vegan diet? Hypocrite! And wear only plastic and other synthetics, even if they are not comfortable or even good for people, never see animals except in picture books and on outdated, anti-human nature programs, and all of this on pain of getting bullied and insulted as greedy, vain, etc. if one doesn't comply. And heaven forbid anyone but the animal activists be allowed to make any money! I've said it before, but will say it again, get a life, you miserable, stinking, conceited, self-agrandizing prat!)

-Nooooooooo kidding!!! Better not even claim to try!

Any views or comments stated in
reports, Action Alerts or on the web site are not necessarily the
views of STK or ADL-LA.

Erm, I find that very hard to believe!

BTW the number of repeats of a certain animal rights phrase throughout this obnoxious drivel was 8. 8 times!

Not Cool!

2007-09-17T01:22:00.001-07:00

Return-path: cedric@mialaret.com

-Not cool. The name 'Cedric' shouldn't appear anywhere in any part of a
spammer's identity.

From: "Robert Bravo" me@myisp.com
Reply-To: "Robert Bravo" me@myisp.com

-Robert Bravo? Robber Boo-Hiss more likely! Definitely not, not, not, NOT COOL
forging my address!!!

Subject: Make a gift for your wife

-I'm a girl, you idiot!

At Our Store, we specialize in the sales of
brand name quality look alike timepieces,

(Snip rest of advertising babble)

-Dude: if you think I'm going to promote your cruddy web site and buy phony
status watches at your cruddy store after you forged my address, you need your
head examined - with an application of a combo of itching and sneezing powder!

Thank you,

-You forged my address. You're not welcome!

Amr Mapara

-Huh? But I thought you said your name was Robert Bravo?

Click to be removed. You will be removed within 6 8 Hours

-Bull!

-Buh-bye Robert Amr Mapara Boo-Hiss!

Blacklisted!

I'm Shawn Gregorio Today.

2007-09-09T01:29:00.001-07:00

Return-path: wneknowhow@foto-hailer.de
Reply-To: "GSimon Sonia" wneknowhow@foto-hailer.de
From: "GSimon Sonia" wneknowhow@foto-hailer.de
Subject: hello

-Hello GSimon Sonia.

To: sanju100@isp.org, santa@isp.org, me@isp.org
Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:11:35 +0100
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain

Hey Shawn

-So I'm Shawn now. Lol. Okay, I can handle that, it's a girl's name as well as a
guy's.

Trading Alert for tomorrow,
ticker-chvc
See all the volume, GET IN

Faye

-Wait a minute, I thought you said you were GSimon Sonia?

-Well, Faye Sonia G Simon, I couldn't care less about your trading alerts.

Bye.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: waparvenu@dbass1.fsnet.co.uk
Reply-To: "Abe Caudill" waparvenu@dbass1.fsnet.co.uk
From: "Abe Caudill" waparvenu@dbass1.fsnet.co.uk
Subject: hey mate

-Hello Abe Caudill.

To: omar@isp.org, fred@isp.org, me@isp.org, ger@isp.org

yo Gregorio

-So now I'm...Gregorio? *Rolling eyes* I liked "Shawn" better.

Leader for this week,
call-chvc
This is an easy tripler

Andre

-No Abe Andre Caudill, I already told your friend Fae Sonia G Simon I wasn't
interested in your precious chvc, so you can't do anything to change my mind
either.

-Bye.

Blacklisted.

The Depths of Desperation Spammers Will Go

2007-09-06T22:34:00.001-07:00

"I'll tell my spammer friends to stop spamming you if you put a link to my site
on yours."

No kidding, that's what this sorry jerk is proposing according to these
articles.

This Guy Will Ask Spammers To Stop...
WebProNews - Lexington,KY,USA
I know a lot of spammers and I will ask them not to post on your site. It
will reduce the volume of spam by 30-50% .In return Id like to ask you to
put a ...
http://www.webpronews.com/blogtalk/2007/09/05/this-guy-will-ask-spammers-to-stop-spamming-you

Trust me, I KNOW spammers...
By xinit
I know a lot of spammers and I will ask them not to post on your site. It will
reduce the volume of spam by 30-50% .In return Id like to ask you to put a link
to my site on the index page of your site. The link will be small and your ...
http://foo.ca/wp/2007/09/05/trust-me-i-know-spammers/
bankrupt artist v.3

Comment on This Guy Is The Friend of Spammers! He Will Ask Them To ...
By Caydel
Somehow, it appears I managed to post it first... w00t! Although,

http://www.altogetherdigital.com/20070905/blog-spammers-offer-protection-services-thank-god-for-askimet/

has the best write up.
http://feeds.sphinn.com/~r/sphinncomments/~3/152628346/4678
Sphinn: Comments

What Will Blog Spammers Think Of Next
By WICKO
if you have a blog, you see the daily comment spam, but have you ever received
this kind of offer.
http://blog.linkworth.com/what-will-blog-spammers-think-of-next/

* * *

Full article:

hello , my name is Richard and I know you get a lot of spammy comments ,
I can help you with this problem . I know a lot of spammers and I will ask them
not to post on your site. It will reduce the volume of spam by 30-50% .In return
Id like to ask you to put a link to my site on the index page of your site. The
link will be small and your visitors will hardly notice it , its just done for
higher rankings in search engines. Contact me icq 454528835 or write me
tedirectory@yahoo.com , i will give you my site url and you will give me yours
if you are interested. thank you

* * *

No deal, Rick, dude! I'm not spamming my own site with your link, and I don't
want anyone telling me what to put on my sites for any reason or in exchange for
anything. And if you know a lot of spammers and personally can contact them,
then why the heck aren't you really doing something to help isps rid the
internet of them? Doesn't say much for your own character, does it, hmmmm?

You're a spammer yourself, and if anything, in competition with the others.

Besides, if I refuse to put your lousy link up on my site, you could always do
the opposite of what you promise and actually spam on your own or get other
spammers to spam, which I have full confidence you would be petty enough to do.

So forget it, I'm not buying that load of rotten potatoes from you.

I'll just laugh at your pathetic attempt at boosting your ego by trying to get
the highest rankings in search engines. You have no life. I suggest you get one,
quick!

Secret Watches?

2007-09-01T03:04:00.001-07:00

Return-path: <j@nucleus.com>
From: "Sarah" j@nucleus.com

-Hello Sarah J

Subject: No one has to know about our little secret.

-What little secret? Not that it matters, this subject line is a huge laugh
considering you probably spammed massive numbers of isps with your "little
secret" doesn't that make it, uhm, no longer a secret, hmm?

Do you have a special date coming up?

-Such as?

Maybe a wedding, anniversary or the birthday of your 15 year-old daughter...

-yeah, though the wedding is my niece's and it's only happening next year. Her
birthday, and that of my sister (her aunt) is coming up, and my mom's a month
later, why?

These are the perfect times to give them themost unforgettable gift of all:

-Okay, hold up - what is a "themost" and what makes it different from other
unforgettable gifts?

JEWELS and WATCHES.

-You've got to be kidding right? This was your little secret? Selling fake
Rolexes? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

-Lousy web site deleted.

Nothing says "I love you" better than a 2 thousand dollar watch,

Chick, if that's what you think, you are sad.

BUT you will not pay that much.

-That's right, because I'm not buying a watch from you or any of your spammer
pals.

Because there is a handmade replica place just for you, all widely-known brands
and models.
For girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands and wives.
With our promotion you can even get one for your mother-in-law!

-Wow, that's some little secret!

-I told your pals, Marlon and Kathy I think it was, I wasn't interested in their
replica watches, and the same goes for you.

GET THE PROMOTION YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

Augh! *Runs to find something to stop ears and eyes from bleeding* Do you have
to shout so loud!? Anyway, you didn't think I'd delete your stupid site if you
put it in this email twice, did you? But I did. I'm not interested in any
promotions from you, nor will I promote you, except maybe as a nominee for the
president of the pea-brain section of the Dimwit Club.

Have a nice Day!

-Too bad I can't wish you the same.

Blacklisted.

Spammers and their Loony Subject Lines

2007-08-30T02:27:00.001-07:00

Quarantine: 699 Message(s) Search:

Argh!

I had to go through all that because a few messages from my friends were
mistaken by my isp for spammers!

Sifting through all those messages and making sure to sort the few friend
messages from the mass of spammers wasn't exactly my idea of passing time
online.

But while I slogged through this task, I found more spammers to laugh at
just because their subject lines were so absurd, they were hilarious!

I did get my friends' emails out of quarantine and back into my inbox, so
that was good, too.

Before I read them, however, presenting hilarious spammer subject lines! Who
do they think they're kidding? And they continually fail to realize that a
girl can be online!

chapman@piercegrobler.co.za LOL, dude what are you doing Aug 27 2.9 KB

-Uhm Chapman, dude...I'm not a dude, and if you knew what I did with your
spam, you probably wouldn't lol.

fssdfmmuty@progressive-rehab.com Dude, what if your wife finds this? Aug 27
3.3 KB

-Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Look, dude, I'm a girl, you ignoramus!
So - I can't have a wife unless I'm gay, which I'm not, so get that
straight! If you think only married men get on the net, I feel sorry for
YOUR wife, very, VERY sorry for her!

David O. Eastman My boyfriend's (cut rest - TMI)

-But your name is David...

Willis R. Mcdaniel When I tried to give him (some disgusting thing nobody
with self-respect would do in the first place let alone broadcast to the
internet)

-But your name is Willis...

Troy Meyers Olny this 5 days special price on pharma for you dear customer
Aug 27 4.5 KB
Rosie Lucas Olny this 5 days special price on pharma for you dear customer
Aug 27 4.7 KB

-Troy and Rosie, please go back to school, please, please , please!

ward@chaiyaboon.com Dude dont send that stuff to my home email... Aug 27 3.2
KB

-Uhm Ward, dude, when on earth did I ever send anything to you since I never
heard of you before? Why would I even want to send "that stuff" whatever it
is to you? And last, but not least, take your own advice, you silly,
spamming hypocrite!

caroline.pappn@whatsup.ca HAHAHAHAHAHA, man your insane! Aug 27 3.4 KB

-So cowardly Caroline the spammer insults strangers with this subject line,
and I'm the one insane? I don't think so! Uh Caroline, chick, you won't get
anyone even mildly curious about what's in your worthless spam mail with a
subject line like that. What an airhead!

LOL!

2007-08-29T16:32:00.001-07:00

Okay, I'm making another exception of an entry in this blog, sort of.
Because this made me chortle! It's still a sounding off, just not by me.

You've seen me sound off plenty in here about spam.

But you can go to this site and read an entry by someone who's really
mastered the art of msting the heck out of the spammers, and telling them
like it is. Lol!

http://centralsnark.wordpress.com/2007/08/28/dear-crummy-email-spammers/

Good going, I love it!

Another Good Post about Chain Email

2007-08-29T00:59:00.001-07:00

Here's another great post about chain email.

http://articles2.org/e-commerce/chain-emails-hateem/

Chain Emails, Hate'em!

This week I received for the hundredth time a chain email that's appallingly
stupid. This one announces the closing of Hotmail.com, the popular free
email service. As it explains, the user must send the chain email to all of
his/her friends in order to avoid the cancellation of the service. It goes
like this: since hotmail.com administrators don't know who is really using
the service nor the real popularity of it, they are sending this email to
contact all their users and find out if the service is being used and then
decide if they keep the service active or close it, because of the economic
problems they were having. This is just one of the versions I've received.

Obviously, this is not going to happen. Hotmail is the most popular free web
mail service and they don't have any plans to cancel their services. Sadly,
this is just one of the many chain emails I've received. Issues range from
free gifts from notorious companies to good luck promises, help for sick
kids, free money, free software, etc.

What fundamentally bothers me about these chain emails are two things:
first, the time and resources that are wasted sending these pointless
emails; second, the nonsense people swallow.

E-mail is one of the most used Internet tools, and it's a real shame to fill
it with trash that only wastes people's time. This is one of the main
reasons why some companies limit internet access to employees, because
instead of raising productivity, web hosting servers get loaded with trash.

But of all the chain emails I've received, the ones that annoy me the most
are those that say things like "If you send this to 10 friends, you will
receive a surprise, if you send it to 20 friends…" People that send me these
emails not only make me waste my time filling my inbox with useless stuff,
but they go and promise me happiness and good luck (some even threaten me!)
for continuing the chain.

For all of those that follow these chains, let me tell you, you are just
wasting your time and that of others: hotmail is not going to stop service,
you are not going to help any kid with cancer, you are not going to receive
any money nor (please!!) are you going to have any luck as you send your
stupid chain email to more accounts.

If you too are annoyed by this trash, you can use the following answer, and
probably some of these guys will get the idea:

"I just received your chain email. About 1,000 people have sent me chain
emails and every one of them has died in the following 6 months, probably
caused by the 'Chain email curse'. You will probably die soon if you
experience any of the following symptoms: 1) tiredness at night, 2) Hunger
just before eating, 3) Inability to remember your license plate number, 4)
stupidity".

Founder and actual CEO, Ricardo d'Argence has been in the field for more
than ten years. Alojate.com is now one of the biggest web hosting providers
in Mexico.
www.alojate.com

More on Spammers

2007-08-29T00:56:00.001-07:00

Spammers have tried so many tricks, from fake confirmation messages to
spamoetry to pdf and other files to fake e-card links, now they're
pretending to be Youtube as several of these articles mention.

Keep Up With Spam Scams
Wall Street Journal - USA
If spammers send out a million messages, and 2% of the people buy the
stock, it will go up. But the spammers bought the stock first, and so they
can ride it ...
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118826159801810399.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118826159801810399.html%3Fmod%3Dgooglenews_wsj

Storm worm shifts path to fake YouTube links
TechSpot - USA
By Jose Vilches, TechSpot.com In yet another twist to the Storm worm
nuisance, spammers are using fake YouTube links to trick users into
downloading ...
http://www.techspot.com/news/26775-storm-worm-shifts-path-to-fake-youtube-links.html
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://www.techspot.com/news/26775-storm-worm-shifts-path-to-fake-youtube-links.html

A Clean New Internet?
InformationWeek - Manhasset,NY,USA
It will be interesting to see how the new network will keep out the
hackers, spammers, and loudmouths who are causing it to be built in the
first place. ...
http://www.informationweek.com/blog/main/archives/2007/08/a_clean_new_int.html
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://www.informationweek.com/blog/main/archives/2007/08/a_clean_new_int.html

Storm Worm Spreads In YouTube Spam
WebProNews - Lexington,KY,USA
McAfee researcher Vinoo Thomas said on the Avert Labs blog that the
spammers now use a couple of ways to get the worm onto someone's system.
...
http://www.webpronews.com/topnews/2007/08/27/storm-worm-spreads-in-youtube-spam
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://www.webpronews.com/topnews/2007/08/27/storm-worm-spreads-in-youtube-spam

Stiff-Arm the Stock Spammers
Motley Fool - USA
Spammers are now disguising their pitches as stock reports published as PDF
files, hoping to avoid the suspicion typically reserved for miracle drugs
and ...
http://www.fool.com/personal-finance/general/2007/08/27/stiff-arm-the-stock-spammers.aspx
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://www.fool.com/personal-finance/general/2007/08/27/stiff-arm-the-stock-spammers.aspx

Nuclear Lab Web Site Used By Spammers Selling Phony Meds
InformationWeek - Manhasset,NY,USA
The spammers used incomprehensive gobbledygook in the ads advertising
erectile dysfunction and sleep aid medications. By W. David Gardner
Lawrence Livermore ...
http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=201802487
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml%3FarticleID%3D201802487

Spammers use YouTube to spread Storm worm
Builder AU - Australia
By Liam Tung, ZDNet Australia | 2007/08/27 13:49:02 In yet another twist to
the Storm worm menace, spammers are using a fake YouTube site to trick
users ...
http://www.builderau.com.au/news/soa/Spammers_use_YouTube_to_spread_Storm_worm/0,339028227,339281510,00.htm
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://www.builderau.com.au/news/soa/Spammers_use_YouTube_to_spread_Storm_worm/0,339028227,339281510,00.htm

Storm Worm Uses YouTube Ruse
PC Magazine - USA
Spammers are distributing the Storm Trojan via e-mails purporting to be
from friends and containing a false link to a YouTube video. ...
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2176469,00.asp
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2176469,00.asp

Kerman Telephone Selects Xangati to Improve Operational ...
Business Wire (press release) - San Francisco,CA,USA
After months of searching for a solution, the service provider purchased
the Xangati RPI solution to unearth spammers who were inappropriately using
...
http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/index.jsp?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20070827005051&newsLang=en
See all stories on this topic:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ncl=http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/index.jsp%3FndmViewId%3Dnews_view%26newsId%3D20070827005051%26newsLang%3Den

Dear Crummy Email Spammers,
By crummyjoel
No. No, I do not want to "3nlaarge my Peni5 . Thank you for caring enough to
email me about it no less than three hundred and fifty-six thousand four
hundred and twenty-one times, but I've had quite a number of opportunities
to mull it ...
http://centralsnark.wordpress.com/2007/08/28/dear-crummy-email-spammers/
Central Snark
http://centralsnark.wordpress.com

Fight Back Against Spammers
WWW Robots (also called wanderers, spiders, crawlers, or bots) are programs
that crawl the Web continually retrieving linked pages. When a spammer's bot
visits your website, blog, forum, etc, all pages and sites linked to it will
be ...
http://www.first.org/newsroom/globalsecurity/144239.html
Forum of Incident Response and...
http://www.first.org/newsroom/globalsecurity/

stopping comment spammers in their tracks
By Colleen
In this case though, the site doesn't appear to be a legit business, just a
website with links to mortgage companies. Don't let spammers ruin your
blog - stop them in their tracks by letting them know you won't tolerate
D-list spam and ...
http://www.geekyspeaky.com/2007/08/28/stopping-comment-spammers-in-their-tracks/
GeekySpeaky.com - gaming, SEO,...
http://www.geekyspeaky.com

How Spammers Get Your Mail ID And What You Can Do If Spammed
By SunSeven
Every day we get spam mails from unknown persons. Sometimes we delete them
without reading, and at best we report these messages as spam to the
respective email providers. Have you ever wondered from where these people
get your mail ids ...
http://www.indianpad.com/story/93782
IndianPad - All Stories
http://www.indianpad.com

Agents Becoming Spammers
By Aaron Dickinson
Yes, the market is slow. Yes, the showing activity has fallen. Yes, housing
activity is at record highs. No, agents should not Spam each other for
things already in the MLS. Agents are running scared now with sellers that
are very ...
http://www.twincitiesrealestateblog.com/2007/agents-becoming-spammers/
Twin Cities Real Estate Blog
http://www.twincitiesrealestateblog.com

Did Spammers Fuel the Sub-Prime Mortgage Crisis?
By Dan Gray
Did spammers fuel the sub-prime mortgage crisis? This is no common
conspiracy theory, my friends. It's common sense. Indulge me if you will and
take a gander at the raft of unsolicited mortgage offers that fill your
inbox. ...
http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/technobabble/2007/08/27/did-spammers-fuel-the-sub-prime-mortgage-crisis/
Technobabble
http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/technobabble

Beware of "War Drivers" and "War Spammers"
By Catherine
... "War Drivers" have emerged - folks who hack into these home wireless
networks. These hackers literally drive around town searching for wireless
networks to which they can connect..." link: Beware of "War Drivers" and
"War Spammers"
http://flyinghamster.com/post/44614
Flying Hamster
http://flyinghamster.com/

Beware of "War Drivers" and "War Spammers"
As many more American households are now opting for the convenience of
wireless networks, "War Drivers" have emerged - folks who hack into these
home wireless networks.
http://www.wjtv.com/gulfcoastwest/jtv/news.apx.-content-articles-JTV-2007-08-27-0004.html
News Channel 12 - Local News
http://www.wjtv.com

startlogic are spammers
By whoo
startlogic are spammers startlogic are spammer sstartlogic are spammers
startlogic are spammers startlogic are spammers.
http://www.village-idiot.org/archives/2007/08/27/startlogic-spam/
village-idiot.org
http://www.village-idiot.org

Some Myspace Users Who Do Not Like Chain Letters - Fancy That! Hehe!

