A crapload of spam these days seems to be along the lines of
Subject: Ladies will love you!
Subject: Make all the girls happy!
Subject: She will love you better!
Subject: 80% of women are unhappy!
Subject: Shed the Pounds
Subject: Get a better body!
Subject: Cool Pills to Make You Hot
That sort of thing.
All because the spammers assume that if you are on the internet at all, you
must not only be desperate and stupid enough to actually follow their
instructions and buy their product, if they actually have something to sell,
but also that if you're on the net, you must be a male, and always in search
of a bigger banger and that you want to make all the ladies happy and love
you, all because of one silly body part or at least sex appeal!
Who knows, perhaps there really are people like that on the net, but I'm not
one of them, and neither male or lesbian, so haven't the slightest interest
in getting a wanger to make all the ladies love me!
Furthermore, do these spammers really think all girls care about is getting
laid and that sex is the only thing that could ever make us happy, and that
we look into a guy's eyes or down at his shoes and think immediately that if
he has small feet or small eyes he must have a small wanger so couldn't
possibly make a girl happy? What if a guy has honkin huge feet and small
beady eyes, then what? DUH, spammers, DUH!
But if there was never anyone who ever fell for this crap, spammers would
probably have given up long ago. So somewhere out there, there's probably
the odd doofus that makes mass-maling the net with unwanted, often offensive
messages worth their while.
Same with chain letters, though there is plenty of proof there are tons of
gits out there, guys and girls alike, passing on forwards, even when it's
obvious, or should be to anyone with a brain cell that a chain letter can't
bring you good luck or grant you wishes if you forward it, or kill you if
you don't.
So, let's set a few of these idiot spammers straight, shall we?
From: "Lucia Chavez" akstcadaptinformatiquemnsdgs@adaptinformatique.fr
-Right...
To: capa@nucleus.com
-Sorry, wrong number - I mean, address.
Subject: For capa
-I'm not Capa.
Best buy:Microsoft Windows Vista Business
-And a whole mess of other programs that usually already come with your
computer depending on which package you buy. What, couldn't you at least
toss the Golden Gate Bridge in as well?
Blacklisted.
From: "Bart" f@nucleus.com
-Hello Bart, don't think I know you...
To: my email address
-It must be one of those wildcard mass-emailing programs.
Subject: Nominated for an MBA
-How nice.
Move ahead in your career today!
-Can't, it's my day off.
Do you want for a prosperous future, increased money earning power, and the
respect of all?
-Show me someone who doesn't.
No required tests, classes, books, or interviews.
-Right, just one phone call to get a fake online degree, and piles of other
junkmail, phone calls, maybe a lot of huge long-distance phone charges if
you get connected unwittingly to some other party.
NO ONE is turned down.
-But you are about to be.
Call Now 7 days a week.
-Why would I want to call you in the first place, never mind that often?
+1(206)309-0336
-That number will be disconnected once your activity has been reported.
Blacklisted.
From: LiHao LiHao@snobiz.com
-Hello LiHao.
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: publication-25393
-Publication of what? Why email me? Why should I care?
publication-25393.pdf
-I guess there's my answer. Still, no way, no thanks!
-This is one of those .pdf file emails spammers have been trying to send
malware to computer users.
Blacklisted.
From: "Citizens Bank and Charter One Bank"
clientserviceteam.refmu46678049.gps@citizensbank.com
-Yeah right. Not familiar with either, do they even really exist?
Subject: We Need To Update Your Information! (message id: JJ460190005579)
-You mean you want to get my information. Not happenin any time soon, dood,
chick, chude, (cross between a dude and a chick since I don't know which you
are...)
X-Authentication-Warning: JUQ88-babylon2.GQY611gu.[70.120.64.96] (HELO
consummate.telemach.com): o3scrooge set sender to
clientcare.refpa3828374.gps@citizensbank.com using -f
-Whatever the flaming heck that means!
X-Mailer: MIME-tools 5.503 (Entity 5.501)
-Some mass-mailing program I've never heard of.
Blacklisted.
From: "Hal Fuentes" sehbellativog@bellati.com
-Ah yes, Hal Feuntes, doesn't everybody know him? :P
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.81.14 Beta) Educational
-I saw a reference to this particular mass emailer. Have to go back and find
that site to see what it said again.
Subject: Our present for your health
-Dude, I'm in good health, so don't need or want your presents. Besides, you
don't know me, so why the concern?
As our dear customer you=92ve got a chance to examine first to anyone=20=
our new I-net page!
-Now how in the world did I manage to become your "dear" anything since I
never heard of you before? Gosh, you must've seen one of my web sites and
got completely blown away!
Only primal quality preparations at a price easy to buy!!
-Ehhh... "primal quality preparations" - o-kayeeees...Would you care to
explain this to me?
20% warranted rebate is expecting for you!!!
Notice what write our pleased customers:
-I took it you not do speaks much english good...
From: Kamari Gonzalez
-Oh yes, nothing quite like a phony testimonial dreamed up by the spammer to
get everyone believing! :P
Subject: Simple thanx!
"Thank you very much for festal abatements & your peculiar proposals=20=
that save my time and bucks, proposing only cures of highest quality.
You=20=
are among my favourites, I shall surely say about your drugstore to all=20=
my friends!"
-Hmm, it looks like your alter-ego don't talk English right either.
Note more testimonial letters at our web page!
-Which was the whole point of this message, your web page. I'm not
interested in it or in promoting you so it's been nixed out of this post.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: kcw@mojotown.com
-An interesting domain name.
From: "123greetings.com" kcw@mojotown.com
-Since when does 123greetings.com use a mojotown.com address?
Subject: You've received a postcard from a Family member!
-I'll believe that if you'll believe me when I tell you it's been snowing
and 40 below all during July.
And I'm not into the e-card thing, so not even tempted to click on your
malware/worm/virus-spreading link.
-This fake e-card thing is a hot trend spammers use to get people clicking
on bad links that install malware and spread viruses.
Hi. Family member has sent you a postcard.
-Chude, if you can't even name a specific person for me...
See your card as often as you wish during the next 15 days.
See this email get blacklisted within moments of running my anti-spam
program.
SEEING YOUR CARD
If your email software creates links to Web pages, click on your
card's direct www address below while you are connected to the Internet:
Or copy and paste it into your browser's "Location" box (where Internet
addresses go).
-Actually, it's safer to try that when you're not connected to the internet.
You'll get an error that that page can't be found because you're not
online - but that's the whole idea. No need to worry about any link, though,
as it's been deleted from this post.
We hope you enjoy your awesome card.
-You hoped in vain. There's no way I'd click on your awsome malware link.
Wishing you the best,
-The best bad case of an infected computer, perhaps.
Webmaster,
123greetings.com
-Impersonating somebody or a company is not cool. It's even more uncool when
you do it to spread viruses and malware. Shame and all the worst to you.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: Roland@nittanylink.com
X-Originating-IP: 70.118.91.187
From: Rachelle Roland@nittanylink.com
-Hello Rachelle. You might want to try getting the date and time straight.
You're off by a week.
Precedence: bulk
Subject: Register, Play, Party!
-Sounds like an ad for partypoker.net.
Blacklisted.
From: "all-yours.net" jtz@olypen.com
-All blacklisted soon.
Subject: You've received a postcard from a Class mate!
-Sorry chude, I haven't been in school for a long time.
Hi. Class mate has sent you a postcard.
-Sure, sure...The rest of the message is exactly the same as the
123greetings fake above, and again I nixed the link from the post.
-The only difference is the use of the words "class mate" instead of "family
member" and this email is signed:
Mail Delivery System,
all-yours.net
-Impersonation of another person or company is still not cool, and I'm still
not clicking on any links to malware mascarading as fake posties.
Blacklisted.
From: "Natacha Jimmie" mkwwo6foanf@sun.com
-Natacha Jimmie? As if anybody would mistake this for a real person...
Subject: not enough SPERM/CUM? increase 5x more with this aaze
-Urhm...I'm a girl, you idiot! And you will be blacklisted again and again
however many fake addresses you use to "come" into my inbox, so you might as
well give up.
-This one tries to get around filters by using numbers in place of letters,
misspellings etc. And what the program showed of that poor excuse of a
message is so disgusting that it's impossible to deal with.
Blacklisted!
To: cancel@myisp.com, carolynm@myisp.com, smgraham@myisp.com,
cturner@myisp.com, silvera.w@myisp.com, brett@myisp.com,
tnckscott@myisp.com, franke@myisp.com, fourz@myisp.com, me@myisp.com
-Visibly wildcard mass-emailing an internet domain...
From: christianarod@asia-mail.net
Return-Path: christianarod@asia-mail.net "real young to middlé-agéd womén"
-Sorry dude, not interested...
Reply-To: christianarod@asia-mail.net
Subject: Schultheis Marion
-Huh? And I'm not Marion.
hi!
I cannot afford the ridiculous prescription costs since I have no health
insurance and am unemployed.
-I don't care about your sad life story.
Your discount rates on the Internet really helped me, and your staff was
very knowledgeable and helpful.
-That's nice...But I don't sell things on the net at a discount. I don't
have staff, so they couldn't possibly have helped you. I wouldn't help you
if given the chance.
I saw immediate results, and now I have regained the confidence I had when I
was younger, in the bedroom. -Kenneth, Salt Lake City
-Well Kennith..Does the acronym TMI mean anything to you?
-TMI means "Too much information"
In other words, keep that to yourself, because I don't know you, don't want
to know you, and couldn't care less about your...Uhm...Issues.
become the man that women desire
-Erm, no, you git, I'm happy with my own gender!
-Stupid web link deleted.
Within a few days you should notice immediate ere***
- I get the idea - NO! And if I did notice the sort of "results" you wish
for, I'd be pretty freakin scared out of my wits!
po box in link above and you can say no thank you for the future
-I'm saying it now, only without the "thank you" No, no, NO!
-Another link nixed.
But I make you wash it, every time I think of it, said the mother; for it
stands to reason your face is dirty, Ianu, whether I can see it or
notWatching the wooden folksW03
-What kind of jibberish is that?
Immunocompromised patients are the most likely to gain from enhanced
bactericidal activity possibly offered by lactamaminoglycoside combination
therapy 9 In a comparison of lactam monotherapy with lactamaminoglycoside
combination therapy restricted to patients with neutropenia we found no
advantage to combination treatment 89
-Whatever!
Blacklisted!
X-Sender: bikerguyz0230@yahoo.com
-Oh yeah, one of the many variants of the biker spammers over-running Yahoo
groups.
To: carnivoresagainstpetastupidity@yahoogroups.com
-This was supposed to be an anti-animal rights extremist group, but it has
turned into spam-haven.
X-Originating-IP: 209.131.38.241
From: "bikerguyz0230" bikerguyz0230@yahoo.com
X-Yahoo-Profile: bikerguyz0230
Precedence: bulk
Subject: [carnivoresagainstpetastupidity] Sexy Models and Beauty Queens
looking for Sugar Daddy!
-*Rolling eyes* Unfortunately these losers are even posting this crap on
groups that were meant for the whole family but have no one running them any
more.
Blacklisted!
X-Sender: eei-2fhe@myamail.com
X-Originating-IP: 209.131.38.215
From: "rvijay" eei-2fhe@myamail.com
X-Yahoo-Profile: rvijay
Subject: [INFJ] Cycling: My Recent Big Intution
-Your what?
Recently I have been having a verys trong intution towards cycling.
Spent several hours reading, 3k on bicycle related materials, toured
locally quite a bit on bicycle, learning bicycle repair now and will
learn bicycle building later. Presently, I don't need a car and can
effectively commute by bicycle.
-And what's that got to do with me?
There is more ground to cover. Thing is this intution is so strong
that I am overlooking other day to day priorities. This has happened
in the past with my other intutions.
Comments from all welcome.
-What's an "intution"?
Thanks in advance. (At the end follows my internet posting based on my
experiences for Frugal Bicycle Ideas).
Vijay
Bicycles and frugality seems greatly undermined in the frugal
community, no solid comprehensive articles exist in this regard. This
thread is an attempt about getting a frugal bicycle and the savings it
-And that's as far as the email filter displayed. But it was enough to show
that it had to be a spam message, this guy trying to peddle bicycles!
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: sjrj@acorn.org
X-Originating-IP: 69.243.88.241
From: Paul Stanislas sjrj@acorn.org
-Hello Paul Stanislas
Subject: (no subject)
-A blank email. Hmmm,probably a probe to see if his message gets posted or
bounced back. That's one way spammers check to see if email addresses are
valid.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: osbetmerie@love.polyfunia.com
Reply-To: "Lydia" osbetmerie@love.polyfunia.com
From: "Lydia" osbetmerie@love.polyfunia.com
-Hello Lydia.
To: "Amanda" psg@myisp.com,
"Stephanie" me@myisp.com,
"Carolyn" monday@myisp.com
-So...According to Lydia, my name is Stephanie.
Subject: Lillian
-Lydia is more confused than I originally thought. I'm not Lillian or
Stephanie.
egovopybj.jpeg
-So Lydia was hoping I'd click on an image and get her malware or whatever
it is.
No Lydia, you're out of luck.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: sonerakcalia@vidajovengdl.com
Reply-To: "Sindy" sonerakcalia@vidajovengdl.com
From: "Sindy" sonerakcalia@vidajovengdl.com
-Hello Sindy.
To: "Tambra Barnes" thechampion@isp.net
Cc: "Cordell Stone" me@isp.net,
"Russ" alaskandave@isp.net, "Darla" louis@isp.net,
"Charlene" darkdragoon@isp.net, "Keira" discount@isp.net,
"Desirae Young" donkey@isp.net
-So now I'm Cordell Stone.
Subject: How do you feel
-Why?
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2180
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Im familiar wit Mark my words, Nancy said travel authoritatively, in a f=
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-What Jibberish. This is another way spammers try to get by filters, with
mumbo-jumbo like this. With sending to so many addresses, they're probably
trying to find out which are valid as well.
Sorry Sindy, you go buh-bye!
Blacklisted.
X-Originating-IP: 189.174.242.97
X-Sender: enfos@net2one.com
From: "enfos" enfos@net2one.com
To: enfp-owner@yahoogroups.com, enforprogress-owner@yahoogroups.com,
enforonewomen@yahoogroups.com
Subject: unseemly shadow
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138
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-I didn't understand a thing you said.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: Danijella.Grufferman@strategicprocurement.co.uk
From: Danijella Danijella.Grufferman@strategicprocurement.co.uk
-Hello Danigella.
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: investor-letter-7817025443
-Wow! You must write a heckuvalot of investor-letters!
investor-letter-7817025443.pdf
-Another .pdf spam.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: jrandall@adtastik.net
From: "Dalton B. Blevins" Dalton@adtastik.net
-Hello Dalton B. Blevins.
To: "Anderson V. Chen" webmaster@newsgraphics.com
-So is that your real address or are you spamming a webmaster as well as
everyone else?
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have
-Er, uhm...No!
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106
Girls always smiled at me and even chaps did in the public water closet!
-Dude...You went into the boys' AND the girls' rooms and think that's
something to brag about and that everybody was smiling at you? Maybe they
were just laughing at you for being such a shameless, disgusting creep! BTW
they're not called "water closets" any more. That term went out when our
modern era began.