2007-08-28T02:09:00.001-07:00

http://blog.myspace.com/zjd422

? Zi ?
Gender: Female
Status: Divorced
Age: 34
Sign: Taurus

State: Ohio
Country: US

Signup Date:
03/05/2006

08/26/2007

CHAIN LETTERS: EXTREMELY ANNOYING, ALL FORMS, ALL TYPES!!

I liked chain letters when I was about 10 years old. Get a chain letter in
the mail and send it to 5 of your friends and watch it all go and come
around again. That's when I was about 10 years old.

Then we all got older and it seemed to have disappeared. I don't know if
chain letters actually disappeared or if we were just too old to care
anymore.

The first time I got a chain letter text message on my cell phone, I thought
the sender was a total do-do head. Maybe it was just something unusual. Then
I started getting them from different people, both male and female. I'm glad
that I pay for a text message bundle and I don't have to pay for message
after message, message after message. Um, please, stop sending this stuff to
me. It only makes me wonder why my so-called friends do this stuff!!!

E-mail text messages, too. Here, I'm thinking that I have a letter from a
dear friend and its B.S! I appreciate some people thinking of me. Oh, wait,
they are not thinking of me or wishing me good luck or health and happiness.
They are running out of people to send the chain letter to!

MySpace chain letter bulletins! Here we go again. "Re-post this bulletin
again to wish love on the world or to show God your love." Sometimes I will
re-post it for someone if they are a friend.

What's shocking to me is the number of guys who do this. If I'm thinking its
annoying or childlike for women to do, I cannot understand why a guy would
do it!

CHAIN LETTERS: EXTREMELY ANNOYING, ALL FORMS, ALL TYPES!! Who agrees with me
on this? If you agree, copy this blog and send it to ALL your MySpace
friends or put in it a bulletin. Don't forget to send it through e-mail.
Next send it through text messages. Then get addresses out of the phone book
and send it to everyone through the mail until you have spent your life
savings on paper, ink, envelopes and stamps!

I was just kidding about that, if you didn't know it.

1:20 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos
* * *

-Well, I don't have a Myspace account, so I'll kudo this person here
instead. Great post! I also liked these entries.

Don't tell it all-do you want a stalker??

If you are someone who reads my profile alot, you know that I put my
interests up and take 'em out and put 'em up. I'm taking them down again.
MySpace is not a personals site and I feel like its a personals site when I
display all that info about me. I know MySpace is supposed to be for
networking. Am I gonna really get a new friend because we both like "The Two
Coreys" or we both listen to Robin Thicke? I don't think so. A fansite may
be used more for something like that. And definately a profile advertising a
business. I am not trying to advertise my self. I've had a wonderful time on
MySpace getting in touch with old friends and associates. I do enjoy the
entertainment of MySpace and seeing how different people did thier profiles.

I've also written about the dangers, large and small, about telling all of
our business on MySpace. Small dangers like someone pretending to know you
by telling you about yourself by getting the info off of your page. Large
dangers such as someone knowing your name, location, family, etc , etc. I
have to be careful about that, too.

8:57 AM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos

Time to filter out friends again

I've filtered out my MySpace friends before based on the R-rated contents on
their profile, their R or X-rated profile pix, and just to clean out the
friends. (I've been past that "OOh, I want to have a big number of friends
on here" for a while.) Now I'm filtering out for my own benefit. I'm tired
of seeing Bulletins like "Ni@@as in the House" or "How to eat p*ssy right",
"Why women are b*tches" etc, etc. If a person has over 40 friends on here,
they probably won't even know-and if they are not my friend in real life,
I'm sure they don't care.

2:09 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos
* * *

-Kudos!

There is another Myspace blogger who's as sick of chain letters as the
person above and as I am. But I can't post her entry as she wrote it
exactly, neither do I want to just point anyone to her site, because,
erm...Well - because of some lingo problems, and I had other additional
ideas and it just needed a bit of touching up IMO.

If you want to read it the way she originally wrote it, go ahead, it's at

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147510429&blogID=304020484

But be forewarned, you may not like it as much as the edited one below.

From KRISTA

with some edits, additions and modifications by yours truly

KRISTA's myspace info:
Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 31
Sign: Capricorn

City: MINNEAPOLIS
State: Minnesota
Country: US

Signup Date:
11/01/2007

Monday, August 27, 2007

Email forwards

Ok, first I have to admit that there was a time, probably a good 10 years
ago, when I was pretty "e-gullible," if you will, and I believed the warning
emails I received, and I passed them along to my friends and family, out of
genuine concern no doubt.

It took ONE response from someone saying, basically, umm, yeah, tardo...
this is a hoax - check it out.... to get me to stop forwarding those damn
things.

So WHY is it that there are a few people who just can't stop? I swear that
if someone sent them the following, they'd forward it:

WARNING!!! LADIES, THIS IS IMPORTANT, SO BE SURE YOU FORWARD IT TO EVERY
DAMN PERSON YOU KNOW.

Whatever city you live in, there is a guy there named Chuck who likes to
flash headlights and slash at people's ankles with an axe. He has been
targeting women with extremely huge butts, thin lips, skinny limbs, and
greasy, matted, dandruff-laden hair. He puts razor blades in their food and
arsenic in their beverages, and he goes online and tries to lure their
daughters into underage cybersex, and he has poison perfume samples, tapes
of babies crying, and terrible BO because he doesn't use cancer-causing
de-odorant! He likes to microwave plastic, which we all know causes cancer
as well, and he would like your money for Katrina and 911 victims, and he is
working with the terrorists and the Mexicans (who we think are in cahoots
anyway), and he could be hiding in the back seat of your car right now,
waiting to slash your ankles and snatch your daughter or niece or any
under-age girl who gets into the car with you, and this would never have
happened if only our children were allowed to pray in school, and you had
passed on every single good-luck friendship chain letter you ever received,
to every single email address you ever heard of!

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO TO YOUR CAR! PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERYONE YOU
KNOW. IT MIGHT SAVE THEIR LIFE. AND IF YOU DON'T PASS IT ALONG, I AM GOING
TO TELL CHUCK AND HE WILL NO DOUBT COME FIND YOU BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU HAVE
AN ENORMOUS butt, thin lips, skinny limbs, and that you never wash your
hair!

P.S.: God bless America!!!!!!

For the love of all things good, please don't send on this stuff to anybody.
Please!

And when I repeatedly reply back to you and everyone else you forwarded it
to saying "this is a hoax," don't get mad at me because you are a moron and
can't figure out that John's Hopkins University would not publish a cancer
study (with several misspelled words) in the form of a chain email.

Don't get hot under the collar when I use the "reply-all" function in my
email to debunk a hoax that was sent to me by someone who put you, me, and
everybody else under the sun in their list of email address for passing on
junk to. I didn't get your address by myself, nor was I the one stupid
enough to pass on the chain letter to you in the first place! Want to get
mad at somebody for exposing your precious address to the whole world in the
Cc field, yell at the idiot who sent the chain letter to both of us in the
first place!

Do not send me this shart at work after insisting you need my work email "in
case of emergencies."

Do not forward anything race or religion related. I'm not in the least
paranoid about different races taking over my country and have no tolerance
for people who are!

I know that God does not work through the disreputable means of spam, which
chain email is part. I'm sure some religious hoaxes and chain email rants
are actually originated by anti-Christian twits who just want to see if they
can fool and manipulate religious people into passing on their dreck!!

I know that just because something claims to be from God, doesn't make it
so. Chain email does not come from god, nor is it any substitute or even a
good way of showing what a good friend you are and how much you apparently
care about me!

Don't pass around fake petitions claiming that our children are in danger if
I don't type my name at the bottom of this email and forward it to everyone
I know.

Please don't send stuff about "baby killers" or about marriage being "in
danger" in email forwards.

Please don't send forwards telling me that there will be no social security
left for me because of those blasted Mexicans or whatever race of the month
is currently prey to the racial paranoid chain emails going around.

Please don't send emails with pictures that don't load.... or with pictures
that do (unless they are pictures you actually took).

Quit forwarding videos of some stupid kid putting maxi pads all over
himself, which I think could possibly be construed as child porn.

Stop forwarding stupid quotes supposedly from famous people. 50% are bogus
or misquoted anyway.

Stop passing on lists of supposed facts and trivia. They are often not facts
at all and a trip over to any hoax debunking site can debunk a good lot of
them.

Stop sending these annoying "Getting to know you" surveys that asks an
endless number of pointless, meaningless questions such as what color my
kitchen dishes are and if I like croutons or bacon bits on my salad. (I
don't even like salad.) Those things are so long and time consuming, and the
questions differ just a bit with every time these surveys come around, I'm
sick of getting them, nor could I remember all of my friends' answers to
those pointless questions let alone care to fill out the infernal thing as
well, only to get another one almost like it a week later!

Don't send me joke forwards! I know they are still chain email, especially
after getting the same stupid jokes in my email from different sources
twenty times within the last ten years! There are plenty of humor sites
where all the forwarded jokes are archived! If you like them, go there and
have fun, but please, don't circulate more copies of it all over the net.

Don't send the chain letter that offers excuses for sending chain email!
I.E. "I care about you. So, I forward jokes. Now, if you care about your
friends, please pass this on to let them know, and next time you get a joke
in your email, please please please know someone cares very very very deeply
for you! Pass this on and share the caring!"

Stop forwarding any religious whining chain email that tells me Christianity
is in danger and I can save it and be a better Christian and show everybody
else what a good Christian I am by passing on the chain and spamming
everyone with copies of the forward all over the net! I'll scream especially
loud if you send me one that whinges on about how joke emails are being
forwarded many times more than religious chain email because everybody's
afraid to admit to believing in God! I've been on the internet for years. I
can recognize a chain letter manipulation when I see it, and in my
experience, I've received just as many religious chain email forwards as
jokes!

Stop passing on glurge chain email in any form, from stories to make me cry
to poems or sayings about "mom stuff" or "friendship" "I've learned" "I
believe" "A simple friend VS a true friend" "the virtues of a hug" "the
virtues of a smile" "Friendship is like" "Love is like" "If I could catch a
rainbow for you" "Internet ten commandments" "Email prayer of kids" "The
darndest things kids say" "Kids on love" "Kids on the Bible" "How good it is
to be a woman" or anything like that in a forward. If it's a chain letter
forward, it's been around the net and back a million times or it will be
soon, and it's phony!

Please. Please. PLEASE STOP PASSING ON THIS SHART.

Please remember that when you're tempted to send sayings and quotes about
"God" and "His glory." in chain email forwards!

If you want to send me religious content, you're welcome to if it comes from
your own heart, in your own words, or from anywhere BUT chain email
forwards - provided you know it's something I'm already inclined to agree
with.

Chain Letters, Extremely Annoying

2007-08-26T15:52:00.000-07:00

This is a great entry about chain letters on a Myspace blog.

http://blog.myspace.com/zjd422

Sick of the Ban-Happy Scare-Mongering

2007-08-25T22:53:00.001-07:00

I was outraged when there was to be a report on whether or not trampolines
should be banned because of kids breaking bones.

What in heck is this society coming to? Kids break bones in car accidents,
should we ban cars too? Kids break bones falling in the living room against
furniture, and break toes running in the house and stubbing them on the legs
of a chair or sofa, good gosh should we ban furniture and living rooms too?
People get injured and suffer broken bones skiing, maybe we should ban ski
resorts and disallow people to ski on any hill as well! Kids fall off
skateboards and have mishaps rollerblading, OMG, gotta get rid of
skateboards and rollerblades too!

Kids get hurt in the playground, woops, we should outlaw playgrounds!

People have always risked injury and gotten hurt millions of ways throughout
all of human history, and it's time to see the ultra pro-ban movements for
what they are, nothing but fear mongering, exploiting any tragic story that
they chance upon in order to further their "Let's ban this! Let's ban that!"
agendas and control and run our lives, and trying to use our children to
scare us into screwing ourselves out of our rights and freedoms to live our
own lives. All the big-brother movements can back the heck off, like
yesterday! Stop scaring us about our food, stop scaring us about our
livelyhoods, stop scaring us about our books, stop trying to ban everything
that might resemble some kind of fun and that might actually *gasp* give us
and our kids some happiness!

http://groups.google.com/group/FriendsWithoutForwards

Chat Room Idiots! Argh!

2007-08-25T14:58:00.001-07:00

Warning: long, frustrated rant ahead.

This morning, I was chatting with a friend and some other people in an audio
chat room. And believe it or not, the fact it's audio doesn't always prevent
misunderstandings or people from acting like idiots.

Cases in point, this morning when we were talking about our pets.

First of all, there was one joker in there, who everybody knows is a cronic
joker, everything out of his mouth is a flipping wisecrack or attempt at
being witty or funny, and sometimes he's funny, sometimes he's not.

Someone on the site was saying how they love animals, which IMO is it
necessary to say if people already know you have pets? She's a bit of an ar
anyway, so I don't like getting into too many discussions with her about it.
Anyway, she said that, and this joker guy said "I love animals too, pork,
chicken" you get the idea.

Sorry, but I've heard that kind of thing from him before, and from others on
the net in different forums when they deliberately tried to joke and tick
off the ars all at the same time. I'm just tired of it, and I do
differentiate between food animals and those that are my pets. We weren't
talking about food anyway, we were talking about pets and their different
behavior etc.

No one really laughed at his joke, but he cracked so many while online that
he was bound to get groans, laughs, or jibes back, IMO, it just looks like
attention-seeking and gets tiresome after a while. But this joker wasn't the
problem in the room.

There were a couple of others there who treat their joking like some kind of
daggon religion, and they don't even attempt to let you know they are
getting what you're really saying when you want to say something that isn't
just another unfunny wisecrack to add to their own.

Such was the case of this guy when he recited this really stale joke along
with the declaration that people didn't own their cats, cats owned them.

Of course, that is animal welfare/rights extremist speak, and when a stupid
stale joke is added, that makes communicating with such a person even more
painful. The joke was that dogs have masters and cats have staff. I've seen
that along with the joke about the dog thinking his owners were gods VS the
cat thinking he was a god more times than I'd like to count. I was anything
but impressed with those half-baked jokes the first time, and I continue to
get sicker of them every time they crop up anywhere.

Like sheesh, people. Cats and dogs don't have any concept of religion, and
they don't feel any differently toward their owners just because they are
different species. Cats and dogs want food, a place to stay, somebody to
play with, and they can be equally demanding on their owners. Just because
cats tend to have a more independent nature than dogs and some might want
something other than what their owner is giving them at the time, doesn't
mean cats are elitist and that they own their humans, or that dogs are any
more loyal and actually view their humans as more masters than cats do.

I pointed it out to this guy that technically your animals don't own you, in
other words, I was trying to make a point that no matter what kind of animal
it is, it's still an animal and if it's yours, then you own it.

I was trying to explain that to this guy, but he just refused to acknowledge
any attempt at trying to understand where I was coming from. He babbled on,
getting perturbed at me for pointing out that cats and dogs really weren't
all that different when it came to making demands on their owners, and that
they didn't own us.

But my friend was still in the room, so I didn't want to just clear out.

The guy then made the idiotic statement that technically he was the boss of
his house, but it was really his wife who was the boss.

Like what the hell!? This was about pets VS. humans, not husbands VS wives,
now he was joking and trying to blurr the line between what a pet is and
what a wife is!? *Gags and rolling eyes!* and if he was still trying to
joke, I wasn't laughing, and for gosh sakes, there is a time to know when to
cut at least some of the attempts at joking long enough to really look
around to see if whoever you're talking to is still laughing or just wants
to be understood on at least some level.

I said something to the effect of "But that's your wife, not your pet." And
he said "Ohhhhh, she's my pet...I love to pet her."

Ahem - not that kind of pet, moron! And let's not go there, please!

All I said was "Well, I guess that's just you." because I couldn't think of
anything civil to say at this point, let alone anything he wouldn't just try
making a huge, unfunny wisecrack about, or take further into territory I
didn't care to venture.

Then he got all hot under the collar because he could tell I was really
getting disgusted by this point, so oh my goodness, I wasn't laughing at his
jokes! He started accusing me of being too serious, taking myself too
seriously, not having a sense of humor, please, your average internet troll
falls back on that sort of spew when their posts aren't treated like
literary masterpieces.