=
Well, now I sriek at them,
-How does one "sriek"? Somewhere between a squeak and a shriek, probably
more of a squeak in your case.
-As for the rest of your stupid blather, who cares what drug you took and
how it made you feel like a bigger man? Stop trying to think with the wrong
head; it only makes you look terminally desperate and stupid. Dumb url
deleted.
George acknowledged as much: What side of the revolution was he
prank, George grabbed the piece of paper, making it impossible for
lengths to pose as a member of the Christian community=2E During
33 I Am God
I Am God
-Dude...Check yourself into a psych facility before you hurt somebody.
Blacklisted!
Return-path: hapx13uxa@btinternet.com
To: canneryrow@nucleus.com
-Is there a reason you wanted me to see you were spamming some address I
don't even know? Or is that actually your own address?
From: "Savanna Tasha" hapx13uxa@btinternet.com
-Hello Savanna Tasha.
Subject: We sell both BRAND(100% original) & GENERIC(35% cheaper)
medications, Up to 70% saving ueqh
-Who cares?
RELIABLE PHARMACY
-No thanks, I go to the one that's only a block away.
- Pick the meds you want to order & checkout (2 steps to finish an order)
- Fast delivery to your doorstep
- We sell both BRAND(100% original brand) & GENERIC(35% cheaper)
- We give up to 70% discount (on retail shop price) for BOTH brand & generic
meds
- Meds we sell: Cia|lisViagra, AmbiemValium, AtivanXanax, CelebrexSoma,
PhenterminMeridia & other 20 popular meds
-And you probably charge two arms and two legs for shipping and then the
meds you sell are probably fake. No thanks. Another two urls nixed, ones
I'll never visit or encourage anyone else to.
-And in case you're interested, I'm not sick, so, don't want your drugs.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: YourNewDrill@sauceconstituency.com
From: GotDrill GotDrill@zkahu.sauceconstituency.com
Subject: Complimentary 499.99 DeWALT drill set.
-What on earth would I want with that!?
-Web site url deleted.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: jqmqm@wgint.com
From: "Shari H. Major" Shari@wgint.com
-Hello Shari H. Major-Obnoxiousness!
To: "Etta J. Irvin" orellanahector.orellana@galvanissa.com
-Your alternate address maybe?
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have
-Are you related to that other creep Mr. Blevins who spends his/her spare
time spying in public washrooms?
Blondes always srieked at me and even boys did in the not private john!
Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took M E _G_A_*delete*
-Uhm Shari? Like - aren't you supposed to be a girl? Or maybe girls on your
planet grow these things, but not here, unless you're a hyena or
chinchilla - which have fake ones.
-And you must be related to that other dude, Dalton B. Blevins who goes
around "srieking" are you his/her squeaky cousin or sibling and since you
have a thing for blond, maybe he/she is blond as well? Anyway, I'm getting
this disturbing image of you and your kid bro or cousin hanging out together
in public washrooms, "srieking" and "hee-hawing" at everybody that walks in.
Yikes!
-And who cares about how long you took your favorite wonder-drug and how
much more manly you think you are than anybody else. You're supposed to be a
girl, right, Shari? -Shari's favorite url deleted.
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Israel thumped Estonia 4-0 with
announced 10,000 job cuts over the next four years=2E
"If it is proven that a mistake has been made the issue
Chhattisgarh, India=2E
aiding the Taliban=2E He will be the first person tried
-Don't try for news reporter, you'd never make it!
Blacklisted!
X-Sender: karenpassionaix@yahoo.com
-Another Karen Passion Yahoo groups spammer. These Karen Passions are
multiplying like viruses!
X-Apparently-To: ChatterboxPetTalk@yahoogroups.com
X-Originating-IP: 209.131.38.234
From: "karenpassionaix" karenpassionaix@yahoo.com
X-Yahoo-Profile: karenpassionaix
Subject: [ChatterboxPetTalk] Yahoo! Groups-Karen have added you to her
favorite list
-But not me individually, this is just a spam post to a Yahoo group, trying
to get people to click on some malicious web link, or at least check out
some lame "I'm lookin for a date!" type site.
Karen have added you to her favorite list, check Karen's profile here
-Stupid site deleted.
-I wasn't interested in your tacky little ads and sites months ago, KP, and
I'm not now and never will be.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: mmaynardko@bluewin.ch
To: esfp@yahoogroups.com, esfs@egroups.com, esfworld@egroups.com,
esh9@egroups.com, eshank@egroups.com, e-sheep@egroups.com,
e-sheep-owner@egroups.com, esherman@egroups.com, eshf@egroups.com,
eshoemachrs@egroups.com
-Weird group names!
X-Originating-IP: 216.133.240.233
From: "Marlin Maynard" mmaynardko@bluewin.ch
-Hello Marlin Maynard.
Subject: ! Cheap Watches crxnye
-Sorry, not interested. If I want a new watch, I'll get it locally at a
legit jewelry store.
Dear groupname@egroups.com
-Boring looking link deleted. And you're calling all these mailing lists
"dear"? And BTW, it's been yahoogroups, not egroups for years.
What is Prestige Replica store?
-A store that tries to sell a lot of fake knockoff junk, that would be my
guess.
At Prestige Replica, we specialize in the sales of brand-name quality,
luxury replicas at some of the lowest prices possible. With our large
selection of
products, you can be sure to find that perfect gift for yourself or a loved
one.
-Gosh, can't you just see it now:
Marlin: My cherie Shari, I have something I want you to see.
Shari: Yes, Marlin my darlin, yes! Could it be - could it be my dream come
true!?
Marlin: I hope so, cherie, because Shari, this is the moment I've been
waiting for all our lives!
Shari: Oh Marlin my darlin, Yes, Marlin, YES!
Marlin: whisks out of his pocket a small box as he gets on bended knee
before the nearly swooning Shari.
Shari: *srieks* "Oh, Marlin, my darlin Marlin! It's...It's, it's...! *bursts
into tears of ecstacy*
Marlin: My cherie Shari, please don't cry, will you marry me, Shari my
cherie? *holds out a watch and a ring*
Shari: Oh, my darlin Marlin, you shouldn't have! Where did you get such a
beautiful watch and ring!?
Marlin: "At Prestige Replica!
Shari: *srieks loudly and starts sobbing harder* You mean that's not a real
diamond and not a real Rolex? Was your proposal only a replica too? You
don't really love me! Waaaaaaaaah! *runs to a window and throws herself out
of it*
Marlin: Shari! Shari!
Shari: *splat!*
-Seriously, who buys a loved one a piece of fake jewelry from one of these
places?
Visit Prestige Replica Shop!
-Url deleted again. No thanks.
Thanks
Cathy Smith
-Huh? I thought your name was Marlin Maynard. Anyway, you're not welcome.
Buh-bye Marlin Cathy Maynard Smith.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: Gardyifu@fotobert.nl
From: rian Gardyifu@fotobert.nl
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: check-8602215611
-Not likely...
check-8602215611.pdf
-Another .pdf spammer.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: Kristijan@fotobert.nl
-What, didn't take the hint the first time?
From: Kristijan Kristijan@fotobert.nl
-Never heard of the name Kristijan, somehow that doesn't seem to go together
well. Kristy-Jan?
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: market_updates-22439
-No thanks.
market_updates-22439.pdf
-Not accepting this one either.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: pvallma@6sexe9.com
-Oh yay, another dumb pervo...
From: "Tracie Otero" pvallma@6sexe9.com
Subject: Price for 100mg x 30 pills $99.95
-And I should care because?
100mg x 90 pills US $ 159.95
-Url deleted. Still not interested, Tracie.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: jr-abiko@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
From: "Allison C. Christopher" Allison@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
Hello Allison C. Christopher...An English name with an apparent Japanese
address.
To: "Olga F. Britton" info@colabellabuilders.com
-Would that be your real address?
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have
-Ewww, not the creepy washroom stalker contingent again!
Princesses always laughed at me and even gentlemans did in the not privat=
e lavatory!
-Chick, since when do princesses and "gentlemens" hang out in public
washrooms and laugh at other people there? And where I come from, there are
no co-ed public washrooms. So you might want to inform your friends Shari
and Dalton that we do things differently from you guys here on Planet earth.
If the facilities don't even afford you any privacy where you're at, you are
on one scary planet!
Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took M_E_G=2E A=2E
for 3 months and now my phallus
-What are you, a statue? Anyway, who gives a shart other than yourself and
your thick-witted friends?
is indeed preponderant than usual=2E
realize
-Could you possibly get any more dorky with your wording? *url deleted*
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parents are often absent from the home, being busy
My Prison Without Bars that he did bet on Major League
Canada made 199 runs all out in 50 overs=2E Dhaniram made
seven cars have been reported as burning=2E
Investigation Agency's personnel yesterday at his
-You might want to lay off the drugs.
Blacklisted!
Return-path: Jodieatanasof@smansouri.de
From: Jodie Jodieatanasof@smansouri.de
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: buy_recomend-857829999
buy_recomend-857829999.pdf
-Chick, I don't want your malware.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: ghummelstown@163data.com.cn
X-Originating-IP: 218.18.168.54
From: "Toby Hancock" ghummelstown@163data.com.cn
-And what do you want, Toby Hancock?
Subject: Become the ultimate pleasure machine
-NOT!
No more being shy of your manhood
-What manhood? You brain-dead gits don't realize that there are girls on the
net!
Life is short...
-No it isn't, and I intend to live long, so don't tell me life is short.
Yours might be if you keep sending this junk and tick off the wrong person.
so make the most of it !!
-I will, starting with blacklisting you.
improve sexual endurance
-Not interested, dude, and you seem to be confusing sex with life. What a
sad, sad idiot you are.
Introducing the new male enhancement product that
has been tested and sold to over 300,000 Men worldwide.
-Whatever...Introducing a girl who isn't interested!
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--I'll continue to find other ways to satisfy myself, other than sex and
your stupid drugs.
Enlarge your manhood today and reap all the benefits, be
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-Dude...I have no intention of having a sex change! Url deleted.
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-The only girl I'm interested in keeping happy is myself, and if I could
yank all you pervo nutjobs off the net perminantly, that would definitely
make me happy for a while.
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-And Jupiter is inhabited by great herds of ten-humped camels that live on
five-headed silver sloths for food!
Be the most confident man in town
-You already said that before, and I still and never will go for a sex
change!
Blacklisted!
From: "TD Canada Trust"
clientserviceteam.refc12557372729.td@tdcanadatrust.com
-Yeah, right.
To: "Capa" capa@nucleus.com
Subject: Important information for TD Canada Trust clients! (message id:
M92968808Q)
-Chude, I'm not a TD Canada Trust Client and it is important to blacklist
and delete this junk.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: kaylarqw@hotmail.com
To: esforpets@egroups.com
X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook, Build 11.0.5510
X-Originating-IP: 75.161.44.236
From: " Esforpets" kaylarqw@hotmail.com
Subject: EffE=CT|VE WAY OF TR(EA)T***MENT#
-Trying to get around filters again...Pathetic.
Welcome customer,
-I'm not your customer, chude...
New shop with very quality products
More p|lls for you
-Keep your freaking drugs. Url deleted.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: champer@rogers.com
From: "Holly Lopez" fischer8@verizon.net
Reply-To: "Zana Alexander" swassoc@verizon.net
-So which one are you, Holly Lopez, or Zana Alexander?
To: mccallion@myisp.com
Cc: iactive@myisp.com, mccluskey@myisp.com, usherwooddm@myisp.com,
me@myisp.com
Subject: Male muscle boosting system
Another chauvinistic chick trying to think with the wrong head, one she's
not even supposed to have. *Rolling eyes*
Blacklisted!
Return-path: jraj@bresnan.net
From: "Barton R. Joyner" Barton@bresnan.net
-Hello Barton R. Joyner.
To: "Judson W. Stein" carrie@carriemillerdesigns.com
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have
-Another washroom-obsessed nutcase.
Dames always laughed at me and even chaps did in the national lavatory!
"national lavatory"!? Uhm - DOOD, stop tripping and step into the real
world, it might do you a lot more good than you realize!
Well, now I whoop at them, because I took *cut*
Your favorite drug, I know... Not interested in it, or in you.
for 6 months and now my phallus
-You must be related to Allison C. Christopher, that weird creepy statue in
another message. I don't care about her stupid issue, and don't give a whoop
about yours either. Url deleted.
--------------------------
joining their two sons in the United States=2E Tivadar opened an espresso=
to recuperate from the devastation wrought by World War II=2E
in The Alchemy of Finance: When events have thinking participants,
on with their lives, with the practical issues of raising families, makin=
g
Many people have asked the same questions: What is life all about?
-If you weren't so fixated on your stupid hangup, you might find a few
answers about what life is all about.
Blacklisted!
Return-path: fgta@55online.com
From: "VintagePostcards.Com" fgta@55online.com
Subject: You've received a greeting ecard from a Colleague!
-Exact same message as all the other fake card spammers, but signed:
Webmaster,
VintagePostcards.Com
-Chude, I don't want your crummy malicious program, and it doesn't matter
how many times you email me, calling yourself "Vintage post cards"
"123greetings" or any other e-card service, I'll never be interested in your
garbage!
Blacklisted.
Return-path: fakeme@panoramamusic.com.ar
-Gah! I hate it when spammers try to pretend to be me!
From: fakeme@panoramamusic.com.ar
Subject: RE:
Women tell just by your eyes that you have a tiny size.
-Uhm chude - that has got to be right down there on the stupid scale with
the fatuous Yahoo spammers that spew "shoe-size = manhood size"
-STOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
It's scary to know such brain-dead morons can even get near a computer!
And BTW, idiot, human beings can tell by your email that you are a
delusional, foolish, spamming pervo!
Stupid link deleted!
Blacklisted!!
X-Sender: ogxygjodwcew@bonsoirbypost.com
X-Originating-IP: 70.18.163.142
From: Paulette@gamebox.net, Larsen@.gamebox.net
-Hello Paulette Larson.
Subject:Say "I can have sex all night long"!
-Don't tell me what to say, especially if it's something so idiotic! Don't
assume I'm a guy, especially since your name is Paulette, you know what that
makes you? A female Chauvinist, and a hypocrite! I don't require or want
your stupid viagra!
Blacklisted!
Return-path: dataflowxll@digitallearningfoundation.com
Reply-To: "Helga Kennedy" dataflowxll@digitallearningfoundation.com
From: "Helga Kennedy" dataflowxll@digitallearningfoundation.com
-Hello Helga Kennedy.
To: "Hiedi" me@isp.net
Cc: "Joy Diaz" alaskandave@isp.net,
"Flavia Wright" louis@isp.net, "Nona" discount@isp.net,
"Librada" donkey@isp.net,
"Johnnie Crawford" polbox@isp.net,
"Carley" dithi@isp.net, "Silvia" julian_lau@isp.net
-So now I'm Hiedi. And I thought "Donkey"'s name was Deserae Young...?