The other girl (not my friend) who was also in the room, ganged up on me as
well, and when he ranted about how picked on he was because he only had
grade four in school or something, and basically gave me hell for not
laughing at his stupid jokes, and that I should always joke all the time and
laugh at his wisecracks all of the time.

He's not the first to get his knickers in a knott when some joke wasn't a
big knee-slapper. I've seen people get into snits because they posted joke
chain letter forwards, and they actually got up in arms when it was pointed
out to them that the jokes were archived and discussed on hoax busting,
chain email breaking sites.

Seems the jokers take themselves and their dumb jokes way too seriously, and
if you don't like their jokes, and you'd like to stop this idiotic
wisecracking long enough to actually insert something a little more
intelligent or even just your point of view, they attack you as if not
falling off your chair laughing at their joke was some kind of huge sin and
a weakness in your character.

The guy stormed off the room in a pouty, self-pitying huff, and his friend
right after, not before she called me "Miss Perfect" and then she slammed
out.

Both these people had to be at least in their 50s so shouldn't have behaved
so childish, especially not the woman, that was an all out name-calling she
gave me. So, unless and until she apologizes, we are officially enemies.

Jokes are fine, but not when they are all that ever comes out of somebody's
mouth. There are times when people need to look around and see if anyone's
still laughing, and stop listening to themselves joking long enough to try
to understand that someone has another point of view they want to express.
Likewise, couldn't people be considerate enough not to expect one to be
joking around all the time?

I don't have much patience for people who continually make poor attempts at
joking, like they always have to be center of attention, always trying too
hard to make people laugh, and it's amazing how many people actually laugh
and up the anti purely out of politeness so as not to offend the chronic
joker. And there is a difference between someone who jokes frequently and
really is funny, and someone who tries too hard to be funny or cute or
whatever, where absolutely everything out of their mouth is a silly crack of
some kind and most of what they say causes eyes to roll instead of a laugh,
and the wish that one hadn't stopped in to that forum or chat room.

Online Hook-up? Not Likely.

2007-08-22T15:49:00.001-07:00

Return-path: sara_huss@tri-rail.com
From: "Online Hook-Up" sara_huss@tri-rail.com
Subject: New Member Confirmation

-Nope, never joined and never will.

Welcome,

Welcome To Online Hook-Up.

Membership Number: 985717338
Temorary Login: user6735
Temorary Password: kq979

-So what's a 'temorary' login and 'temorary' password?

-That's pathetic, you spammers couldn't get me to click your malware
spreading, computer-hacking links before, you think putting spelling errors
and typos in your repeated requests disguised as new member welcomes is
going to do it?

-Hardly!

For security purposes please login and change the temporary Login ID and
Password.

-Ha ha ha ha ha!

Click here to enter our secure server: http://65.87.228.18/

-Keep dreaming.

Enjoy,
Membership Services
Online Hook-Up

-Thank you, no!

Blacklisted.

Nice Try, Spammers, But No!

2007-08-20T20:48:00.001-07:00

Return-path: iser@autograf.pl
Subject: Welcome New Member
From: "Web Cooking" iser@autograf.pl

-I did create a membership account on a web site today, but this isn't it.

Welcome Member,

-If I was a member and you were a real site you would've welcomed me by the
username I signed up with. But I'm not, and you're not. So I don't buy it.

Thank You for Joining Web Cooking.

-Don't thank me for something I didn't do.

Confirmation Number: 4697935727481
Your Temp. Login ID: user5394
Your Password ID: zq422

For security purposes please login and change the temporary Login ID and
Password.

-Hahahahahahahahaha, "security reasons" coming from you that's a hot one! Oh
yeah, like I'd go to a site you specify, enter in those tracking,
hacking/cracking codes you put in the above, so that if I did change the
temporary password, your bots, malware, whatever could monitor everything I
do on my computer - NOT!

This link will allow you to securely change your login info:

http://71.204.185.185/

-And allow you to securely manage to steal my info, identity, and kill my
computer. Nope, not clicking your stupid link.

Welcome,
Technical Services
Web Cooking

-Bullshit.

Blacklisted.

-The next one is exactly the same, only they call themselves "Fun World" in
this email.

Return-path: brent@co.dakota.mn.us
Subject: Login Verification
From: "Fun World" brent@co.dakota.mn.us

Dear Member,

Thank You for Joining Fun World.

Membership Number: 4181471936
Login ID: user1358
Temp Password ID: dt797

Your temporary Login Info will expire in 24 hours. Please login and change
it.

Follow this link, or paste it in your browser: http://85.211.139.87/

Welcome,
Technical Services
Fun World

-Hogwash. You can call yourself whatever you want, beg, plead, shout, wax
nice all you want, but you spammers will never get me to click on your dumb
links. So, you might as well give up. I don't like you.

Blacklisted.

-For anyone else who receives email thanking you for joining some service
you never heard of, giving you bogus confirmation numbers, passwords, and
telling you to click a numbered link, don't do it unless you want to ruin
your computer or possibly your life. It could be anything from malware and
spybots harvesting your ip address and other information to sell to other
spammers, to malicious beasts such as hackers, identity thieves and other
frauds on the other end of that numbered link.

Spamoetry!

2007-08-20T15:52:00.001-07:00

Very interesting article that explains the spammers' latest trend, pathetic
attempts to disguise themselves as *choke* authors!

http://www.courant.com/hc-spamoetry0819.artaug19,0,7995457,full.story

August 20, 2007

Dallying With The Muse Of Spam
Disguised As Verse, It Fools The Filters

By JANICE PODSADA | Courant Staff Writer
August 19, 2007

Charmagne Tripp thought her computer was being inundated by an anonymous -
and prolific - poet.

She opened several e-mails that, even though they were topped with
advertisements, contained line after line of what appeared to be poetry.

That didn't seem particularly unusual to Tripp, 34, who hosts weekly poetry
readings at Vibz Uptown, a Hartford restaurant and nightclub. She often
receives e-mail from budding writers.

But looking closer, she realized that it "wasn't poetry at all, or if it
was, it was written by somebody who couldn't express themselves," Tripp
said.

It was spam.

Andy Werner, on the other hand, owner of The Language Link of Connecticut,
immediately recognized a similar batch of gibberish-filled e-mail for
exactly what it was.

"It's different than the raw porn coming in five years ago, but it's still a
nuisance," said Werner, 45, whose Newington-based company provides
professional translation services.

What's going on here? The same people who have bombarded us for years with
spam punctuated with four-letter words are now filling our inboxes with
poetry?

Spammers seem to be cutting the raunch and opting for a lyrical approach.
Words like #%$! and %&{circ}# have been replaced by snippets of poetry,
literature and random lines of text. The idea: Confuse your spam filter.

An ad for Viagra, ($1.78/100 mg; Cialis $3/20 mg) contained these lines:
"Wide, whited fields, a way unframed at last that rings, with faithful
tongue, its pious note, by bloody pool -rattling, gasping his last. Blurring
the terrain, A pallid yellow lingers to listen, by the sputtering, smoking
fire."

Nice huh? It's actually an amalgam of phrases taken from Charles Baudelaire
and Paul Verlaine, two 19th-century French poets.

Lest you think this is the work of a muddled but literate spammer, the truth
is: However evocative, the passages aren't meant to uplift or inspire, but
to defeat your spam-blocking software.

The same tired ads for cut-rate software, off-shore pharmacies and organic
love potions now contain 10 to 20 lines of text. The accompanying text,
which has been dubbed spamoetry, can sometimes resemble free verse.

"Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!" Monty Python intoned in a 1970 skit (and
hence provided the alleged origin of the term for unwanted e-mail). And now,
poetic spam.

Spamoetry is the latest weapon being deployed by spammers, said Doug Bowers,
senior director of anti-abuse engineering with Symantec Corp., the
Cupertino, Calif.-based developer of Norton AntiVirus software and other
programs.

Every time programmers come up with a way to block the latest generation of
spam, spammers seem to come up with an equally clever way to thwart them.

Designed to fool blocking programs into thinking they're seeing a legitimate
e-mail, spamoetry is created by software programs that randomly pull text
from all over the Internet.

In spite of spamoetry's insidious purpose, some people find it hard to
resist.

The musings of the machine have drawn the attention of artists, ordinary
folks and bloggers who revel in posting what they consider to be
particularly inane or profound examples on websites and blogs devoted to
spamoetry.

In the new world order, one person's spam is another person's art.

"Not that I am a huge fan of poetry or anything, but the beautiful and deep
work being produced by the random-text generators employed by spammers has
truly moved me," someone posted at www.ifisgeek.com/2007/02/23/spamoetry.

"Who needs poets any more? With the beautiful works coming out of spambots
these days, what need do we have for real poets any more?" another admirer
posted at www.digg.com/offbeat_news/spamoetry.

It may be amusing, but it's costing us.

Two-thirds of all e-mail is spam. Every day, four out of five adults receive
a piece of spam, experts estimate. And a 2004 study estimated that spam is
costing businesses $22 billion annually in lost productivity, according to
the National Technology Readiness Survey.

"It's time lost by workers reading no-value e-mail," Bowers said.

Besides crowding employees' inboxes, spam clogs a company's mail server and
takes up valuable computer storage space, Bowers said.

Programs that generate spamoetry, Bowers said, grab content from everywhere
on the Internet - from technical news groups to websites that feature
selections from the Bible, Shakespeare and the "great books," which accounts
for such pairings as, "Empty streets I come upon by chance, snowdrops and
crocuses might be fooled III. Chronology of Northern Exploration."

To guard against an influx of spam, companies typically employ a type of
spam blocker known as a Bayesian filter, which analyzes whether or not a
given piece of e-mail is spam, said David Gianetti, a New Haven based
e-commerce analyst.

"The filter assigns weightings to words, and comes up with a score,"
Gianetti said. "Based on that score, it uses probability to determine
whether an e-mail is spam."

To fool the filter, spammers insert random words and phrases into their mass
mailings. The addition of text - spamoetry - throws the filter off.

"If an e-mail contains 10 words that appear in spam and 300 commonly used
words, then this stuff gets through," Gianetti said.

When Susan Batson Feuer, a Canadian artist, noticed the appearance of the
new type of spam, she initially thought it was badly translated e-mails from
overseas.

"Some of them were hilarious, moving, intriguing, bizarre," she said. "I
started keeping them."

A year later, Feuer, the owner of St2dione Creative, a design company, has
created a line of clothing and accessories called Matchstick Atom Sp@mwear
that incorporates spamoetry into its design.

Feuer has gleaned such phrases as "Chipmunk Hopelessness," "Indigestion
continuum anxiety" and "Assume Flotation!" from spam, and imprinted them on
T-shirts and backpacks.

"Now that technology and machines bring so much form to our lives," Feuer
said, laughing, "it seems fitting that they should have a say."

Antivirus and anti-spam companies are busy trying to develop filters that
can recognize spamoetry, Gianetti said: "The problem is, it gets more and
more tricky to discern the good e-mail from the bad."

But a few people hope that spam never goes away.

"This blog is dedicated to nonsensical, yet entertaining spam. Here's hoping
those spammers continue to remain a step ahead of spam filters with their
computer-generated mastery of the English language," a blogger posted at
thisproductwillchangeyourlife.blogspot.com.

Spamoetry's fans are willing to put up with the irritating ads and
overflowing inboxes.

"The top part's not so great - the ads for Viagra and Cialis," said Brendan
Mahoney, 23, a recent graduate of the University of Connecticut. "But the
poetry part, I like. I like the randomness. It's better than magnet poetry.
It's rendered out of the flotsam and jetsam of the Internet."

"If this kind of spam were to go away, I would miss it," Feuer said. "But
I'd be OK. I have a collection of 1,500 of them in my inbox."

"Beyond ice floe and berg and ice-bound sea. Merely a mockery of spring ...
the old men burnish stories of Yaz and the Babe."

Sigh. That's beautiful.

Contact Janice Podsada at jpodsada@courant.com.

-So, now you know why you may be getting jibberish emails.

Celia White @ Bodyinblack - Get the Picture?

2007-08-13T17:07:00.001-07:00

Return-path: oobhdn@bodyinblack.com
From: "Celia White" oobhdn@bodyinblack.com

-Hello Celia White.

To: karam@gamebox.net
Subject: You look great

-You're emailing me because you want me to know you think karam@gamebox.net
looks great? Is there a reason I should care?

Exclusive copy watches

-No thanks, not interested in your fake watches or your crummy site.

'Oh, that wasn't our idea,' Susan says. 'That's the name she came with. It'
s terribly precious, isn't itI call her Sourpuss behind her back. Which is
probably as bad.'
Shortly after, he fell in love with Susan, whom he'd known since childhood
- as though he'd opened his eyes and discovered her there, he said - and the
honeymoon began. Now he is laughing, his hair lit up from behind like a
dandelion clock by the light from the landing window, and I still don't know
if he's joking.
'Who's in the house now?' I say, wanting to know who she'd called to when I
rang the bell. It must be someone who knows my name, I think, and I am
curious, even shy. I expected Joey to be here. Susan smiles, licking a
finger
to dab up crumbs from her skirt, then reaches down beneath the table. She
makes a crooning noise until a cat I have never seen moves warily in her
direction.
'By the way, Simon,' Joey says, turning to look down at me from the upper
landing, 'be careful to close the door when you go to bed tonight.'
I suppose Susan was talking to the cat. I try to stroke behind the animal's
ears, the scruff of her neck, but she pulls away, and I feel a wave of
hostility that jars with the mood of the house. When she turns her head to
stare, I notice her eyes.

-So...Susan has crumbs on her skirt, and a wary cat named Simon who she
calls Sourpuss, and her childhood sweetheart married her and took her on a
honeymoon, and he has hair that lights up like a dandelion clock. The
narrator of this missive is not sure if he's joking, but is curious and even
shy? And someone comes to the house and rings the doorbell who knows Susan's
or is that Joey's name? Oh wait, it's Celia's name the ringer's supposed to
recognize! Right.

Lol

Blacklisted.

Spammer Wants Many Copies of Something I Never Sent Her

2007-08-12T02:41:00.000-07:00

Return-path: ckupfergayrq@workingsolutions-utica.org
Reply-To: "Briana Jordan" ckupfergayrq@workingsolutions-utica.org
From: "Briana Jordan" ckupfergayrq@workingsolutions-utica.org

-Hello Briana Jordan.

To: "Diedre" thechampion@isp.net
Cc: "Dakota Berry" me@isp.net,
"Susannah" alaskandave@isp.net, "Hassie" louis@isp.net,
"Estela Murray" discount@isp.net,
"Angelina" donkey@isp.net, "Joannie Mason" polbox@isp.net

-So I'm now Dakota Berry, cool. And Desirae Young is now Angelina.
Interesting. Apparently some addresses specifically at this domain have been
sold to some junkmailers. Argh.

Subject: Send that again please

-Hold up...Briana, chick, you want us all to send something to you "again"
although 1. I never sent anything to you before in my life as I never heard
of you before now. And 2. You want several copies of it? You are strange.

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Blacklisted.

I'm Arline Today

2007-08-11T14:23:00.001-07:00

Return-path: foetorsjewej@tenorland.com
Reply-To: "Illa" foetorsjewej@tenorland.com
From: "Illa" foetorsjewej@tenorland.com
To: "Lashaunda" lovadia@myisp.com
Cc: "Tiara" mireille@myisp.com,
"Maire West" abanahene@myisp.com,
"Jefferey Harrison" sryan@myisp.com,
"Julianne" evano@myisp.com,
"Kurt Vasquez" broeckx@myisp.com,
"Arline" me@myisp.com,
"Rufus" renabaw@myisp.com

-So now I'm Arline.

Subject: Can you help

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-No, Illa, chude, whatever help you need is a lot greater than anything I
could hope to give you.

Blacklisted.

Who Gives A...Shirt?

2007-08-09T17:41:00.001-07:00

Return-path: <GreatShirt@sauceconstituency.com>
From: GreatShirt GreatShirt@zwzjs.sauceconstituency.com
Subject: Who gives a Shirt?

-That's a very good question, chude, because definitely not me.

Blacklisted.

Airheaded Spammers Will Say Anything!

2007-08-07T21:34:00.001-07:00

Return-path: jr.kaf4863@garnet.acns.fsu.edu
From: "Ivory I. Cooley" Ivory@garnet.acns.fsu.edu

-That's a weird name.

To: "Augustus N. Vaughan" orellanahector.orellana@galvanissa.com
Subject: Can you tell me what's wrong, and how we can fix it?

Dames always laughed at me and even blokes did in the urban comfort stati=
on!
Well, now I smil at them,

-You toilet spies will put anything in the subject line to try bypassing
filters...and what's with you losers doing the "smil" thang?

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Soros felt no need to apologize: I still consider myself selfish and
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closer to Judaism=2E Even the Holocaust, a sharp reminder of his
Finally, the suffering he had witnessed in Eastern Europe, particularly

-Chude, you got one thing right in that jibberish, you are selfish.

Blacklisted!

Return-path: jraleigh@bitcorp.net
From: "Warren V. Cruz" Warren@bitcorp.net

-Hello Warren Cruz.

To: "Chester D. Marshall" root@clarinetclassics.com
Subject: Can you tell me what's wrong, and how we can fix it?

-Another one of the toilet gang...

Yes Warren, I can tell and your friend Ivory what's wrong and how to fix it.
What's wrong is you gutter-minded spammers getting on the net and sending
unwanted messages.

-You can fix that by removing yourselves from the internet altogether,
because nobody wants to hear from you.

--------------------------
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Both companies have a pattern of violating the terms of
assurance=2E
loaded terms like "government sanctioned monopoly" and
convince the Congress, the regulators, and most

-And did anyone ever tell you poo-heads that you can't write worth a darn?

Blacklisted!

Return-path: janorris@prairienet.org
From: "Dwayne Casey" janorris@prairienet.org

-Hello Dwayne Casey.

Subject: Read me!

-Why?

Click me!

-Nope. not gonna click your malware link, dude.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: rossenancy48@yahoo.com
X-Originating-IP: 69.147.64.131
From: "rossenancy48" rossenancy48@yahoo.com
X-Yahoo-Profile: rossenancy48
Subject: I want to chat with you.

-Likely another Karen Passion style ad for some malware site...

Hi,

I am sending a few pics for you as requested,hopefully you will send
one back to me!

-Chick, I didn't "request" you to send me pics; I don't even know you. I
don't put pics of myself online for guys (or you if you're a les) to drool
over as hot or reject as ugly.

I am a beautiful, well traveled girl. I liked your
profile, I think I fit what you are looking for.
Let me know....

-Chick, there's nothing in my yahoo profile that a silly picture-gawker like
you would go in for. You might think you're beautiful, I think you're
conceited, and that's not beautiful. I don't care if you are well traveled.
I don't know you, so there's no way I'll look at your pic and instantly want
to travel anywhere with you.

My profile and photos:
http://www.DomainReplacedWithUrAnIdiot.com/users/hotsingles/index.htm

-Looks more like a sleezy online dating site than a malware site, still,
you've abused at least one yahoo group that isn't a dating group, and you're
not welcome in my inbox.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: donata.daniels@pptv.at
From: "Stevie Mcdonough" donata.daniels@pptv.at

-Hello Stevie Donata Daniels Mcdonough.

X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.0.1.33) Educational

-Uh-oh, "the bat" again. Tell-tale spammer...

Reply-To: donata.daniels@pptv.at
Subject: Saddam Hussein is alive!

-And there's a colony of duck-billed prairie monkeys living on Neptune.
ROTFL you spammers will say anything to get people clicking on your dumb
malware links and images!

Good evening, man!Sensation! Saddam Hussein is alive! Exclusive video -
here!Good Bye.

-And you're hoping I'm going to be stupid and believe every crappy faked up
video, and click on a link to get your malware? NOT! ROFLOL!

Blacklisted.

Swellheaded Spammer Wants to Share the Malware

2007-08-07T01:00:00.001-07:00

Return-path: judit.daniell@mur.at
From: "Nikki Hahn" judit.daniell@mur.at

-Hello Nikki Hahn.

To: kenneth@gamebox.net
Subject: Wanna be like me?

-Aaaaah-hahahahahahaha! Not likely!!

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-And you can keep your cruddy malware.

Blacklisted.

Ginger And Fanny?

2007-08-06T15:11:00.001-07:00

Return-path: mcalisterj@aea.jp
From: "Ginger Lehman" mcalisterj@aea.jp

-Hello Ginger J. Mcalister Lehman.

Subject: 80% of women are unhappy with partners size??

-As if 80 percent of women are so shallow, and as if you actually went and
talked to every woman in every house in every settlement, every village,
every town, every city in every province/state in every country on every
continent in the whole world, yeah, right..I think not!

-Chick, you're not the first to email me with this stupid subject line, and
you won't be the first or last to be blacklisted as a result!

NOTHING compares to the feeling of having a larger

-I wouldn't know and don't give a damn. Anyway, your friends tried to email
me with that in the subject line and also got blacklisted. So, away with
you!

Blacklisted!

Return-path: akstcabcomnsdgs@abco.net
From: "Fanny Kaplan" akstcabcomnsdgs@abco.net

Fanny Caplan? Your name is - Fanny?

Subject: To: indy

-Chick, you forgot to capitalize my name...And was there supposed to be a
point to your blank email?

Blacklisted.

Confused Spammers as Author Wannabes

2007-08-06T03:36:00.001-07:00

Return-path: ageoldwordemasa@furthermore.nl
From: "Dorethea Graham" ageoldwordemasa@furthermore.nl

-Hello Dorethea Graham.

To: "Roscoe" ohama@myisp.com
Cc: "Barton Green" lovadia@myisp.com,
"Ulrike" mireille@myisp.com,
"Oliver" abanahene@myisp.com,
"Phuong" sryan@myisp.com,
"Faye" evano@myisp.com,
"Sarai Hart" broeckx@myisp.com,
"Fredrick Webb" me@myisp.com

So now my name is Fredrick Webb, even though I haven't undergone a sex
change.

Subject: Any idea

-No, Dorethea, I have no idea why you're so confused. So how about you share
your own ideas?

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-Holy smoking spammers! Apparently, Dorethea, you have no idea either! You
poor, unhinged prattler.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: morton.dallimore@hypnotisoren.dk
From: "Judy Griffith" morton.dallimore@hypnotisoren.dk

-Hello Judy Morton Griffith Dallimore.

To: kenneth@gamebox.net
Subject: To be or not to be. To be...

-Borrowing from Hamlet, and you think that will get people to click on your
malware?

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-No thanks. You can keep your .gif.

Blacklisted.

Dealing with Another Snopes Post about Another Angsty Myspace Girl Bulletin

2007-08-05T12:08:00.001-07:00

Oh, my heart just bleeds for this girl...NOT!

--Start of Myspace bulletin "I'm such a poor hard-done-by little damsel,
pity me" whine--

I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date

I'm sorry
That my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs

I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs

I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"

I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you

I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body that turns you on

But most of all

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry"

If You're one of the few guys with enough balls to repost, and you would
never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I appreciate you

--End of extremely sarcastic, babyish, self-pitying whine--

-*Rolling eyes*

- Look at her, for all her snivelling about the guy and the obsessions she's
convinced herself he has, it's obvious what she's obsessed with. Can we say
"hypocrite" and "double-standard"? In her zeal to paint all guys as
shallow-minded slobs, she completely discredited and outed herself with that
last line in one fell swoop!

-This girl comes off as nothing but an insecure little brat who needs a few
lessons in how to interact with other people before she can be considered
safe for anyone to enter into any kind of relationship with, be that a
boyfriend or just a friend.

-Anyone can "act like a porn star" whether they're a playboy model or not.
Also, isn't that second last statement about being accepted just a bit
unnecessary, considering all the things she snivels about in the above?

-Obviously she's the one obsessed with appearance and is terribly insecure,
especially since she, like many of these frighteningly insecure sad rejected
girls in these bulletins, is determined to judge all other guys as
shallow-minded jerks just because one guy didn't return her advances - for
whatever reason.

-She might've even made up the idea that she's rejected because of her looks
and simply can't stand the fact that maybe there is no reason they didn't
work out other than they just weren't meant to. Or maybe she was far too
narcisistic and clingy, and the guy couldn't take it any more. I've seen
narcisistic drama-queens in action, they can get extremely ugly trying to
play the victim act and villify anyone else who doesn't coddle them and give
them exactly what they want, all the time. And they absolutely refuse to
take responsibility for their own disgusting behavior that repells people in
the first place.

-Assuming the guy really was a jerk, if this girl had any backbone, she
wouldn't waste her time pining over someone like that in the first place.

-The whole thing could've been summed up as "I'm sorry you're such a jerk
and I wasted too much time on you."

-Here's a different treatment of the "I'm Sorry" showing how to give a jerk
a rough sendoff. If you want to wound his pride, don't moan on about how he
was such a meannie to you and how hurt you are. If he really is a jerk, he's
not going to care, or worse; he'll be thrilled that he was able to make you
writhe on a string for him. However, it might rattle him to know he's no
prized catch himself.

I'm sorry
That your two heads got confused.

I'm sorry
That I'm too busy with my own life to give a crap about "satisfying" your
bust-lusts

I'm sorry
that you're not a galaxy away and I might risk the chance of seeing your
ugly mug at my door again.

I'm sorry
That I'm far too smart to be "your girl"

I'm sorry
That I broke your butt-ugly model car and can't fix it for you.

I'm sorry
I don't have a dream that includes you, since you don't turn me on.

But most of all

I'm sorry
That you're not a man, just an overgrown little boy and a huge waste of
time.

Another Post from Snopes about a Simpering Myspace Chain Letter

2007-08-05T11:26:00.001-07:00

"To Every Girl"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

To every girl that is SCARED to put her HEART out there again, because she
has been HURT too many times or so BADLY.

-Smart move, don't jump into the fire until you're sure you're ready to
handle the risks.

To every girl that has been CHEATED on, because she's NOT a SLUT who gives
it up to any guy.

-If the guy cheats on you because you won't sleep with him, he's just an
over-sexed jerk not worth as much as a glance let alone being cried over.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

To every girl that dresses CUTE not SKANKY.

-Good for you.

To every girl who wants to be called BEAUTIFUL...not HOT

-tell anyone who calls you "hot" to take a hike. And remember, "beautiful"
is just a more pc way of saying "hot" so it's not all that much of a
compliment coming from some hormonal drip. Be wary if he calls you
"beautiful" unless you are already close.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present
for YOU.

-Stop obsessing, it's creepy!

To every girl who gets her heart BROKEN, because he chose that stupid
girl/b***h instead.

-Get over it and move on. Was she such a "stupid b***h/girl" before the guy
you wanted got interested in her? Probably not, so, who is the "stupid
b***h/girl" then, huh?. Is he worth all that fussing if he's not even
interested in you? Let go.

To every girl that would DIE to have a DECENT boyfriend.

-Get a life, get a hobby, get out more often, find something other than boys
to spend your time on. It won't kill you not to have a boyfriend and if
you're this desperate, you're probably far too clingy, and you need to get
yourself together so you won't go to pieces every time a relationship
doesn't pan out.

To every girl who would JUST ONCE like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!

-You're not a princess, so dry up and act in a way that will get you respect
for the person you are. I never did understand girls and women with this
fantasy.

To every girl that cries at night because of another HEARTBREAK

-When are you ever gonna learn to quit falling for every chump that comes
along and whispers sweet nothings to you?

To every girl that WONT get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get
a boyfriend.

-Way to go! That kind of guy is nothing but trash and it would be better if
he got himself caught in a pool drain, that might fix him for a while.

To every girl that just wants to HOLD HANDS

-Get a back-scratcher.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

-Don't rush it.

To every girl who just wishes he CARED MORE

-Stop pining, you won't change him. Accept it or move on to another guy
who's the more caring type. Better still, do something about your own issues
and self image so you won't be so crushed when the next one acts not caring
enough for you.

To every girl who would JUST ONCE want a guy to give their JACKET UP when
they are cold.

-Argh! Please - the age of chivalry is long since over! Quit with the poor
little damsel in distress thing and get your own darn jacket! For goodness
sake, have enough sense to dress appropriately for the weather!

To every girl who just wants him to call.

-It's not the end of the world if he doesn't.

To every girl who lies awake at night THINKING about HIM

-Find something to do until you fall asleep.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

-Buy yourself a teddybear or get a pet.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without HAVING SEX

-Let's see...You could wait until you know him well enough to be married and
by then you should be past the heart throb stage and into the secure, mutual
love a relationship is supposed to be, and not have that problem. You could
slip something in his sherry so that he's too zoned out to do
anything but sleep when he crawls in with you, or best of all, tell him you
don't want to make out that night. If he gets upset, he's not worth your
time anyway and needs to get over his sex addiction and learn to separate
his ego from his wanger before he's ready for any sort of real relationship.
Or if you want a bed warmer with no temptations of sex on either his part or
yours, you could Forget the guy
and get a pet.

TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES AND GETS NOTHING BACK..

-Don't sweat it, you're not supposed to expect anything in return anyway -
that attitude is the cause of so much of the grief in relationships.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

-That's the way the cookie crumbled. Oh well, pick yourself up and carry on.

To every girl that believes in her dreams.

-Follow them within reason.

To every girl that would do anything so she could achieve those dreams.

-That could be amazing, or absolutely disastrous, depending on what they
are.

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually >>doesn't<<
think it is funny.

-You're either two-faced or an idiot or have some other issues and I don't
want to know you.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a
rough time along the way.

-That's life. Get used to it. Either you'll find him eventually or you
won't. Not the end of the world either way.

To every girl that DOESN'T WANT a guy who JUST PLAYS WITH HER EMOTIONS but
actually cares about how she feels.

-Good for you.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

-Good for you, but remember to practice what you preach.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in
the end.

You have to work through it and carry on just like the millions of others
out there in the same situation.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.

-You're better off without him anyway, work it through, carry on, and forget
him.

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it
will be.

-if you can find it in yourself to let go of whatever guy's making you so
miserable.

*If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."

-What the!? So, if I don't repost this self-pitying piece of bilge as is,
that means I'm not a nice girl? Gee, somebody's sure confusing extreme
high-maintenance with niceness. I call that scary!

*If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a
few of these things repost it as "I'm looking for this girl"

-Huh? Why would a guy want a girl on the rebound with tons of baggage and
such a "Take care of poor little me, I'm your one and only princess!"
attitude? If I was a guy, I'd run the other way!

or if u have this girl repost this as " I have this girl

-And insult the girl you're taken with by implying she is this needy,
clingy, pathetic sap? I don't think so! Insult yourself as well, because the
girl in this thing is still looking for Mr. Right for the most part and
you're not him? Not!

Advice from Myspace Chain Letters Could Seriously Backfire!

2007-08-05T01:33:00.001-07:00

This was also found on the Snopes discussion form, apparently it originally
came from Myspace. My comments run throughout.

A True Boyfriend

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS, YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARS WILL BE THE WORST YEARS OF
YOUR LIFE!

-Well, I'm out of highschool, and the worst years of my life came later, thanks to real life events which chain mail had no part
of.

AND your next boyfriend/girlfriend will hate you.

-Gaursh, that's some powerful chain email, what is it going to do, bore into
the head and invade the mind of some future wanna-be bf of mine and
completely program him to hate me if I don't pass it on? I've heard some
stupid claims in chain mail, but this one really is laughable! ROTFLOL This
is going to be funny!

- Give her a hoodie of yours to wear so other people know she is yours.

-Ewww! Who wants to wear somebody else's clothes!? Besides, I belong to me
and no one else, so any guy hoping to have any remote chance at a
relationship with me's gonna know that right off the bat. Sure, I'll wear
his hoodie only on two conditions, 1. it hasn't been worn by him for too
long first, and 2. if he'll wear one of my sweaters, fair's fair, after all!

- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to.

-And make me suspicious, annoyed, or both. I don't go for the sweet nothings
and don't require flattery.

- Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist.

-And get screamed at plus a wallop or anything from cds to a drink thrown at
you, depending on what I might be holding at the time.

- Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh.

-Good ideas, but good luck trying to figure out how... I might end up
laughing at the desperate attempts instead of the end result.

- Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy.

-And get treated with the same unimpressed reaction as if you had said
"sexy"

- Tell her she has amazing eyes.

-And have them rolled at you.

- When your friends walk by, say, "This is my girlfriend."

-And get blushed at and told to stop repeating yourself if I am your
girlfriend, or get shoved and told to get the heck away from me if you're
not!

- Say I love you to her face not JUST over the phone.

-That works, but don't make a habit of it.

- If she's sad, take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay.

-Better still, just don't say anything since what I might be sad about, you
may not know if it will be okay or not. If for sure not, don't humor me with
empty reassurances unless you want to get blown up at. Just holding's fine.

- NEVER cheat on her.

-Right! Cheat on me, and that's it bud, you're so outa my life with no
chance of ever getting back in it again...Zip...Ziltch...Nada!

- Kiss her on the forehead.

-I prefer a kiss on the cheek, and that's only if he's actually managed to
get into my affections.

- When you walk with her, walk slowly.

-No, walk the way you normally walk, and don't slow me down if I'm in a
hurry to get somewhere.

- Tickle her, even when she says stop.

-No, no, no! Stop means stop, and if you don't listen when I tell you to
stop, we're done.

- Don't say I love you unless you mean it.

-Exactly.

- Listen to her when she talks.

-And don't expect me to talk all the time.

- Tell her your secrets.

-And expect any range of reactions depending on what they are.

- Protect her.

-From what? *Rolling eyes* I'm not a damsel in distress, hopefully I
wouldn't need protection from you, but if you follow all this advice, well,
can we say stalker? Ewww!

- Brush any hair out of her face and say something chessy like: "Sorry, I
just want to see your beautiful face." and add a cheesy smile :P Girls love
it xP

-Not this girl! 1. I can't stand people obsessed with "owning" a g/bf as a
piece of eye-candy and if you're attraction to me is only skin-deep, you can
make like diarrhea and move on. 2. My hair's too short to get in my face let
alone flick out of it, so you should get a good look at my face every time
you look at me, so there. 3. Just what do you think you're doing messing
with my hair. Did I not brush it well enough or something? Huh? Huh? Well?

Girls repost as - A True Boyfriend
Guys repost as - I would do this for my girl any day In the next 30 seconds
and something great will happen to you today. If you don't you will lose
someone very important to

-Yeah, right, and lava is really made up of ice... The only thing I've lost
so far is my composure! Roflol!

Spammer Dreams of Giving me a Screensaver

2007-08-05T00:29:00.001-07:00

Return-path: xiezhiminys@lemmiswelt.de
Reply-To: "Raquel Riley" xiezhiminys@lemmiswelt.de
From: "Raquel Riley" xiezhiminys@lemmiswelt.de

-Hello Raquel Riley.

To: "Otha" me@myisp.com

-So now I'm Otha...Hmmmm.

Cc: "Zofia Richardson" renabaw@myisp.com,
"Collene George" hampshiret@myisp.com,
"Adelle Hicks" bgrabo@myisp.com

-Why did I get the weirdest name?

Subject: About last night

-What about it. Did you meet me in some dream I don't remember, or maybe one
of your own?

Online iPhone Screensaver - be the first to win!

-No thanks, not in the least interested. Malware link deleted.

Blacklisted.

Another Incoherent Spammer

2007-08-04T23:09:00.000-07:00

Return-path: <cappucci@uniroma3.it>
(envelope-from bfipo@nip.co.th)
From: "bfipo" <bfipo@nip.co.th>
Subject: moronic clodhopper

-Lol. Chude,that's one interesting subject line, Did you like the use of the
word "moronic" in one of the posts on this site?

vrjtmhm
ymgtw lrviuxf rnuylu

-That's pretty moronic all right.

Blacklisted.

Today I'm Veronica Wright.

2007-08-03T10:30:00.001-07:00

Return-path: omwxsdoz@catt.ch
Reply-To: "Ashanti Brown" omwxsdoz@catt.ch
From: "Ashanti Brown" omwxsdoz@catt.ch

-Hello Ashanti Brown.