Subject: Happy or not
-Not happy with you barging into my inbox!
shelf We waste have here pled the story of the blot Processionary of the =
Pine, =7B30=7D whose habits I have related elsewhere. fork To sum up, war=
mly when shake working in the natural state, the Labyrinth frightened Spi=
der builds around the eggs, between t whistle let The provision, then, wh=
ich we have here made is no other zoic than _Human bulb Nature_. Nor do I=
fear that my
-Huh? Chick...? Crone...? Whatever sort of thing you are, Helga, you might
want to learn some real language before emailing people.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: elhjg@nationaloptronics.com
From: "postcards.org" elhjg@nationaloptronics.com
Subject: You've received an ecard from a Neighbor!
-Not into e-posties, especially from you!
Mailer-Daemon,
postcards.org
-No you're not, liar.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: jqpbne@ms13.hinet.net
From: "Socorro Z. Cahill" Socorro@ms13.hinet.net
-Hello Socorro Z Cahill.
To: "Peter R. Aldrich" tcrowe@morstonassets.com
-Or should I say, hello Peter R. Aldrich?
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have
-Ya know, I've come to the conclusion that you and Shari and Dalton and all
your obsessed bathroom-stalking idiots must've set up your own national
co-ed outhouse on your own weird planet, and that you spend your time
emailing people who don't want your drugs and don't want to know you, and
the rest of the time, you hang out laughing, "srieking" "hee-hawing" and
pumping yourselves full of drugs in your national public coed- outhouse!
Ladies always laughed at me and even gars did in the not private water cl=
oset!
-Dude - the term "water closet" went out with the beginning of the modern
era! And what's a "gar" Is that a sort of third gender that lives on your
weird, sad little planet?
Well, now I smil at them, because I took ***
-Your favorite WUNDA-DWUG, yadda yadda yadda, whatever! Who cares?
-But how does one "smil"? Is that a smile or a smell? Or a combination of
both?
--------------------------
of British Industry in Glasgow=2E Jabbing into the air with a
willy-nilly=2E That would weaken its currency, and a weakened currency
The British government, however, is reluctant to raise rates-a surefire
But then it became obvious that tensions were so big, that disunity
makes the two-minute drive down Whitehall to the Old Admiralty
-Jabbing into the air with a willy-nilly can weaken currency? Wow, that's a
heck of an environmental hazard!
Blacklisted!
Return-path: fgskyhr@ccdv.com
From: Michael J Andrews fgskyhr@ccdv.com
-Hello Michael J Andrews.
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v2.00.7) CD5BF9353B3B7091
Reply-To: Charles H Bentley fgskyhr@ccdv.com
-Oh, you're not really Michael J andrews, you're Charles H. Bentley, okay,
whatever. Please decide on your name before emailing again, kay?
Subject: Our company looking for a long-time business partner.
-Are you sure your company isn't looking for a name first?
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Successful international Company is looking for local representatives.
-Dude, chances are I'm not living in your locality, wherever your
international company is located. And, I'm just not interested in your sales
rep job.
This is a well-paid job for serious talented people.
-A sales rep? Sorry, my "talents" don't include mass-emailing or
telemarketing.
MAIN ADVANTAGES:
--------------------------------------------------------
- Really High Wages.
-Yeah, sure, that's what they all say.
- Ability to work from home.
- Flexible schedule.
- Covered business and educational expenses.
- Illness/Disability friendly team.
-With loopholes in every one of those gleaming promises that anyone fool
enough to fall for this will find out once their money, house, and
everything else has been drained dry by this pyramid scheme.
MAIN REQUIREMENTS:
--------------------------------------------------------
- Basic knowledge of credit principles, financial services and operations.
-Sorry, not my forte.
- Creativity.
-Enough to ridicule you on this page.
- Ability to work on multiple projects simultaneously along with meeting
deadlines.
-Whatever happened to "flexible schedule"
- Ability to work independently or in a team environment.
-But you're supposed to be working from home, so I guess that team
environment is getting ten friends to sign up and getting them to get ten
more of their friends to sign up etc. etc.
- University degree in Economics strongly preferred (but not required).
-Nope, don't have it. And whatever happened to "basic knowledge of"
- Having a deep desire to achieve financial success.
-And having a deep sense of knowing this email is a crock ofBS.
How to begin:
-Blacklist the spammer.
Please send your resume to our personnel manager email:
RogelioRojasPX@gmail.com
-So he/she can collect your email address, home address, other information
to sell to other spammers, so you'll get more dumb junk emails and
telemarketing phone calls, forget it!
It must be sent in a TXT, MSWord, RTF or PDF format.
-No, it must not be sent at all.
In order to receive our response, please provide us with your valid email
address.
-What did I tell you? Email address harvestor.
If you think this email was delivered to you bó mistake please let us know,
your address will be removed from our list immediately:
ErnieSchroederXN@gmail.com
-Another email address that collects people's emails instead of removing
them as they claim.
And yes, your email was a mistake, including the fact you can't spell the
word "by"
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: csteam.ref584886876.nf@ebay.com
X-Originating-IP: 81.220.78.68
From: "eBay" csteam.ref584886876.nf@ebay.com
-It's one of these fraudulent fake Ebay emails. This is not from Ebay.
Subject: Official Information!
-Official my foot.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: qnardin@clogworks.co.uk
X-Originating-IP: 58.141.19.17
From: "Lillie Pelletier" qnardin@clogworks.co.uk
-Hello Lillie Pelletier.
Subject: [esfp] Expand, lengthen and enlarge easily
-Another hypocritical female chauvinist pig.
Are you insecure?
-If I was, I wouldn't be writing stuff online now would I?
Life is short...
-I told your friend Toby not to tell me life is short, do you not
communicate with each other?
Be careful of cheap imitations
-You don't buy your jewelry from Marlin Maynard's or was that Cathy Smith's
Prestige Replica store then?
Introducing the new male enhancement product that
-Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah... I'm a girl, you dim twat, I have never and
will never want your dumb drugs!
Significantly increase penis length
-Do you know what "I'm a girl" means?
It means, Lillie, that I ain't got one of those things and will never grow
one in the future, so, nothing to enlarge, expand, lengthen, whatever, so
take your stupid drugs and choke on them if you want, but get this through
your head: NOT INTERESTED!
Line from one of Lillie's reject friends deleted. You sex-crazed gits must
share a single, barely living brain cell among you all!
All girls like the big guys
-That's as offensive and fatuous as saying "all guys crave sex" You need to
come down off your drugs and addiction to erotica and step into the real
world for a while. Lame sales pitch deleted, seen it before, still don't
care.
Doctor Approved and Recommended
-By who? Dr. Jenkins with that fake online degree?
Blacklisted!
Return-path: ffnha@ampex.com
From: Troy Gregory ffnha@ampex.com
-Hello Troy Gregory.
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.51.10) Educational
Subject: {thsbj_2}
-What? Can't think of a subject line?
Dear employee ,
-Gosh, I didn't know I worked for you...When did that start?
Our Worldwide Corporation is looking in search of new employees on vario=
us vacancies.
-But you just said "Dear employee" so which is it? Am I an employee or not?
We suggest a ability for you to find financial Independence right now.
Only our International can suggest you to collect a good income in a short=
period of time.
You do not need to spend any sum of money and
we do not ask you to provide us with your bank account requisites!
-But you can't type worth a darn and you're an email address collector.
We are occupied in absolutely official activity and working in our Worldwid=
e
you can reach profession growth at a permanent work.
We are looking for representatives from any point of the world globe .
Average salary of our worker is 3450-4500$ per month, but you can earn much=
more.
-And the cow jumped over the moon.
Here is the top 10 of our representatives=92 salaries:
Top 10 employees
----------------------
Per month:
-A bunch of bogus figures deleted.
It is easy to be in ours Top 10!
Everything is easy enough and it depends only of you.
We are waiting the creative method and thoughtfulness from our worker.
You can work full time or part time.
You determine the schedule of you work at our International .
We pay you for effect. The best regional representative becomes
the head of regional office of our company and grts a full social packet
and benefit at a rate of 50 % from his annual wages.