To: "Virgil Oliver" thechampion@isp.net
Cc: "Veronica Wright" me@isp.net,
"Myung Hamilton" alaskandave@isp.net,
"Julie Harvey" louis@isp.net,
"Marianne Woods" discount@isp.net,
"Leisha" donkey@isp.net

So I'm Veronica Wright, and Deserae Young is now going by Leisha?

Subject: To people like us

-Er, no, I'm not like you, I'm sure. For one thing, I don't email complete
strangers privately.

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-A monkey that's really a plane and perpendicular to the breed - chude...You
need help! Please, for all our sakes, check yourself into a hospital,
preferably into a ward with high security, you are completely nutzoid!

Spammers Are Chauvinist!

2007-08-02T14:21:00.000-07:00

A crapload of spam these days seems to be along the lines of

Subject: Ladies will love you!
Subject: Make all the girls happy!
Subject: She will love you better!
Subject: 80% of women are unhappy!
Subject: Shed the Pounds
Subject: Get a better body!
Subject: Cool Pills to Make You Hot

That sort of thing.

All because the spammers assume that if you are on the internet at all, you
must not only be desperate and stupid enough to actually follow their
instructions and buy their product, if they actually have something to sell,
but also that if you're on the net, you must be a male, and always in search
of a bigger banger and that you want to make all the ladies happy and love
you, all because of one silly body part or at least sex appeal!

Who knows, perhaps there really are people like that on the net, but I'm not
one of them, and neither male or lesbian, so haven't the slightest interest
in getting a wanger to make all the ladies love me!

Furthermore, do these spammers really think all girls care about is getting
laid and that sex is the only thing that could ever make us happy, and that
we look into a guy's eyes or down at his shoes and think immediately that if
he has small feet or small eyes he must have a small wanger so couldn't
possibly make a girl happy? What if a guy has honkin huge feet and small
beady eyes, then what? DUH, spammers, DUH!

But if there was never anyone who ever fell for this crap, spammers would
probably have given up long ago. So somewhere out there, there's probably
the odd doofus that makes mass-maling the net with unwanted, often offensive
messages worth their while.

Same with chain letters, though there is plenty of proof there are tons of
gits out there, guys and girls alike, passing on forwards, even when it's
obvious, or should be to anyone with a brain cell that a chain letter can't
bring you good luck or grant you wishes if you forward it, or kill you if
you don't.

So, let's set a few of these idiot spammers straight, shall we?

From: "Lucia Chavez" akstcadaptinformatiquemnsdgs@adaptinformatique.fr

-Right...

To: capa@nucleus.com

-Sorry, wrong number - I mean, address.

Subject: For capa

-I'm not Capa.

Best buy:Microsoft Windows Vista Business

-And a whole mess of other programs that usually already come with your
computer depending on which package you buy. What, couldn't you at least
toss the Golden Gate Bridge in as well?

Blacklisted.

From: "Bart" f@nucleus.com

-Hello Bart, don't think I know you...

To: my email address

-It must be one of those wildcard mass-emailing programs.

Subject: Nominated for an MBA

-How nice.

Move ahead in your career today!

-Can't, it's my day off.

Do you want for a prosperous future, increased money earning power, and the
respect of all?

-Show me someone who doesn't.

No required tests, classes, books, or interviews.

-Right, just one phone call to get a fake online degree, and piles of other
junkmail, phone calls, maybe a lot of huge long-distance phone charges if
you get connected unwittingly to some other party.

NO ONE is turned down.

-But you are about to be.

Call Now 7 days a week.

-Why would I want to call you in the first place, never mind that often?

+1(206)309-0336

-That number will be disconnected once your activity has been reported.

Blacklisted.

From: LiHao LiHao@snobiz.com

-Hello LiHao.

User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: publication-25393

-Publication of what? Why email me? Why should I care?

publication-25393.pdf

-I guess there's my answer. Still, no way, no thanks!

-This is one of those .pdf file emails spammers have been trying to send
malware to computer users.

Blacklisted.

From: "Citizens Bank and Charter One Bank"
clientserviceteam.refmu46678049.gps@citizensbank.com

-Yeah right. Not familiar with either, do they even really exist?

Subject: We Need To Update Your Information! (message id: JJ460190005579)

-You mean you want to get my information. Not happenin any time soon, dood,
chick, chude, (cross between a dude and a chick since I don't know which you
are...)

X-Authentication-Warning: JUQ88-babylon2.GQY611gu.[70.120.64.96] (HELO
consummate.telemach.com): o3scrooge set sender to
clientcare.refpa3828374.gps@citizensbank.com using -f

-Whatever the flaming heck that means!

X-Mailer: MIME-tools 5.503 (Entity 5.501)

-Some mass-mailing program I've never heard of.

Blacklisted.

From: "Hal Fuentes" sehbellativog@bellati.com

-Ah yes, Hal Feuntes, doesn't everybody know him? :P

X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.81.14 Beta) Educational

-I saw a reference to this particular mass emailer. Have to go back and find
that site to see what it said again.

Subject: Our present for your health

-Dude, I'm in good health, so don't need or want your presents. Besides, you
don't know me, so why the concern?

As our dear customer you=92ve got a chance to examine first to anyone=20=
our new I-net page!

-Now how in the world did I manage to become your "dear" anything since I
never heard of you before? Gosh, you must've seen one of my web sites and
got completely blown away!

Only primal quality preparations at a price easy to buy!!

-Ehhh... "primal quality preparations" - o-kayeeees...Would you care to
explain this to me?

20% warranted rebate is expecting for you!!!
Notice what write our pleased customers:

-I took it you not do speaks much english good...

From: Kamari Gonzalez

-Oh yes, nothing quite like a phony testimonial dreamed up by the spammer to
get everyone believing! :P

Subject: Simple thanx!
"Thank you very much for festal abatements & your peculiar proposals=20=
that save my time and bucks, proposing only cures of highest quality.
You=20=
are among my favourites, I shall surely say about your drugstore to all=20=
my friends!"

-Hmm, it looks like your alter-ego don't talk English right either.

Note more testimonial letters at our web page!

-Which was the whole point of this message, your web page. I'm not
interested in it or in promoting you so it's been nixed out of this post.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: kcw@mojotown.com

-An interesting domain name.

From: "123greetings.com" kcw@mojotown.com

-Since when does 123greetings.com use a mojotown.com address?

Subject: You've received a postcard from a Family member!

-I'll believe that if you'll believe me when I tell you it's been snowing
and 40 below all during July.

And I'm not into the e-card thing, so not even tempted to click on your
malware/worm/virus-spreading link.

-This fake e-card thing is a hot trend spammers use to get people clicking
on bad links that install malware and spread viruses.

Hi. Family member has sent you a postcard.

-Chude, if you can't even name a specific person for me...

See your card as often as you wish during the next 15 days.

See this email get blacklisted within moments of running my anti-spam
program.

SEEING YOUR CARD

If your email software creates links to Web pages, click on your
card's direct www address below while you are connected to the Internet:
Or copy and paste it into your browser's "Location" box (where Internet
addresses go).

-Actually, it's safer to try that when you're not connected to the internet.
You'll get an error that that page can't be found because you're not
online - but that's the whole idea. No need to worry about any link, though,
as it's been deleted from this post.

We hope you enjoy your awesome card.

-You hoped in vain. There's no way I'd click on your awsome malware link.

Wishing you the best,

-The best bad case of an infected computer, perhaps.

Webmaster,
123greetings.com

-Impersonating somebody or a company is not cool. It's even more uncool when
you do it to spread viruses and malware. Shame and all the worst to you.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: Roland@nittanylink.com
X-Originating-IP: 70.118.91.187
From: Rachelle Roland@nittanylink.com

-Hello Rachelle. You might want to try getting the date and time straight.
You're off by a week.

Precedence: bulk
Subject: Register, Play, Party!

-Sounds like an ad for partypoker.net.

Blacklisted.

From: "all-yours.net" jtz@olypen.com

-All blacklisted soon.

Subject: You've received a postcard from a Class mate!

-Sorry chude, I haven't been in school for a long time.

Hi. Class mate has sent you a postcard.

-Sure, sure...The rest of the message is exactly the same as the
123greetings fake above, and again I nixed the link from the post.

-The only difference is the use of the words "class mate" instead of "family
member" and this email is signed:

Mail Delivery System,
all-yours.net

-Impersonation of another person or company is still not cool, and I'm still
not clicking on any links to malware mascarading as fake posties.

Blacklisted.

From: "Natacha Jimmie" mkwwo6foanf@sun.com

-Natacha Jimmie? As if anybody would mistake this for a real person...

Subject: not enough SPERM/CUM? increase 5x more with this aaze

-Urhm...I'm a girl, you idiot! And you will be blacklisted again and again
however many fake addresses you use to "come" into my inbox, so you might as
well give up.

-This one tries to get around filters by using numbers in place of letters,
misspellings etc. And what the program showed of that poor excuse of a
message is so disgusting that it's impossible to deal with.

Blacklisted!

To: cancel@myisp.com, carolynm@myisp.com, smgraham@myisp.com,
cturner@myisp.com, silvera.w@myisp.com, brett@myisp.com,
tnckscott@myisp.com, franke@myisp.com, fourz@myisp.com, me@myisp.com

-Visibly wildcard mass-emailing an internet domain...

From: christianarod@asia-mail.net
Return-Path: christianarod@asia-mail.net "real young to middlé-agéd womén"

-Sorry dude, not interested...

Reply-To: christianarod@asia-mail.net
Subject: Schultheis Marion

-Huh? And I'm not Marion.

hi!
I cannot afford the ridiculous prescription costs since I have no health
insurance and am unemployed.

-I don't care about your sad life story.

Your discount rates on the Internet really helped me, and your staff was
very knowledgeable and helpful.

-That's nice...But I don't sell things on the net at a discount. I don't
have staff, so they couldn't possibly have helped you. I wouldn't help you
if given the chance.

I saw immediate results, and now I have regained the confidence I had when I
was younger, in the bedroom. -Kenneth, Salt Lake City

-Well Kennith..Does the acronym TMI mean anything to you?

-TMI means "Too much information"

In other words, keep that to yourself, because I don't know you, don't want
to know you, and couldn't care less about your...Uhm...Issues.

become the man that women desire

-Erm, no, you git, I'm happy with my own gender!

-Stupid web link deleted.

Within a few days you should notice immediate ere***

- I get the idea - NO! And if I did notice the sort of "results" you wish
for, I'd be pretty freakin scared out of my wits!

po box in link above and you can say no thank you for the future

-I'm saying it now, only without the "thank you" No, no, NO!

-Another link nixed.

But I make you wash it, every time I think of it, said the mother; for it
stands to reason your face is dirty, Ianu, whether I can see it or
notWatching the wooden folksW03

-What kind of jibberish is that?

Immunocompromised patients are the most likely to gain from enhanced
bactericidal activity possibly offered by lactamaminoglycoside combination
therapy 9 In a comparison of lactam monotherapy with lactamaminoglycoside
combination therapy restricted to patients with neutropenia we found no
advantage to combination treatment 89

-Whatever!

Blacklisted!

X-Sender: bikerguyz0230@yahoo.com

-Oh yeah, one of the many variants of the biker spammers over-running Yahoo
groups.

To: carnivoresagainstpetastupidity@yahoogroups.com

-This was supposed to be an anti-animal rights extremist group, but it has
turned into spam-haven.

X-Originating-IP: 209.131.38.241
From: "bikerguyz0230" bikerguyz0230@yahoo.com
X-Yahoo-Profile: bikerguyz0230
Precedence: bulk
Subject: [carnivoresagainstpetastupidity] Sexy Models and Beauty Queens
looking for Sugar Daddy!

-*Rolling eyes* Unfortunately these losers are even posting this crap on
groups that were meant for the whole family but have no one running them any
more.

Blacklisted!

X-Sender: eei-2fhe@myamail.com
X-Originating-IP: 209.131.38.215
From: "rvijay" eei-2fhe@myamail.com
X-Yahoo-Profile: rvijay
Subject: [INFJ] Cycling: My Recent Big Intution

-Your what?

Recently I have been having a verys trong intution towards cycling.
Spent several hours reading, 3k on bicycle related materials, toured
locally quite a bit on bicycle, learning bicycle repair now and will
learn bicycle building later. Presently, I don't need a car and can
effectively commute by bicycle.

-And what's that got to do with me?

There is more ground to cover. Thing is this intution is so strong
that I am overlooking other day to day priorities. This has happened
in the past with my other intutions.

Comments from all welcome.

-What's an "intution"?

Thanks in advance. (At the end follows my internet posting based on my
experiences for Frugal Bicycle Ideas).

Vijay

Bicycles and frugality seems greatly undermined in the frugal
community, no solid comprehensive articles exist in this regard. This
thread is an attempt about getting a frugal bicycle and the savings it

-And that's as far as the email filter displayed. But it was enough to show
that it had to be a spam message, this guy trying to peddle bicycles!

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: sjrj@acorn.org
X-Originating-IP: 69.243.88.241
From: Paul Stanislas sjrj@acorn.org

-Hello Paul Stanislas

Subject: (no subject)

-A blank email. Hmmm,probably a probe to see if his message gets posted or
bounced back. That's one way spammers check to see if email addresses are
valid.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: osbetmerie@love.polyfunia.com
Reply-To: "Lydia" osbetmerie@love.polyfunia.com
From: "Lydia" osbetmerie@love.polyfunia.com

-Hello Lydia.

To: "Amanda" psg@myisp.com,
"Stephanie" me@myisp.com,
"Carolyn" monday@myisp.com

-So...According to Lydia, my name is Stephanie.

Subject: Lillian

-Lydia is more confused than I originally thought. I'm not Lillian or
Stephanie.

egovopybj.jpeg

-So Lydia was hoping I'd click on an image and get her malware or whatever
it is.

No Lydia, you're out of luck.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: sonerakcalia@vidajovengdl.com
Reply-To: "Sindy" sonerakcalia@vidajovengdl.com
From: "Sindy" sonerakcalia@vidajovengdl.com

-Hello Sindy.

To: "Tambra Barnes" thechampion@isp.net
Cc: "Cordell Stone" me@isp.net,
"Russ" alaskandave@isp.net, "Darla" louis@isp.net,
"Charlene" darkdragoon@isp.net, "Keira" discount@isp.net,
"Desirae Young" donkey@isp.net

-So now I'm Cordell Stone.

Subject: How do you feel

-Why?

X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2180

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-What Jibberish. This is another way spammers try to get by filters, with
mumbo-jumbo like this. With sending to so many addresses, they're probably
trying to find out which are valid as well.

Sorry Sindy, you go buh-bye!

Blacklisted.

X-Originating-IP: 189.174.242.97
X-Sender: enfos@net2one.com
From: "enfos" enfos@net2one.com
To: enfp-owner@yahoogroups.com, enforprogress-owner@yahoogroups.com,
enforonewomen@yahoogroups.com
Subject: unseemly shadow
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138

cueerxy xcmnoyd budefj
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-I didn't understand a thing you said.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: Danijella.Grufferman@strategicprocurement.co.uk
From: Danijella Danijella.Grufferman@strategicprocurement.co.uk

-Hello Danigella.

User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: investor-letter-7817025443

-Wow! You must write a heckuvalot of investor-letters!

investor-letter-7817025443.pdf

-Another .pdf spam.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: jrandall@adtastik.net
From: "Dalton B. Blevins" Dalton@adtastik.net

-Hello Dalton B. Blevins.

To: "Anderson V. Chen" webmaster@newsgraphics.com

-So is that your real address or are you spamming a webmaster as well as
everyone else?

Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have

-Er, uhm...No!

X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106

Girls always smiled at me and even chaps did in the public water closet!

-Dude...You went into the boys' AND the girls' rooms and think that's
something to brag about and that everybody was smiling at you? Maybe they
were just laughing at you for being such a shameless, disgusting creep! BTW
they're not called "water closets" any more. That term went out when our
modern era began.

Well, now I sriek at them,

-How does one "sriek"? Somewhere between a squeak and a shriek, probably
more of a squeak in your case.

-As for the rest of your stupid blather, who cares what drug you took and
how it made you feel like a bigger man? Stop trying to think with the wrong
head; it only makes you look terminally desperate and stupid. Dumb url
deleted.

George acknowledged as much: What side of the revolution was he
prank, George grabbed the piece of paper, making it impossible for
lengths to pose as a member of the Christian community=2E During
33 I Am God
I Am God

-Dude...Check yourself into a psych facility before you hurt somebody.

Blacklisted!

Return-path: hapx13uxa@btinternet.com
To: canneryrow@nucleus.com

-Is there a reason you wanted me to see you were spamming some address I
don't even know? Or is that actually your own address?

From: "Savanna Tasha" hapx13uxa@btinternet.com

-Hello Savanna Tasha.

Subject: We sell both BRAND(100% original) & GENERIC(35% cheaper)
medications, Up to 70% saving ueqh

-Who cares?

RELIABLE PHARMACY

-No thanks, I go to the one that's only a block away.

- Pick the meds you want to order & checkout (2 steps to finish an order)
- Fast delivery to your doorstep
- We sell both BRAND(100% original brand) & GENERIC(35% cheaper)
- We give up to 70% discount (on retail shop price) for BOTH brand & generic
meds
- Meds we sell: Cia|lisViagra, AmbiemValium, AtivanXanax, CelebrexSoma,
PhenterminMeridia & other 20 popular meds

-And you probably charge two arms and two legs for shipping and then the
meds you sell are probably fake. No thanks. Another two urls nixed, ones
I'll never visit or encourage anyone else to.

-And in case you're interested, I'm not sick, so, don't want your drugs.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: YourNewDrill@sauceconstituency.com
From: GotDrill GotDrill@zkahu.sauceconstituency.com
Subject: Complimentary 499.99 DeWALT drill set.

-What on earth would I want with that!?

-Web site url deleted.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: jqmqm@wgint.com
From: "Shari H. Major" Shari@wgint.com

-Hello Shari H. Major-Obnoxiousness!

To: "Etta J. Irvin" orellanahector.orellana@galvanissa.com

-Your alternate address maybe?

Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have

-Are you related to that other creep Mr. Blevins who spends his/her spare
time spying in public washrooms?