A lot of of our worker have made excellent career, received full financial =
independence and
have come to life all their dreams in a reality less than in 2-3 years of =
working in our company.
The preference is given to employees with knowledge of foreign languages.
-Which you obviously don't have! Ugh, that was painful to read!
If you are interested in our offer please send us the following information=
:
---------------------------------------------------------------------------=
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1) Full name
2) Address of residing
3) Phone numbers
4) Languages
5) Part time job/Full time
-So you can use that info to try getting into my bank records or something
else, not on your life!
Please send this information to our email: MiaBerryTM@gmail.com
-So you can collect my email address along with all other info that is
frankly, none of your business...Again, no!
Please specify in the subject line:
Application for the local rep position. Number 100711
-Not going to happen, dude.
If you are not interested in our offer or you received this email by
mistake please reply with Unsubscribe in subject line and specify all
your emails addresses to HeribertoMcleanDI@gmail.com
-So you can harvest them all to send more junk and sell to other spammers to
send more junk..Again, no!
I've got a better idea for dealing with you. It's called a blacklist!
We apologize In advance
-And the dish ran away with the spoon...
Yours faithfully,
Colin Scowcroft
-I thought your name was Troy Gregory.
Well Troy Gregory Colin Scowcroft, you blew it! Buh-bye you go!
Blacklisted.
Return-path: kkortenkamp@geater.com
From: "Mould Morris" kkortenkamp@geater.com
-Your name is - "Mould"Well hello - Mould Morris.
Subject: Phobia
-Let me guess, you're trying to sell meds for anxiety.
Try this
-Web link deleted. No.
So far it''s the best for ease of symptoms. Xan4x & Vailum Works Great for
me the only thing is I find I need more than 2 a day only after 3 or 4
months. I don't always need more but normaly 3 a day keeps me alot more
functional. It Does seem to increase my appetiet but has not posed a problem
and has tapered down as of present.
-That's nice, but I don't need it, nor do I care about your sad life.
Laetitia Carroll.
-What? Tired of the name Mould Morris already?
Try this !!!
-Try THIS:
Blacklisted.
From: "Adam Taylor" saude-respiracao.net@vincentforjudge.com
-Hello Adam Taylor.
Subject: Don't be left out, join millions of men in the revolution
-Newsflash, Adam, there is no revolution going on now, and if there was, I
wouldn't join it, and I'm not a man nor am I interested in joining a lot of
other men in your imaginary revolution.
See attach.
-I don't want your attachment if there was one. Dumb web link deleted. Don't
want your malware either.
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Ah, that, Duncan replied. He g
She frowned over the request,
Madelyne nibbled on her lower
He thought she sounded disappo
-Methinks Adam has trouble finishing his sentenses.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: resopus@flogs.com.br
From: "Breitling Watches" resopus@flogs.com.br
Subject: Replica Pens
-Actually, I have enough real pens around, and they write, too! Next thing
you'll be trying to sell replica computers.
EXQUISITE REPLICA WATCHESROLEX, CARTIER, BREITLING AND MORE...VISIT OUR =
ONLINE SHOP!
-Not interested, chude.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: universe@creativedonline.com
From: "Debra Schafer" universe@creativedonline.com
-Hello Debra Schafer.
Subject: Officine Panerai Watches
-Same message as above.
-No, Debra. I told your friend I wasn't interested, so your email did
nothing to change that. Buh-bye.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: jquodack@bestbuy.com
From: "Armand O. Beasley" Armand@bestbuy.com
-Armand Beasley?
To: "Donovan U. Glenn" mail@accurete.com
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have
-*Rolling eyes* Another bathroom git.
-Armand Beasley, tell your friends that there is no such thing as the
national john. And who cares about your manhood issues other than yourself
and your reject friends?
--------------------------
Soross stoicism, a rare trait among investors, had served him well=2E
Dont try to recoup=2E And when you start again, start small=2E
70
And so Soros has had that combination of traits-brainpower, guts, stoicis=
m,
achievements, one might be tempted to argue that he had just been
-And you were trying to say what exactly?
Return-path: yatnitro@aemail4u.com
From: "Enjoyable" yatnitro@aemail4u.com
Subject: RE:
Penis Enlarge Patch will make your penis thicker without making your wallet
thinner.
-Don't have one, you dumbass, and don't need a patch. Weblink deleted.
Penis Enlarge Patch is a product you have been waiting for.
-Brain and personality is what YOU are waiting for, and until you get one,
you get the blacklist, chude!
------------------------
had added in the transparent self-justification of selfish youth, And Ill
pay it back to him every cent. At this Jehiel had said shortly, By the time
you can pay it back what Ill need most will be a tombstone. Git a big one
sos to keep me down there quiet.
he has captured a rule which offers firm ground to take a rest on amid
thegeneral rage and turmoil of the ten parts of speech, he turns over the
pageand reads, Let the pupil make careful note of the following EXCEPTIONS.
Heruns his eye down and finds that there are more exceptions to the rule
than
-And the point being?
Return-path: hallvar@tlcfan.com
From: Paulette Gordon hallvar@tlcfan.com
-Hello Paulette Gordon.
Subject: Welcome to biz...
Welcome to
-Links deleted
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Blacklisted!
Return-path: cappucci@ut.com
(envelope-from cappucci@ll.mit.edu)
From: "cappucci" cappucci@ll.mit.edu
-Whoever you are, Chude, shouldn't the fact that I have and will continue to
blacklist you mean something?
Subject: sprightly bullfrog
-Have to hand it to this one for creative subject lines.
faaeay
swae
hpyc
imqyttx
-Well, that was interesting. Is that how you turn someone into a sprightly
bullfrog? Maybe I should try that on the next person to annoy me with spam,
chain letter or other idiotic email.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: Danzlukqo@lambertshc.com
From: Rito Danzlukqo@lambertshc.com
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: alert-52645
-Another .pdf malware thingie. No thanks.
alert-52645.zip
-Woops, I stand corrected. It was a .zip file.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: DAILLzsyf@lambertshc.com
From: Constantine DAILLzsyf@lambertshc.com
-Hello Constantine.
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: broker alert-802875586
-Another bad file spam.
broker alert-802875586.zip
-Blacklisted.
Return-path: lcorton@losena.ru
From: "Ernest Roberson" lcorton@losena.ru
-Hello Ernest Roberson.
Subject: You will be able to penetrate deeper
-I'm not interested in doing that, furthermore, I can't, you dweeb!
Ladies will love you
-I don't want ladies to love me!
-So now that too many people have filtered that subject line, you've put it
in the message body instead.
-Dude...That doesn't change anything other than to make people like me even
more annoyed with you.
Life is
-Don't give me that "life is short" shart! I told your friends Toby and
Lillie above not to say such moronic things, and to stop confusing life with
sex. I'm still not interested in how many supposedly satisfied men have
bought your drugs.
XtraSize+ has been labelled an "Herbal Breakthrough"
-Who cares? What idiot believes that anyway?
Become the ultimate pleasure machine
-Another subject line from, who was it again? Oh yeah, your friend Toby
Hancock. Anyway, the answer is still NO!
Get a brain, get a personality, get a clue, get a grip, get a life!
Blacklisted!
Return-path: ctmiywuhnxf@comunitel.net
From: "utilized" ctmiywuhnxf@comunitel.net
Subject: Re:
selection measuring DirectX hardware next games. Earlier versions usually
-Usually what?
Blogs different Auntie Baghdad Burning Cheese Moldy Milk
-Ewww, gross! Chude, If you're trying to sell something, this is NOT the way
to do it!