Blondes always srieked at me and even boys did in the not private john!
Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took M E _G_A_*delete*

-Uhm Shari? Like - aren't you supposed to be a girl? Or maybe girls on your
planet grow these things, but not here, unless you're a hyena or
chinchilla - which have fake ones.

-And you must be related to that other dude, Dalton B. Blevins who goes
around "srieking" are you his/her squeaky cousin or sibling and since you
have a thing for blond, maybe he/she is blond as well? Anyway, I'm getting
this disturbing image of you and your kid bro or cousin hanging out together
in public washrooms, "srieking" and "hee-hawing" at everybody that walks in.
Yikes!

-And who cares about how long you took your favorite wonder-drug and how
much more manly you think you are than anybody else. You're supposed to be a
girl, right, Shari? -Shari's favorite url deleted.

--------------------------
Israel thumped Estonia 4-0 with
announced 10,000 job cuts over the next four years=2E
"If it is proven that a mistake has been made the issue
Chhattisgarh, India=2E
aiding the Taliban=2E He will be the first person tried

-Don't try for news reporter, you'd never make it!

Blacklisted!

X-Sender: karenpassionaix@yahoo.com

-Another Karen Passion Yahoo groups spammer. These Karen Passions are
multiplying like viruses!

X-Apparently-To: ChatterboxPetTalk@yahoogroups.com
X-Originating-IP: 209.131.38.234
From: "karenpassionaix" karenpassionaix@yahoo.com
X-Yahoo-Profile: karenpassionaix

Subject: [ChatterboxPetTalk] Yahoo! Groups-Karen have added you to her
favorite list

-But not me individually, this is just a spam post to a Yahoo group, trying
to get people to click on some malicious web link, or at least check out
some lame "I'm lookin for a date!" type site.

Karen have added you to her favorite list, check Karen's profile here

-Stupid site deleted.

-I wasn't interested in your tacky little ads and sites months ago, KP, and
I'm not now and never will be.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: mmaynardko@bluewin.ch
To: esfp@yahoogroups.com, esfs@egroups.com, esfworld@egroups.com,
esh9@egroups.com, eshank@egroups.com, e-sheep@egroups.com,
e-sheep-owner@egroups.com, esherman@egroups.com, eshf@egroups.com,
eshoemachrs@egroups.com

-Weird group names!

X-Originating-IP: 216.133.240.233
From: "Marlin Maynard" mmaynardko@bluewin.ch

-Hello Marlin Maynard.

Subject: ! Cheap Watches crxnye

-Sorry, not interested. If I want a new watch, I'll get it locally at a
legit jewelry store.

Dear groupname@egroups.com

-Boring looking link deleted. And you're calling all these mailing lists
"dear"? And BTW, it's been yahoogroups, not egroups for years.

What is Prestige Replica store?

-A store that tries to sell a lot of fake knockoff junk, that would be my
guess.

At Prestige Replica, we specialize in the sales of brand-name quality,
luxury replicas at some of the lowest prices possible. With our large
selection of
products, you can be sure to find that perfect gift for yourself or a loved
one.

-Gosh, can't you just see it now:

Marlin: My cherie Shari, I have something I want you to see.
Shari: Yes, Marlin my darlin, yes! Could it be - could it be my dream come
true!?
Marlin: I hope so, cherie, because Shari, this is the moment I've been
waiting for all our lives!
Shari: Oh Marlin my darlin, Yes, Marlin, YES!
Marlin: whisks out of his pocket a small box as he gets on bended knee
before the nearly swooning Shari.
Shari: *srieks* "Oh, Marlin, my darlin Marlin! It's...It's, it's...! *bursts
into tears of ecstacy*
Marlin: My cherie Shari, please don't cry, will you marry me, Shari my
cherie? *holds out a watch and a ring*
Shari: Oh, my darlin Marlin, you shouldn't have! Where did you get such a
beautiful watch and ring!?
Marlin: "At Prestige Replica!
Shari: *srieks loudly and starts sobbing harder* You mean that's not a real
diamond and not a real Rolex? Was your proposal only a replica too? You
don't really love me! Waaaaaaaaah! *runs to a window and throws herself out
of it*
Marlin: Shari! Shari!
Shari: *splat!*

-Seriously, who buys a loved one a piece of fake jewelry from one of these
places?

Visit Prestige Replica Shop!

-Url deleted again. No thanks.

Thanks
Cathy Smith

-Huh? I thought your name was Marlin Maynard. Anyway, you're not welcome.
Buh-bye Marlin Cathy Maynard Smith.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: Gardyifu@fotobert.nl
From: rian Gardyifu@fotobert.nl
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: check-8602215611

-Not likely...

check-8602215611.pdf

-Another .pdf spammer.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: Kristijan@fotobert.nl

-What, didn't take the hint the first time?

From: Kristijan Kristijan@fotobert.nl

-Never heard of the name Kristijan, somehow that doesn't seem to go together
well. Kristy-Jan?

User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: market_updates-22439

-No thanks.

market_updates-22439.pdf

-Not accepting this one either.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: pvallma@6sexe9.com

-Oh yay, another dumb pervo...

From: "Tracie Otero" pvallma@6sexe9.com
Subject: Price for 100mg x 30 pills $99.95

-And I should care because?

100mg x 90 pills US $ 159.95

-Url deleted. Still not interested, Tracie.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: jr-abiko@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
From: "Allison C. Christopher" Allison@sirius.ocn.ne.jp

Hello Allison C. Christopher...An English name with an apparent Japanese
address.

To: "Olga F. Britton" info@colabellabuilders.com

-Would that be your real address?

Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have

-Ewww, not the creepy washroom stalker contingent again!

Princesses always laughed at me and even gentlemans did in the not privat=
e lavatory!

-Chick, since when do princesses and "gentlemens" hang out in public
washrooms and laugh at other people there? And where I come from, there are
no co-ed public washrooms. So you might want to inform your friends Shari
and Dalton that we do things differently from you guys here on Planet earth.
If the facilities don't even afford you any privacy where you're at, you are
on one scary planet!

Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took M_E_G=2E A=2E
for 3 months and now my phallus

-What are you, a statue? Anyway, who gives a shart other than yourself and
your thick-witted friends?

is indeed preponderant than usual=2E
realize

-Could you possibly get any more dorky with your wording? *url deleted*

--------------------------
parents are often absent from the home, being busy
My Prison Without Bars that he did bet on Major League
Canada made 199 runs all out in 50 overs=2E Dhaniram made
seven cars have been reported as burning=2E
Investigation Agency's personnel yesterday at his

-You might want to lay off the drugs.

Blacklisted!

Return-path: Jodieatanasof@smansouri.de
From: Jodie Jodieatanasof@smansouri.de
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: buy_recomend-857829999

buy_recomend-857829999.pdf

-Chick, I don't want your malware.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: ghummelstown@163data.com.cn
X-Originating-IP: 218.18.168.54
From: "Toby Hancock" ghummelstown@163data.com.cn

-And what do you want, Toby Hancock?

Subject: Become the ultimate pleasure machine

-NOT!

No more being shy of your manhood

-What manhood? You brain-dead gits don't realize that there are girls on the
net!

Life is short...

-No it isn't, and I intend to live long, so don't tell me life is short.
Yours might be if you keep sending this junk and tick off the wrong person.

so make the most of it !!

-I will, starting with blacklisting you.

improve sexual endurance

-Not interested, dude, and you seem to be confusing sex with life. What a
sad, sad idiot you are.

Introducing the new male enhancement product that
has been tested and sold to over 300,000 Men worldwide.

-Whatever...Introducing a girl who isn't interested!

Be satisfied for life!

--I'll continue to find other ways to satisfy myself, other than sex and
your stupid drugs.

Enlarge your manhood today and reap all the benefits, be
the most confident man in town!

-Dude...I have no intention of having a sex change! Url deleted.

Keep all the girls really happy

-The only girl I'm interested in keeping happy is myself, and if I could
yank all you pervo nutjobs off the net perminantly, that would definitely
make me happy for a while.

100% safe and 100% money back guarantee if not satisfied.

-And Jupiter is inhabited by great herds of ten-humped camels that live on
five-headed silver sloths for food!

Be the most confident man in town

-You already said that before, and I still and never will go for a sex
change!

Blacklisted!

From: "TD Canada Trust"
clientserviceteam.refc12557372729.td@tdcanadatrust.com

-Yeah, right.

To: "Capa" capa@nucleus.com
Subject: Important information for TD Canada Trust clients! (message id:
M92968808Q)

-Chude, I'm not a TD Canada Trust Client and it is important to blacklist
and delete this junk.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: kaylarqw@hotmail.com
To: esforpets@egroups.com
X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook, Build 11.0.5510
X-Originating-IP: 75.161.44.236
From: " Esforpets" kaylarqw@hotmail.com
Subject: EffE=CT|VE WAY OF TR(EA)T***MENT#

-Trying to get around filters again...Pathetic.

Welcome customer,

-I'm not your customer, chude...

New shop with very quality products
More p|lls for you

-Keep your freaking drugs. Url deleted.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: champer@rogers.com
From: "Holly Lopez" fischer8@verizon.net
Reply-To: "Zana Alexander" swassoc@verizon.net

-So which one are you, Holly Lopez, or Zana Alexander?

To: mccallion@myisp.com
Cc: iactive@myisp.com, mccluskey@myisp.com, usherwooddm@myisp.com,
me@myisp.com
Subject: Male muscle boosting system

Another chauvinistic chick trying to think with the wrong head, one she's
not even supposed to have. *Rolling eyes*

Blacklisted!

Return-path: jraj@bresnan.net
From: "Barton R. Joyner" Barton@bresnan.net

-Hello Barton R. Joyner.

To: "Judson W. Stein" carrie@carriemillerdesigns.com
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have

-Another washroom-obsessed nutcase.

Dames always laughed at me and even chaps did in the national lavatory!

"national lavatory"!? Uhm - DOOD, stop tripping and step into the real
world, it might do you a lot more good than you realize!

Well, now I whoop at them, because I took *cut*

Your favorite drug, I know... Not interested in it, or in you.

for 6 months and now my phallus

-You must be related to Allison C. Christopher, that weird creepy statue in
another message. I don't care about her stupid issue, and don't give a whoop
about yours either. Url deleted.

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joining their two sons in the United States=2E Tivadar opened an espresso=

to recuperate from the devastation wrought by World War II=2E
in The Alchemy of Finance: When events have thinking participants,
on with their lives, with the practical issues of raising families, makin=
g
Many people have asked the same questions: What is life all about?

-If you weren't so fixated on your stupid hangup, you might find a few
answers about what life is all about.

Blacklisted!

Return-path: fgta@55online.com
From: "VintagePostcards.Com" fgta@55online.com
Subject: You've received a greeting ecard from a Colleague!

-Exact same message as all the other fake card spammers, but signed:

Webmaster,
VintagePostcards.Com

-Chude, I don't want your crummy malicious program, and it doesn't matter
how many times you email me, calling yourself "Vintage post cards"
"123greetings" or any other e-card service, I'll never be interested in your
garbage!

Blacklisted.

Return-path: fakeme@panoramamusic.com.ar

-Gah! I hate it when spammers try to pretend to be me!

From: fakeme@panoramamusic.com.ar
Subject: RE:

Women tell just by your eyes that you have a tiny size.

-Uhm chude - that has got to be right down there on the stupid scale with
the fatuous Yahoo spammers that spew "shoe-size = manhood size"

-STOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

It's scary to know such brain-dead morons can even get near a computer!

And BTW, idiot, human beings can tell by your email that you are a
delusional, foolish, spamming pervo!

Stupid link deleted!

Blacklisted!!

X-Sender: ogxygjodwcew@bonsoirbypost.com
X-Originating-IP: 70.18.163.142
From: Paulette@gamebox.net, Larsen@.gamebox.net

-Hello Paulette Larson.

Subject:Say "I can have sex all night long"!

-Don't tell me what to say, especially if it's something so idiotic! Don't
assume I'm a guy, especially since your name is Paulette, you know what that
makes you? A female Chauvinist, and a hypocrite! I don't require or want
your stupid viagra!

Blacklisted!

Return-path: dataflowxll@digitallearningfoundation.com
Reply-To: "Helga Kennedy" dataflowxll@digitallearningfoundation.com
From: "Helga Kennedy" dataflowxll@digitallearningfoundation.com

-Hello Helga Kennedy.

To: "Hiedi" me@isp.net
Cc: "Joy Diaz" alaskandave@isp.net,
"Flavia Wright" louis@isp.net, "Nona" discount@isp.net,
"Librada" donkey@isp.net,
"Johnnie Crawford" polbox@isp.net,
"Carley" dithi@isp.net, "Silvia" julian_lau@isp.net

-So now I'm Hiedi. And I thought "Donkey"'s name was Deserae Young...?

Subject: Happy or not

-Not happy with you barging into my inbox!

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Pine, =7B30=7D whose habits I have related elsewhere. fork To sum up, war=
mly when shake working in the natural state, the Labyrinth frightened Spi=
der builds around the eggs, between t whistle let The provision, then, wh=
ich we have here made is no other zoic than _Human bulb Nature_. Nor do I=
fear that my

-Huh? Chick...? Crone...? Whatever sort of thing you are, Helga, you might
want to learn some real language before emailing people.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: elhjg@nationaloptronics.com
From: "postcards.org" elhjg@nationaloptronics.com
Subject: You've received an ecard from a Neighbor!

-Not into e-posties, especially from you!

Mailer-Daemon,
postcards.org

-No you're not, liar.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: jqpbne@ms13.hinet.net
From: "Socorro Z. Cahill" Socorro@ms13.hinet.net

-Hello Socorro Z Cahill.

To: "Peter R. Aldrich" tcrowe@morstonassets.com

-Or should I say, hello Peter R. Aldrich?

Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have

-Ya know, I've come to the conclusion that you and Shari and Dalton and all
your obsessed bathroom-stalking idiots must've set up your own national
co-ed outhouse on your own weird planet, and that you spend your time
emailing people who don't want your drugs and don't want to know you, and
the rest of the time, you hang out laughing, "srieking" "hee-hawing" and
pumping yourselves full of drugs in your national public coed- outhouse!

Ladies always laughed at me and even gars did in the not private water cl=
oset!

-Dude - the term "water closet" went out with the beginning of the modern
era! And what's a "gar" Is that a sort of third gender that lives on your
weird, sad little planet?

Well, now I smil at them, because I took ***

-Your favorite WUNDA-DWUG, yadda yadda yadda, whatever! Who cares?

-But how does one "smil"? Is that a smile or a smell? Or a combination of
both?

--------------------------
of British Industry in Glasgow=2E Jabbing into the air with a
willy-nilly=2E That would weaken its currency, and a weakened currency
The British government, however, is reluctant to raise rates-a surefire
But then it became obvious that tensions were so big, that disunity
makes the two-minute drive down Whitehall to the Old Admiralty

-Jabbing into the air with a willy-nilly can weaken currency? Wow, that's a
heck of an environmental hazard!

Blacklisted!

Return-path: fgskyhr@ccdv.com
From: Michael J Andrews fgskyhr@ccdv.com

-Hello Michael J Andrews.

X-Mailer: The Bat! (v2.00.7) CD5BF9353B3B7091
Reply-To: Charles H Bentley fgskyhr@ccdv.com

-Oh, you're not really Michael J andrews, you're Charles H. Bentley, okay,
whatever. Please decide on your name before emailing again, kay?

Subject: Our company looking for a long-time business partner.

-Are you sure your company isn't looking for a name first?

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Successful international Company is looking for local representatives.

-Dude, chances are I'm not living in your locality, wherever your
international company is located. And, I'm just not interested in your sales
rep job.

This is a well-paid job for serious talented people.

-A sales rep? Sorry, my "talents" don't include mass-emailing or
telemarketing.

MAIN ADVANTAGES:
--------------------------------------------------------

- Really High Wages.

-Yeah, sure, that's what they all say.

- Ability to work from home.
- Flexible schedule.
- Covered business and educational expenses.
- Illness/Disability friendly team.

-With loopholes in every one of those gleaming promises that anyone fool
enough to fall for this will find out once their money, house, and
everything else has been drained dry by this pyramid scheme.

MAIN REQUIREMENTS:
--------------------------------------------------------

- Basic knowledge of credit principles, financial services and operations.

-Sorry, not my forte.

- Creativity.

-Enough to ridicule you on this page.

- Ability to work on multiple projects simultaneously along with meeting
deadlines.

-Whatever happened to "flexible schedule"

- Ability to work independently or in a team environment.

-But you're supposed to be working from home, so I guess that team
environment is getting ten friends to sign up and getting them to get ten
more of their friends to sign up etc. etc.

- University degree in Economics strongly preferred (but not required).

-Nope, don't have it. And whatever happened to "basic knowledge of"

- Having a deep desire to achieve financial success.

-And having a deep sense of knowing this email is a crock ofBS.

How to begin:

-Blacklist the spammer.

Please send your resume to our personnel manager email:
RogelioRojasPX@gmail.com

-So he/she can collect your email address, home address, other information
to sell to other spammers, so you'll get more dumb junk emails and
telemarketing phone calls, forget it!

It must be sent in a TXT, MSWord, RTF or PDF format.

-No, it must not be sent at all.

In order to receive our response, please provide us with your valid email
address.

-What did I tell you? Email address harvestor.

If you think this email was delivered to you bó mistake please let us know,
your address will be removed from our list immediately:
ErnieSchroederXN@gmail.com

-Another email address that collects people's emails instead of removing
them as they claim.

And yes, your email was a mistake, including the fact you can't spell the
word "by"

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: csteam.ref584886876.nf@ebay.com
X-Originating-IP: 81.220.78.68
From: "eBay" csteam.ref584886876.nf@ebay.com

-It's one of these fraudulent fake Ebay emails. This is not from Ebay.

Subject: Official Information!

-Official my foot.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: qnardin@clogworks.co.uk
X-Originating-IP: 58.141.19.17
From: "Lillie Pelletier" qnardin@clogworks.co.uk

-Hello Lillie Pelletier.

Subject: [esfp] Expand, lengthen and enlarge easily

-Another hypocritical female chauvinist pig.

Are you insecure?