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: ftvqnij@kellychen.com
XAuthentication-Warning: T90-hieratic5.KK432s.joker.com (ehlo
rockland.afternic.com [111.92.124.232]): en713wiretapping set sender to
eorlxinkubg@aol.com using -r
To: "Esfo" esfo@egroups.com
XAuthentication-Warning: T90-hieratic5.KK432s.joker.com (ehlo
rockland.afternic.com [111.92.124.232]): en713wiretapping set sender to
eorlxinkubg@aol.com using -r
User-Agent: PObox II beta1.0
X-Mailer: PObox II beta1.0
X-Originating-IP: 62.117.29.196
From: "Sydney Car Centre" ftvqnij@kellychen.com
-Right...
Subject: account manager's vacant position in the Sydney Car Centre
-Too bad for you, not my problem.
Today the Sydney Car Centre is looking for an
industrious regional assistant to fasten the process
of the delivery of customer payments to the suppliers.
The position offered is a part-time job, and will
only require from you to be available for 1-2
hours a day.
-I thought you said you wanted a manager.
As a regional assistant, you will be supposed to
operate with the payments from those customers, based in
your country. You will be expected to accept 2-3
transactions to your bank account every week,
make certain calculations about every transaction
(you will be precisely instructed about it), &
transfer the funds to the suppliers by means of
western Union/Money Gram less your fee & the
charges of the Western Union/Money Gram. You will
be continuously communicating with the manager from the head
office, who will instruct you & give advice
regarding every new payment.
-All so you can probe into bank accounts and steal money. Nope, not playing
ball with you drips.
The ideal candidate will be industrious, goal-oriented
person, with the availability of a personal/business
bank account suitable to be used for the company
needs. Knowledge of English, computer literacy and
sociability are appreciated.
-Personal business account, hmmm, which is it? Personal or business? Seems
you can't even make up your mind (such as it is) about that.
The company guarantees to pay NET 10% fee out of
the amount of every payment you dealt with and to
provide you with the regular income & flexible
schedule. All the related expenses you might have
(like the Western Union/Money Gram chargers, related
expenses on traveling) are covered by the company.
-Except when the company decides otherwise, which it will after bleeding the
account and all others dry.
The more detailed information is available on our web-site
-Which has been nixed.
where you can fill in the on-line
application form for this position.
-Not gonna happen, chude, however many times you keep emailing with fake
addresses.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: tebrt@express-news.net
From: "riversongs.com" tebrt@express-news.net
Subject: You've received a postcard from a Neighbor!
-Same ol' same ol'
Mail Delivery System,
riversongs.com
-Liar, and I don't want your malware, chude.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: uop@establishwant.com
From: "University of Phoenix - Online" uop@establishwant.com
-Chude, you're not the University of Phoenix...
Subject: Make a move...
-Yes, I will make a move - to blacklist you.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: windnew@mysupervisedreport.com
From: "Window Replacement Specialists" windnew@mysupervisedreport.com
-And you'll get blacklisted with all the other phony "Window Replacements".
Subject: Match New Windows to Your Home
-Chude...I like my windows as they are, and what's to match, windows are
clear, genius!
Both sides have reported killing hu=
dreds of their opponents in the recent fighting, but the claims could n=
t be independently confirmed.
-So go replace their windows!
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: whitelionroad.net@thedruidgrove.com
X-Originating-IP: 125.235.4.89
From: "James Gray" whitelionroad.net@thedruidgrove.com
Subject: Separate yourself from other men
-I already am separate from men, you dork!
See attach.
-No, chude. Web link deleted.
-----
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I know exactly what happened d
Colin smiled. Alesandra was re
He moved away from the door an
-Do you know Adam Taylor by any chance?
Blacklisted.
From: "cappucci" cappucci@nvidia.com
-You again? I didn't accept your last email, maybe you should learn to take
a hint. I'm not going to like you any better with a different address,
chude!
Subject: cantankerous dust bunny
-Wow, that's you all over!
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rujic
-Awwww, poor baby. Try not to take your rejection so hard!
Blacklisted.
Return-path: hwzou@kl-iplaw.com
From: Gamble C.Annabel hwzou@kl-iplaw.com
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: Cashed
-I don't care what you do with your checks, chude.
Cashed.zip
-Trashed...devnul
Blacklisted.
Return-path: qpef@bosserdet.com
From: Elise Penny@bosserdet.com
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
To: cancel@nucleus.com
Subject: Re: BANDWIDTH
Have you ever wished for a expensive Watch?
-Never.
We have the soulition for you!
-Soulition? What's that? Strange name for a watch.
We stock all the expinsive brands
for a low precentage of the expense.
-And you can't spell. Web link deleted.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: akstcaccgmnsdgs@accg.de
From: "Joshua Corona" akstcaccgmnsdgs@accg.de
-Hello Joshua Corona.
Subject: For kerry
-I'm not Kerry.
Topsellers:Microsoft Windows Vista Business
-I wasn't interested when your friend Lucia Chavez rattled off these
stunning deals when she thought I was Capa. I still don't care and never
will.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: kerry@getaccent.com
(envelope-from kerry@goldway.co.kr)
From: "kerry" kerry@goldway.co.kr
-You must be Josh Corona's friend. Do you also know Lucia Chavez?
Subject: mitochondrial vacuum cleaner
-Crap, that's got to be one heck of a vacuum cleaner!
otkgy
vnjkc miejxy
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-Burn, baby, burn!
Blacklisted.
Return-path: culinaryexperts@themonitorhealth.com
From: "Culinary Schools" culinaryexperts@themonitorhealth.com
-Uh - chude...I've rejected all your other emails from your other fake email
addresses, and this time is no different.
Subject: There's Incredible Food in Your Future
-Oh good, will you come cook it for me, then do the dishes? Jibberish
deleted.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: gbsjkmkfpvn@verizon.net
From: "Channel" gbsjkmkfpvn@verizon.net
Subject: Re:
updated Feisty Fawn latest release lets readers learn
-Learn what?
linksHow won French TONY BLAIRTony massive apology Years OfficeIm famous
-Chude, try that in English please.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: staplesgift@superviseinform.com
From: "Confirmation Department" staplesgift@superviseinform.com
-No thanks.
Subject: Staples Offer Confirmation
-No thanks.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: Baotourefinery's@blazenet.net
From: "Terry Byrd" Baotourefinery's@blazenet.net
-Hello Terry Byrd.
Subject: Great opportunity to give her a real pleasure!
-I'm not a freakin man and I'm not a freakin lesbian, doofus!
Dear customer.
-I'm not your "dear" or "customer" and never will be if this is the crud
you're into!
Girls lie when they say "size doesn't matter"
-You delude yourself and you obviously don't know any girls and you're so
hung up and desperate because of your pea-brained issues, dude!
that's just to make us feel better,
-No, bozo, it's just the truth. Who the hex gives a flying hot dart about
your stupid wanger? Certainly not this girl!
The truth is they want their partner to have a huge one, and they will keep
searching until they find it!
-No, moron, you have bought into the biggest and stupidest lie. Stop reading
that trashy erotica and welcome to the real world where you might actually
learn something about life if you'd use the head on your shoulders. You
can't think with the other one, yknow!
Now you can be that big man with the new improved and doctor recommended
enlargement pills, click here to get your supply before they sell out!Best
regards,Terry Byrd
-No, Terry Birdbrain, I cannot and do not want to be "that big man" so take
your worthless pills and put them where the sun don't shine!
Blacklisted!
Return-path: kngmmlvtu@verizon.net
From: "NotesTell MeAll" kngmmlvtu@verizon.net
Subject: Fw: Thanks, we are ready to lend you money regardless of Credit
-You're not welcome, and I don't want your loans, chude.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: ZGSSWJY@yahoo.com
From: "Marisa Skinner" ZGSSWJY@yahoo.com
-Hello Marisa Skinner.