-If I was, I wouldn't be writing stuff online now would I?

Life is short...

-I told your friend Toby not to tell me life is short, do you not
communicate with each other?

Be careful of cheap imitations

-You don't buy your jewelry from Marlin Maynard's or was that Cathy Smith's
Prestige Replica store then?

Introducing the new male enhancement product that

-Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah... I'm a girl, you dim twat, I have never and
will never want your dumb drugs!

Significantly increase penis length

-Do you know what "I'm a girl" means?

It means, Lillie, that I ain't got one of those things and will never grow
one in the future, so, nothing to enlarge, expand, lengthen, whatever, so
take your stupid drugs and choke on them if you want, but get this through
your head: NOT INTERESTED!

Line from one of Lillie's reject friends deleted. You sex-crazed gits must
share a single, barely living brain cell among you all!

All girls like the big guys

-That's as offensive and fatuous as saying "all guys crave sex" You need to
come down off your drugs and addiction to erotica and step into the real
world for a while. Lame sales pitch deleted, seen it before, still don't
care.

Doctor Approved and Recommended

-By who? Dr. Jenkins with that fake online degree?

Blacklisted!

Return-path: ffnha@ampex.com
From: Troy Gregory ffnha@ampex.com

-Hello Troy Gregory.

X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.51.10) Educational
Subject: {thsbj_2}

-What? Can't think of a subject line?

Dear employee ,

-Gosh, I didn't know I worked for you...When did that start?

Our Worldwide Corporation is looking in search of new employees on vario=
us vacancies.

-But you just said "Dear employee" so which is it? Am I an employee or not?

We suggest a ability for you to find financial Independence right now.
Only our International can suggest you to collect a good income in a short=
period of time.
You do not need to spend any sum of money and
we do not ask you to provide us with your bank account requisites!

-But you can't type worth a darn and you're an email address collector.

We are occupied in absolutely official activity and working in our Worldwid=
e
you can reach profession growth at a permanent work.
We are looking for representatives from any point of the world globe .
Average salary of our worker is 3450-4500$ per month, but you can earn much=
more.

-And the cow jumped over the moon.

Here is the top 10 of our representatives=92 salaries:

Top 10 employees
----------------------
Per month:

-A bunch of bogus figures deleted.

It is easy to be in ours Top 10!
Everything is easy enough and it depends only of you.
We are waiting the creative method and thoughtfulness from our worker.
You can work full time or part time.
You determine the schedule of you work at our International .
We pay you for effect. The best regional representative becomes
the head of regional office of our company and grts a full social packet
and benefit at a rate of 50 % from his annual wages.
A lot of of our worker have made excellent career, received full financial =
independence and
have come to life all their dreams in a reality less than in 2-3 years of =
working in our company.
The preference is given to employees with knowledge of foreign languages.

-Which you obviously don't have! Ugh, that was painful to read!

If you are interested in our offer please send us the following information=
:
---------------------------------------------------------------------------=
-------------
1) Full name
2) Address of residing
3) Phone numbers
4) Languages
5) Part time job/Full time

-So you can use that info to try getting into my bank records or something
else, not on your life!

Please send this information to our email: MiaBerryTM@gmail.com

-So you can collect my email address along with all other info that is
frankly, none of your business...Again, no!

Please specify in the subject line:
Application for the local rep position. Number 100711

-Not going to happen, dude.

If you are not interested in our offer or you received this email by
mistake please reply with Unsubscribe in subject line and specify all
your emails addresses to HeribertoMcleanDI@gmail.com

-So you can harvest them all to send more junk and sell to other spammers to
send more junk..Again, no!

I've got a better idea for dealing with you. It's called a blacklist!

We apologize In advance

-And the dish ran away with the spoon...

Yours faithfully,
Colin Scowcroft

-I thought your name was Troy Gregory.

Well Troy Gregory Colin Scowcroft, you blew it! Buh-bye you go!

Blacklisted.

Return-path: kkortenkamp@geater.com
From: "Mould Morris" kkortenkamp@geater.com

-Your name is - "Mould"Well hello - Mould Morris.

Subject: Phobia

-Let me guess, you're trying to sell meds for anxiety.

Try this

-Web link deleted. No.

So far it''s the best for ease of symptoms. Xan4x & Vailum Works Great for
me the only thing is I find I need more than 2 a day only after 3 or 4
months. I don't always need more but normaly 3 a day keeps me alot more
functional. It Does seem to increase my appetiet but has not posed a problem
and has tapered down as of present.

-That's nice, but I don't need it, nor do I care about your sad life.

Laetitia Carroll.

-What? Tired of the name Mould Morris already?

Try this !!!

-Try THIS:

Blacklisted.

From: "Adam Taylor" saude-respiracao.net@vincentforjudge.com

-Hello Adam Taylor.

Subject: Don't be left out, join millions of men in the revolution

-Newsflash, Adam, there is no revolution going on now, and if there was, I
wouldn't join it, and I'm not a man nor am I interested in joining a lot of
other men in your imaginary revolution.

See attach.

-I don't want your attachment if there was one. Dumb web link deleted. Don't
want your malware either.

-----
Ah, that, Duncan replied. He g
She frowned over the request,
Madelyne nibbled on her lower
He thought she sounded disappo

-Methinks Adam has trouble finishing his sentenses.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: resopus@flogs.com.br
From: "Breitling Watches" resopus@flogs.com.br
Subject: Replica Pens

-Actually, I have enough real pens around, and they write, too! Next thing
you'll be trying to sell replica computers.

EXQUISITE REPLICA WATCHESROLEX, CARTIER, BREITLING AND MORE...VISIT OUR =
ONLINE SHOP!

-Not interested, chude.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: universe@creativedonline.com
From: "Debra Schafer" universe@creativedonline.com

-Hello Debra Schafer.

Subject: Officine Panerai Watches

-Same message as above.

-No, Debra. I told your friend I wasn't interested, so your email did
nothing to change that. Buh-bye.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: jquodack@bestbuy.com
From: "Armand O. Beasley" Armand@bestbuy.com

-Armand Beasley?

To: "Donovan U. Glenn" mail@accurete.com
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have

-*Rolling eyes* Another bathroom git.

-Armand Beasley, tell your friends that there is no such thing as the
national john. And who cares about your manhood issues other than yourself
and your reject friends?

--------------------------
Soross stoicism, a rare trait among investors, had served him well=2E
Dont try to recoup=2E And when you start again, start small=2E
70
And so Soros has had that combination of traits-brainpower, guts, stoicis=
m,
achievements, one might be tempted to argue that he had just been

-And you were trying to say what exactly?

Return-path: yatnitro@aemail4u.com
From: "Enjoyable" yatnitro@aemail4u.com
Subject: RE:

Penis Enlarge Patch will make your penis thicker without making your wallet
thinner.

-Don't have one, you dumbass, and don't need a patch. Weblink deleted.

Penis Enlarge Patch is a product you have been waiting for.

-Brain and personality is what YOU are waiting for, and until you get one,
you get the blacklist, chude!

------------------------
had added in the transparent self-justification of selfish youth, And Ill
pay it back to him every cent. At this Jehiel had said shortly, By the time
you can pay it back what Ill need most will be a tombstone. Git a big one
sos to keep me down there quiet.
he has captured a rule which offers firm ground to take a rest on amid
thegeneral rage and turmoil of the ten parts of speech, he turns over the
pageand reads, Let the pupil make careful note of the following EXCEPTIONS.
Heruns his eye down and finds that there are more exceptions to the rule
than

-And the point being?

Return-path: hallvar@tlcfan.com
From: Paulette Gordon hallvar@tlcfan.com

-Hello Paulette Gordon.

Subject: Welcome to biz...

Welcome to

-Links deleted

Here you can buy stolen credit cards, tracks from real credit cards, fake
dollars and all
other hings you want. If you need, we will provide you with the info about
the bank
account of a person who you are interested in. Also there are track2
generator,
dumps of US and Europe residents, guide how to made your phone in credit
card scimmer.

We are waiting you.
Your faithfully, BadB

-Reported!

Blacklisted!

Return-path: cappucci@ut.com
(envelope-from cappucci@ll.mit.edu)
From: "cappucci" cappucci@ll.mit.edu

-Whoever you are, Chude, shouldn't the fact that I have and will continue to
blacklist you mean something?

Subject: sprightly bullfrog

-Have to hand it to this one for creative subject lines.

faaeay
swae
hpyc
imqyttx

-Well, that was interesting. Is that how you turn someone into a sprightly
bullfrog? Maybe I should try that on the next person to annoy me with spam,
chain letter or other idiotic email.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: Danzlukqo@lambertshc.com
From: Rito Danzlukqo@lambertshc.com
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: alert-52645

-Another .pdf malware thingie. No thanks.

alert-52645.zip

-Woops, I stand corrected. It was a .zip file.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: DAILLzsyf@lambertshc.com
From: Constantine DAILLzsyf@lambertshc.com

-Hello Constantine.

User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: broker alert-802875586

-Another bad file spam.

broker alert-802875586.zip

-Blacklisted.

Return-path: lcorton@losena.ru
From: "Ernest Roberson" lcorton@losena.ru

-Hello Ernest Roberson.

Subject: You will be able to penetrate deeper

-I'm not interested in doing that, furthermore, I can't, you dweeb!

Ladies will love you

-I don't want ladies to love me!

-So now that too many people have filtered that subject line, you've put it
in the message body instead.

-Dude...That doesn't change anything other than to make people like me even
more annoyed with you.

Life is

-Don't give me that "life is short" shart! I told your friends Toby and
Lillie above not to say such moronic things, and to stop confusing life with
sex. I'm still not interested in how many supposedly satisfied men have
bought your drugs.

XtraSize+ has been labelled an "Herbal Breakthrough"

-Who cares? What idiot believes that anyway?

Become the ultimate pleasure machine

-Another subject line from, who was it again? Oh yeah, your friend Toby
Hancock. Anyway, the answer is still NO!

Get a brain, get a personality, get a clue, get a grip, get a life!

Blacklisted!

Return-path: ctmiywuhnxf@comunitel.net
From: "utilized" ctmiywuhnxf@comunitel.net
Subject: Re:

selection measuring DirectX hardware next games. Earlier versions usually

-Usually what?

Blogs different Auntie Baghdad Burning Cheese Moldy Milk

-Ewww, gross! Chude, If you're trying to sell something, this is NOT the way
to do it!

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: ftvqnij@kellychen.com
XAuthentication-Warning: T90-hieratic5.KK432s.joker.com (ehlo
rockland.afternic.com [111.92.124.232]): en713wiretapping set sender to
eorlxinkubg@aol.com using -r
To: "Esfo" esfo@egroups.com
XAuthentication-Warning: T90-hieratic5.KK432s.joker.com (ehlo
rockland.afternic.com [111.92.124.232]): en713wiretapping set sender to
eorlxinkubg@aol.com using -r
User-Agent: PObox II beta1.0
X-Mailer: PObox II beta1.0
X-Originating-IP: 62.117.29.196
From: "Sydney Car Centre" ftvqnij@kellychen.com

-Right...

Subject: account manager's vacant position in the Sydney Car Centre

-Too bad for you, not my problem.

Today the Sydney Car Centre is looking for an
industrious regional assistant to fasten the process
of the delivery of customer payments to the suppliers.
The position offered is a part-time job, and will
only require from you to be available for 1-2
hours a day.

-I thought you said you wanted a manager.

As a regional assistant, you will be supposed to
operate with the payments from those customers, based in
your country. You will be expected to accept 2-3
transactions to your bank account every week,
make certain calculations about every transaction
(you will be precisely instructed about it), &
transfer the funds to the suppliers by means of
western Union/Money Gram less your fee & the
charges of the Western Union/Money Gram. You will
be continuously communicating with the manager from the head
office, who will instruct you & give advice
regarding every new payment.

-All so you can probe into bank accounts and steal money. Nope, not playing
ball with you drips.

The ideal candidate will be industrious, goal-oriented
person, with the availability of a personal/business
bank account suitable to be used for the company
needs. Knowledge of English, computer literacy and
sociability are appreciated.

-Personal business account, hmmm, which is it? Personal or business? Seems
you can't even make up your mind (such as it is) about that.

The company guarantees to pay NET 10% fee out of
the amount of every payment you dealt with and to
provide you with the regular income & flexible
schedule. All the related expenses you might have
(like the Western Union/Money Gram chargers, related
expenses on traveling) are covered by the company.

-Except when the company decides otherwise, which it will after bleeding the
account and all others dry.

The more detailed information is available on our web-site

-Which has been nixed.

where you can fill in the on-line
application form for this position.

-Not gonna happen, chude, however many times you keep emailing with fake
addresses.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: tebrt@express-news.net
From: "riversongs.com" tebrt@express-news.net
Subject: You've received a postcard from a Neighbor!

-Same ol' same ol'

Mail Delivery System,
riversongs.com

-Liar, and I don't want your malware, chude.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: uop@establishwant.com
From: "University of Phoenix - Online" uop@establishwant.com

-Chude, you're not the University of Phoenix...

Subject: Make a move...

-Yes, I will make a move - to blacklist you.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: windnew@mysupervisedreport.com
From: "Window Replacement Specialists" windnew@mysupervisedreport.com

-And you'll get blacklisted with all the other phony "Window Replacements".

Subject: Match New Windows to Your Home

-Chude...I like my windows as they are, and what's to match, windows are
clear, genius!

Both sides have reported killing hu=
dreds of their opponents in the recent fighting, but the claims could n=
t be independently confirmed.

-So go replace their windows!

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: whitelionroad.net@thedruidgrove.com
X-Originating-IP: 125.235.4.89
From: "James Gray" whitelionroad.net@thedruidgrove.com
Subject: Separate yourself from other men

-I already am separate from men, you dork!

See attach.

-No, chude. Web link deleted.
-----
Alesandra=85 he began in a warni
I know exactly what happened d
Colin smiled. Alesandra was re
He moved away from the door an

-Do you know Adam Taylor by any chance?

Blacklisted.

From: "cappucci" cappucci@nvidia.com

-You again? I didn't accept your last email, maybe you should learn to take
a hint. I'm not going to like you any better with a different address,
chude!

Subject: cantankerous dust bunny

-Wow, that's you all over!

taqkjd pjhca
dtwmka
rujic

-Awwww, poor baby. Try not to take your rejection so hard!

Blacklisted.

Return-path: hwzou@kl-iplaw.com
From: Gamble C.Annabel hwzou@kl-iplaw.com
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: Cashed

-I don't care what you do with your checks, chude.

Cashed.zip

-Trashed...devnul

Blacklisted.

Return-path: qpef@bosserdet.com
From: Elise Penny@bosserdet.com
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
To: cancel@nucleus.com
Subject: Re: BANDWIDTH

Have you ever wished for a expensive Watch?

-Never.

We have the soulition for you!

-Soulition? What's that? Strange name for a watch.

We stock all the expinsive brands
for a low precentage of the expense.

-And you can't spell. Web link deleted.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: akstcaccgmnsdgs@accg.de
From: "Joshua Corona" akstcaccgmnsdgs@accg.de

-Hello Joshua Corona.

Subject: For kerry

-I'm not Kerry.

Topsellers:Microsoft Windows Vista Business

-I wasn't interested when your friend Lucia Chavez rattled off these
stunning deals when she thought I was Capa. I still don't care and never
will.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: kerry@getaccent.com
(envelope-from kerry@goldway.co.kr)
From: "kerry" kerry@goldway.co.kr

-You must be Josh Corona's friend. Do you also know Lucia Chavez?

Subject: mitochondrial vacuum cleaner

-Crap, that's got to be one heck of a vacuum cleaner!

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-Burn, baby, burn!

Blacklisted.

Return-path: culinaryexperts@themonitorhealth.com
From: "Culinary Schools" culinaryexperts@themonitorhealth.com

-Uh - chude...I've rejected all your other emails from your other fake email
addresses, and this time is no different.

Subject: There's Incredible Food in Your Future

-Oh good, will you come cook it for me, then do the dishes? Jibberish
deleted.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: gbsjkmkfpvn@verizon.net
From: "Channel" gbsjkmkfpvn@verizon.net
Subject: Re:

updated Feisty Fawn latest release lets readers learn

-Learn what?

linksHow won French TONY BLAIRTony massive apology Years OfficeIm famous

-Chude, try that in English please.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: staplesgift@superviseinform.com
From: "Confirmation Department" staplesgift@superviseinform.com

-No thanks.

Subject: Staples Offer Confirmation

-No thanks.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: Baotourefinery's@blazenet.net
From: "Terry Byrd" Baotourefinery's@blazenet.net

-Hello Terry Byrd.

Subject: Great opportunity to give her a real pleasure!

-I'm not a freakin man and I'm not a freakin lesbian, doofus!

Dear customer.

-I'm not your "dear" or "customer" and never will be if this is the crud
you're into!

Girls lie when they say "size doesn't matter"

-You delude yourself and you obviously don't know any girls and you're so
hung up and desperate because of your pea-brained issues, dude!

that's just to make us feel better,

-No, bozo, it's just the truth. Who the hex gives a flying hot dart about
your stupid wanger? Certainly not this girl!

The truth is they want their partner to have a huge one, and they will keep
searching until they find it!

-No, moron, you have bought into the biggest and stupidest lie. Stop reading
that trashy erotica and welcome to the real world where you might actually
learn something about life if you'd use the head on your shoulders. You
can't think with the other one, yknow!

Now you can be that big man with the new improved and doctor recommended
enlargement pills, click here to get your supply before they sell out!Best
regards,Terry Byrd

-No, Terry Birdbrain, I cannot and do not want to be "that big man" so take
your worthless pills and put them where the sun don't shine!

Blacklisted!

Return-path: kngmmlvtu@verizon.net
From: "NotesTell MeAll" kngmmlvtu@verizon.net
Subject: Fw: Thanks, we are ready to lend you money regardless of Credit

-You're not welcome, and I don't want your loans, chude.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: ZGSSWJY@yahoo.com
From: "Marisa Skinner" ZGSSWJY@yahoo.com

-Hello Marisa Skinner.

Subject: Long Time No See

-Uhm Marisa...Was I supposed to like, know you or something?

X-Mailer: Evolution/1.0-5mdk

Hey, where have you been? So long we didn't keep in touch and
our childhood friend gave me your email.

-What childhood friend. I didn't know any Marisa in school and neither did
my friends as far as I can remember. Hmmm, you must've either been very
unpopular or very forgetable.

Hope you still remember me and feel free to send me
email at Cindy@penmailpro.info

-How can I remember somebody I never even met? Nice try at email harvesting,
but no thanks.

Wait for your reply soonest.

-Then you'll wait forever, chick.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: Cristiam496@aandsimports.com
From: "Cristiam homso" Cristiam496@aandsimports.com

-Cristiam Homso?

Subject: The Klingon Language Institute is a nonprofit 501(c)3 corporation
and exists to facilitate the scholarly exploration of the Klingon language
and culture.

-Uh, chude, you do realize that Klingons are fictional characters, right?

Florence is not a mere wilderness of factories and money-getting like
London, nor a haunt of idle luxury like Paris. This is it That makes
the wappen'd widow wed again- She whom the spital-house and ulcerous
sores Would cast the gorge at this embalms and spices To th 'April
day again.
He stood a moment unseeing by the cold black marble bowl while before
him and behind two worshippers dipped furtive hands in the low tide
of holy water. The "wolf" couldn't have been more than twenty
centimeters long, its hair dirty gray brown.
Reise in Chili, Peru und auf dem Amasonenstrom whrend der Jare

-A 20 cm long wolf? Must've been a pup. Shouldn't be out of the den at that
size. I couldn't make heads or tails of the rest of your drivel.

Return-path: fftld@integris-health.com
From: Mark A Steliga fftld@integris-health.com

-Hello Mark A Steliga.

X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.81.14 Beta) UNREG / CD5BF9353B3B7091
Subject: Part-time employment for talented persons.

-Uh-huh...

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Successful international Corporation is looking for local representatives.

-Delete rest of rubbish. Dude, I already told your friend I'm not interested
in your pyramid scheme or giving you and your fake outfit my info, no email,
no resume, nothing! Got it?.

If you think this email was delivered to you bó mistake please let us know,
your address will be removed from our database immediately:
LeviGilbertNS@gmail.com

-Buh-bye.

Blacklisted.

From: "postcards.org" aohbe@purinamills.com

-Blah, blah, blah. Still not into posties and don't want your malware.

Administrator,
postcards.org

-Liar.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: laurellandings@jfbny.com
From: "Ophelia Townsend" laurellandings@jfbny.com

-Hello Ophelia Townsend.

Subject: On a question about individual. Your duly help!

-That made no sense.

Show the individuality !

-Why don't you apply that to yourself so you don't sound so much like a
blithering hypocrite?

If each morning you rise with feeling, that something with you not so.
You are confused, can not concentrate on the job, you do not have appetite,
reflect, and all this can because in eyes of your liked man,
which is near to you each night, is not felt passions, fire and desire.

-Uhm Ophelia, what in heck are you talking about?

You see the people consider themselves happy only then, when the man, liked
by them is happy.

-Chick, I'm not into pleasing the men, I'm a much more advanced life form
than you could obviously hope to understand.

We can help you to throw out from a head your experiences and to feel sure
in bed with the liked man.

-No you can't - because I don't want your so-called help.

All world to aspire to a height, to conquest of heights, to greatness.

-So?

Subdue height, reject uncertainty, to become individual!

-I have. I don't believe the spammer school of thought that without sex
you're nothing.

Buy our preparation for increase of the member.

-No...

Blacklisted!

X-Sender: corporateservice.ref094664410.ib@rbs.co.uk
Organization: The Royal Bank of Scotland
clientdepmnt.refHI55132080291849.ib@rbs.co.uk
Organization: The Royal Bank of Scotland
clientdepmnt.refHI55132080291849.ib@rbs.co.uk
User-Agent: PObox II beta1.0
X-Mailer: PObox II beta1.0
X-Originating-IP: 85.137.54.157
From: "The Royal Bank of Scotland"
corporateservice.ref094664410.ib@rbs.co.uk

-Yeah right. And I'm not in Scotland.

Subject: The Royal Bank of Scotland Customer Service: Client Details
Confirmation! (message id: g5372483305884)

-Bull.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: midwayofficesupply.com@isawaufo.com
X-Originating-IP: 80.203.143.163
From: "Travis Rodriguez" midwayofficesupply.com@isawaufo.com
Subject: Why be an average guy any longer

-If you don't want to be an average guy, that's your tough tofu, dude, I
couldn't care less.

See attach.

-Nope. Link deleted.

-----
Adela did help take Madelynes=20
We have company, Adela, Madely
Adela was happy to see Madelyn
Madelyne could see how frighte

-Hmm, another half-wit related to Adam Taylor.

X-Sender: gmaockaydx@acta.rsc02.com
To: "Krystin" esfp@yahoogroups.com
X-Originating-IP: 68.238.28.107
From: "Jenine" gmaockaydx@acta.rsc02.com
Subject: Fine, i won't tell them

-I don't care if you tell them or not? Tell them what?

Finally value you can beam about.

-A flashlight sale?

Discount-Pharmacy a Highest Canadian Worldwide Prescription Assistance
Seller.

-I deleted the rest of your boring sales pitch and your site.

Pay a quick visit at:

-No thanks, chick. Deleted.

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him about my use 'final berry examine conviction,' forward but it appeared
to me that he had guessed it f measure "There was milk want top another
woman here?" The prince jumped up in alarm at Aglaya's sudden knock misspelt
wrath, and a mist sort rich seemed to come before his eyes.
The prince jumped up in alarm at Aglaya's sudden knock misspelt wrath, and a
mist sort rich seemed to come before his eyes. His kiss wife, Colia, and
Ptitsin whip trouble ran unsightly out after him.

-It's very clear that spammers should never try to become authors.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: tidye.com@rltconsulting.com
X-Originating-IP: 85.178.25.213
From: "Kevin Hayes" tidye.com@rltconsulting.com

-Hello Kevin Hayes.

Subject: Need S0ftware?

-Not from you, dude...

OEM software means: no DVD/CD, no packing case, no booklets and no overhead
cost!
So OEM software is synonym for lowest price.

Buy directly from the manufacturer, pay for software ONLY and save 75-9O%!

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-The same list your friends Lucia Chavez and Joshua Corona tried to get me
interested in earlier.

-No thanks, no thanks, no thanks, and nooooooooooo thanks!

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: lbsje@hotmail.com
To: urban-legends-subscribe@egroups.com
Cc: af10@egroups.com, esfp@yahoogroups.com,
inforum-owneray@egroups.com
X-Mailer: Ximian Evolution 1.0.3 (1.0.3-6)
X-Originating-IP: 61.28.162.16
From: "Dana Crocker" lbsje@hotmail.com

-Hello Dana Crocker.

Subject: Working People Need This

-Chude, you need blacklisting a lot more.

Lazy to attend exam or classes?

-Not lazy, no classes, no exams, not interested in getting a fake and
fraudulent online degree or fake diploma...

We have Diplomas, Degrees, Masters' or Doctorate
to choose from any field of your interest.

-No interest, Dana, NO INTEREST! Get it?

Only 2 weeks require to delivers the prestigious non-accredited
universities paper to your doorstep.

-So you want my house number, my email address, my info...No way.

Do not hesitate to give us a call today!
1-270-913-8215

-Eventually that number will be disconnected when you get caught.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: sexyjoy3652@yahoo.com
To: Little_Mermaid_RPG@yahoogroups.com

-It's disgusting when this type of spammer contaminates a family oriented
email list.

X-Originating-IP: 209.131.38.247
Subject: [Little_Mermaid_RPG] Yahoo! Groups - SexyJoy has sent you a friend
request

-Like all the other friend-request spams the millions of sexyjoys post to
tons of Yahoo groups.

SexyJoy has added you as a friend. Check SexyJoy's profile here:

-No. Tacky looking url deleted.

Blacklisted!

X-Sender: hendersonq3v@hotmail.com
X-Originating-IP: 24.166.39.121
From: " Esfp" hendersonq3v@hotmail.com
Subject: [esfp] Discount products for men

-Move on, blockhead, I'm not a man.

Powerful long-lasting

-things girls don't do, chude,.

Secure ordering, discreet door-to-door delivery – and lowest prices on the
Web!
Thousands of men have already appreciated these goods at their true value!

-Link deleted. So what?

Blacklisted!

X-Sender: nageezi7@dll
X-Originating-IP: 125.24.216.166
From: "Toby Maxwell" nageezi7@dll.gamebox.net

-Hello Toby Maxwell. Any relation to Senna Marie?

Subject: No more embarrassment!

-Why? Did you shut your mad relative up in a psych ward so she doesn't
embarrass you with her bad behavior?

partner faking her org***

-Uhm dude...If it's no more embarrassment you want, stop emailing me this
crud!

Life

-Blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayaddayaddablahyaddablahyaddablahyadda, heard it
all before, don't buy it, never have, never will.

Paris Hilton likes them big

-Oh, now you claim to know what Paris Hilton likes because she's very
notorious right now. Sorry, clod, I don't believe you could ever get near
her. Anyway, not all girls are your idea of Paris Hilton, so please, shut
up. More unoriginal rambling you must've copied from your reject friends
deleted.

Be confident and stand tall

-What's that got to do with your lousy fixation? I guess you really do
nicely for a relative of Senna's after all.

Blacklisted!

Return-path: jqxia@xilinx.com
From: "Pansy C. Hanks" Pansy@xilinx.com

-Pansy, suits you...

To: "Jacklyn A. Saldana" krysta@icscci.com
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have

-Yeah, chick, you're a pansy... Cut Pansy's bathroom wishes and lame sales
pitch.

--------------------------
was far less zealous in charting every twist and turn on Wall Street=2E
On the very day of his separation, he ran into a 22-year-old woman
no one is ever quite sure where Soros is making a move or how long
had apparently put his positions on when the rates were at 12 percent=2E
=

All he had to do was look at the bottom line year in and year out=2E

-Don't take it too hard if no one understands you, Pansy.

Blacklisted!

Return-path: kerry@gloweave.com.au
(envelope-from kerry@gmktransport.com.au)
From: "kerry" kerry@gmktransport.com.au
Subject: load bearing class action suit

ltdm spuyae
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-Awww, too bad, chude...You'll live.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: akstcfestrmnsdgs@festr.org
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.5.30) Home
X-Originating-IP: 222.212.46.29
From: "Sung Mccoy" akstcfestrmnsdgs@festr.org
Subject: [esfp] Here is what you asked me about, They've got great deals on
2007 Luxury Watchez want

-Chude...I never asked you for anything.

Hello Friends

-I'm not one of your friends.

How you been? Anywho

-As if you care...

This is where i got my Prestige Watches
Check them out , you won't regret it, So Nice the Rich People Watchez like
the celebrities and movie stars and superstars **
Talk to you soon

-No you won't, you're blacklisted. I'm not interested in wearing a fake
status symbol on my arm.

Thanks again :)

Sung Mccoy

-You're not welcome again.

Blacklisted.

X-Sender: upu@dellepro.com
X-Originating-IP: 64.185.32.25
From: Robles upu@dellepro.com
Subject:

-Nothing. Message body: nothing.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: ggpa@excite.com
From: Eva ggpa@excite.com

-Not cool using my mom's name, chick, not cool at all!

User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: Doc

Doc.pdf

Blacklisted!

Return-path: aakwhhakeh@vampirevideodiary.com
From: "Randee Ellis" aakwhhakeh@vampirevideodiary.com

-Hello Randee Ellis.

To: "Maira Martinez" me@myisp.com
Cc: "Melodee" renabaw@myisp.com,
"Izetta Grant" hampshiret@myisp.com,
"Alise Cook" bgrabo@myisp.com

-So I'm Maira Martinez now. Hmmm, not bad.

Subject: The reason behind it

-Let me guess, you wanted to annoy me.

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before walk I interfere with her. I again propo True, we have the brightl=
y awkwardly bicycle, the motor-car, the bottle dirigible average airship =
and other marvellous means of breaki Whenever laugh Mrs Deborah had occas=
ion to exert any delightful skinny extraordinary condescension to Mrs Bri=
dget, smell and by th

-From a spider to a bicycle to a motor-car to a bottle dirigible to an
air-ship. The other prattle I couldn't make any sense of.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: 9shades123@journeysendlodging.com
From: "Rene Rock" 9shades123@journeysendlodging.com
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.71.01) Educational
Reply-To: 9shades123@journeysendlodging.com
Subject: Hi!

-Hello Rene Rock.

Hello! I am tired this afternoon. I am nice girl that would like to chat
with you. Email me at gtbyy@linkmailmessage.info only, because I am writing
not from my personal email. Will send some of my pictures

-If you're such a "nice girl" why are you emailing total strangers to look
at your pictures? I don't want your pictures. If you're tired, go to sleep
and stop sending email.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: tsi@btinternet.com
From: Sylvia R. Burton tsi@btinternet.com

-Hello Sylvia R. Burton.

Subject: (no subject)

cancelled.zip

-Blacklisted.zip

Blacklisted.

Return-path: kat@hirauchi.com
From: "Tonia Clements" kat@hirauchi.com

-Hello Tonia Clements.

Subject: AUTOCAD 2008 READY TO DOWNLOAD

Snow haze gleams like sand.
At four, the spectators leave in pairs, offAnd half-starved foxes shake and=
paw
Before those virile women!marked with a dark stroke from the left, encroach=
ed
Out of the road into a way acrossThat square=97Oh, 56 x 56
Over the chilly dale.Only a whiter absence to my mind,
their bellies, they're out cold, instantaneouslyAnd trumpet at his lips; no=
r does he cast

-Okay, that made a lot of sense, chick...

Blacklisted.

Return-path: 9shades123@fysd.com
From: "Seymour Moore" 9shades123@fysd.com

-Hello Seymour Moore.

To: canoz@nucleus.com
Subject: Re: Hello!

Hello! I am tired today. I am nice girl

-But your name is Seymour...Anyway,I didn't want your friend Rene's pics,
so, not interested in yours either. Go join Rene and take a nap.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: yga@saitama.email.ne.jp
From: Ada D. Graham yga@saitama.email.ne.jp

-Hello Ada D. Graham.

Subject: text

"text.zip

-Trying to get people to download a malicious .zip file by calling it "text"
Nice try Ada, but you botched it.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: guellich@clunet.edu
From: "Arecibo Haywood" guellich@clunet.edu

-Arecibo? What kind of name is that?

Subject: Feel confident

-I feel confident that you will be blacklisted soon.

This Works Wonders !!! ----

-Web link deleted. It depends on what you call "wonders"

A while ago I tried this Powerful means and 2 hours later I had
intercourse with a 23 year-old girl.

-And you thought I'd approve of that? Dude, you didn't even mention the
girl's name, did you even know? Do you even care? You're obviously nothing
but a mind-in-pants, dirty old geezer! As for the rest of your disgusting
sex talk and boasting, I'm not interested. *delete* Buh-bye!

Bobbell Ignacio.

-I thought your name was Arecibo Haywood. Well, whatever, Arecibo Bobbell
Haywood Ignacio, you are outa here! Don't let the door hit your dirty dumb
derriere on the way out!

*Slam!*

Blacklisted!

Return-path: jrappaport@ymcanyc.org
From: "Leticia X. Edmonds" Leticia@ymcanyc.org

-Hello Leticia X. Edmonds.

To: "Lynette T. Brantley" news@cs.org
Subject: These positions will help you reach your peak

-Whatever. Looks from the subject line like one of those "Go to our site and
sign up for a job and get big bucks and a free fake online degree!"

-But it isn't.

Girls always srieked at me and even gars did in the open water closet!

-Oh, you're part of the creepy potty contingent. I guess you must know
Shari, Dalton and all the other 'sriekers" "dames" "princesses" and "gars"
that have nothing better to do with their time. Sex babble and web link
deleted.

--------------------------
al-Qaeda training camps and briefly fighting alongside
Yesterday, Ian Paisley, DUP leader, and Gerry Adams,
Panthers=2E The Pens will travel to Boston to take on the
intitiative, rather than in response to an individual
shown that "Ready to Drink" Ribena does not have any

-Chick, you are one sorry messed up lady.

Blacklisted!

Heh!

2007-07-29T19:18:00.001-07:00

Yes - there is such thing as a meme with ten questions. Ten things you hate, no less! Lol.

1. Chain letters!

Moving on. :P

I got the weirdest looking spam today. Mailwasher blacklisted it, but I decided to look at the full header before processing my mail and having it deleted.

The laughable thing is that the From line looks like this:

From: "Anti-fraud support" ebanking@bxs.com

Uh-huh!

Reply-To: cas@bmstech.com.sg

the "View complete header" in Mailwasher is very useful, it's a good way of being sure an email you received is actually spam so you can blacklist it.

If there's html at the beginning of the message, it gets displayed without doing any damage, it's not like opening and email and clicking on a link to malware.

But this spam message's html is laughable too.

font-family: Veranda;

It's "Verdana" genius!

Must've been a hoaxter/chain letter originator who came up with this idea, you know how many of them can't type or spell.

And yes, the spammer got blacklisted! They'll keep getting blacklisted every time they try to send me anything.

Why Give In to Memes?

2007-07-29T11:54:00.001-07:00

Hmmm.

Apparently there's this sickness hitting the blogosphere, a new form of chain letter called a 'meme'

It involves tagging, getting tagged, and answering eight seemingly random questions. Like those agonizingly annoying chain email surveys that ask you a million seemingly random, and completely pointless, forgetable questions to pass around to all your friends. The memes are shorter with eight seeming to be the number of questions always, though there might eventually be a faze 2 meme that says the amount of questions must be a different number.

Well - what I'm now about to ask is - if bloggers know it's a chain letter, and they don't usually participate in chain letters, and some claim even to dislike chain letters, why the heck make exceptions for memes!? I've seen the excuses for doing them, and none of them wash. C'mon people. If you don't like 'em, why do 'em?

Repeat after me, folks:

I will not get cursed for not participating in a meme. I will continue to have a normal life and my blog will still be here tomorrow. I am no less a person for failing to participate in and pass on a meme than I am for rejecting all other forms of chain letter.