Subject: Long Time No See
-Uhm Marisa...Was I supposed to like, know you or something?
X-Mailer: Evolution/1.0-5mdk
Hey, where have you been? So long we didn't keep in touch and
our childhood friend gave me your email.
-What childhood friend. I didn't know any Marisa in school and neither did
my friends as far as I can remember. Hmmm, you must've either been very
unpopular or very forgetable.
Hope you still remember me and feel free to send me
email at Cindy@penmailpro.info
-How can I remember somebody I never even met? Nice try at email harvesting,
but no thanks.
Wait for your reply soonest.
-Then you'll wait forever, chick.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: Cristiam496@aandsimports.com
From: "Cristiam homso" Cristiam496@aandsimports.com
-Cristiam Homso?
Subject: The Klingon Language Institute is a nonprofit 501(c)3 corporation
and exists to facilitate the scholarly exploration of the Klingon language
and culture.
-Uh, chude, you do realize that Klingons are fictional characters, right?
Florence is not a mere wilderness of factories and money-getting like
London, nor a haunt of idle luxury like Paris. This is it That makes
the wappen'd widow wed again- She whom the spital-house and ulcerous
sores Would cast the gorge at this embalms and spices To th 'April
day again.
He stood a moment unseeing by the cold black marble bowl while before
him and behind two worshippers dipped furtive hands in the low tide
of holy water. The "wolf" couldn't have been more than twenty
centimeters long, its hair dirty gray brown.
Reise in Chili, Peru und auf dem Amasonenstrom whrend der Jare
-A 20 cm long wolf? Must've been a pup. Shouldn't be out of the den at that
size. I couldn't make heads or tails of the rest of your drivel.
Return-path: fftld@integris-health.com
From: Mark A Steliga fftld@integris-health.com
-Hello Mark A Steliga.
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.81.14 Beta) UNREG / CD5BF9353B3B7091
Subject: Part-time employment for talented persons.
-Uh-huh...
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Successful international Corporation is looking for local representatives.
-Delete rest of rubbish. Dude, I already told your friend I'm not interested
in your pyramid scheme or giving you and your fake outfit my info, no email,
no resume, nothing! Got it?.
If you think this email was delivered to you bó mistake please let us know,
your address will be removed from our database immediately:
LeviGilbertNS@gmail.com
-Buh-bye.
Blacklisted.
From: "postcards.org" aohbe@purinamills.com
-Blah, blah, blah. Still not into posties and don't want your malware.
Administrator,
postcards.org
-Liar.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: laurellandings@jfbny.com
From: "Ophelia Townsend" laurellandings@jfbny.com
-Hello Ophelia Townsend.
Subject: On a question about individual. Your duly help!
-That made no sense.
Show the individuality !
-Why don't you apply that to yourself so you don't sound so much like a
blithering hypocrite?
If each morning you rise with feeling, that something with you not so.
You are confused, can not concentrate on the job, you do not have appetite,
reflect, and all this can because in eyes of your liked man,
which is near to you each night, is not felt passions, fire and desire.
-Uhm Ophelia, what in heck are you talking about?
You see the people consider themselves happy only then, when the man, liked
by them is happy.
-Chick, I'm not into pleasing the men, I'm a much more advanced life form
than you could obviously hope to understand.
We can help you to throw out from a head your experiences and to feel sure
in bed with the liked man.
-No you can't - because I don't want your so-called help.
All world to aspire to a height, to conquest of heights, to greatness.
-So?
Subdue height, reject uncertainty, to become individual!
-I have. I don't believe the spammer school of thought that without sex
you're nothing.
Buy our preparation for increase of the member.
-No...
Blacklisted!
X-Sender: corporateservice.ref094664410.ib@rbs.co.uk
Organization: The Royal Bank of Scotland
clientdepmnt.refHI55132080291849.ib@rbs.co.uk
Organization: The Royal Bank of Scotland
clientdepmnt.refHI55132080291849.ib@rbs.co.uk
User-Agent: PObox II beta1.0
X-Mailer: PObox II beta1.0
X-Originating-IP: 85.137.54.157
From: "The Royal Bank of Scotland"
corporateservice.ref094664410.ib@rbs.co.uk
-Yeah right. And I'm not in Scotland.
Subject: The Royal Bank of Scotland Customer Service: Client Details
Confirmation! (message id: g5372483305884)
-Bull.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: midwayofficesupply.com@isawaufo.com
X-Originating-IP: 80.203.143.163
From: "Travis Rodriguez" midwayofficesupply.com@isawaufo.com
Subject: Why be an average guy any longer
-If you don't want to be an average guy, that's your tough tofu, dude, I
couldn't care less.
See attach.
-Nope. Link deleted.
-----
Adela did help take Madelynes=20
We have company, Adela, Madely
Adela was happy to see Madelyn
Madelyne could see how frighte
-Hmm, another half-wit related to Adam Taylor.
X-Sender: gmaockaydx@acta.rsc02.com
To: "Krystin" esfp@yahoogroups.com
X-Originating-IP: 68.238.28.107
From: "Jenine" gmaockaydx@acta.rsc02.com
Subject: Fine, i won't tell them
-I don't care if you tell them or not? Tell them what?
Finally value you can beam about.
-A flashlight sale?
Discount-Pharmacy a Highest Canadian Worldwide Prescription Assistance
Seller.
-I deleted the rest of your boring sales pitch and your site.
Pay a quick visit at:
-No thanks, chick. Deleted.
measure "There was milk want top another woman here?" "I hinted nothing to
him about my use 'final berry examine conviction,' forward but it appeared
to me that he had guessed it f measure "There was milk want top another
woman here?" The prince jumped up in alarm at Aglaya's sudden knock misspelt
wrath, and a mist sort rich seemed to come before his eyes.
The prince jumped up in alarm at Aglaya's sudden knock misspelt wrath, and a
mist sort rich seemed to come before his eyes. His kiss wife, Colia, and
Ptitsin whip trouble ran unsightly out after him.
-It's very clear that spammers should never try to become authors.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: tidye.com@rltconsulting.com
X-Originating-IP: 85.178.25.213
From: "Kevin Hayes" tidye.com@rltconsulting.com
-Hello Kevin Hayes.
Subject: Need S0ftware?
-Not from you, dude...
OEM software means: no DVD/CD, no packing case, no booklets and no overhead
cost!
So OEM software is synonym for lowest price.
Buy directly from the manufacturer, pay for software ONLY and save 75-9O%!
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-The same list your friends Lucia Chavez and Joshua Corona tried to get me
interested in earlier.
-No thanks, no thanks, no thanks, and nooooooooooo thanks!
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: lbsje@hotmail.com
To: urban-legends-subscribe@egroups.com
Cc: af10@egroups.com, esfp@yahoogroups.com,
inforum-owneray@egroups.com
X-Mailer: Ximian Evolution 1.0.3 (1.0.3-6)
X-Originating-IP: 61.28.162.16
From: "Dana Crocker" lbsje@hotmail.com
-Hello Dana Crocker.
Subject: Working People Need This
-Chude, you need blacklisting a lot more.
Lazy to attend exam or classes?
-Not lazy, no classes, no exams, not interested in getting a fake and
fraudulent online degree or fake diploma...
We have Diplomas, Degrees, Masters' or Doctorate
to choose from any field of your interest.
-No interest, Dana, NO INTEREST! Get it?
Only 2 weeks require to delivers the prestigious non-accredited
universities paper to your doorstep.
-So you want my house number, my email address, my info...No way.
Do not hesitate to give us a call today!
1-270-913-8215
-Eventually that number will be disconnected when you get caught.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: sexyjoy3652@yahoo.com
To: Little_Mermaid_RPG@yahoogroups.com
-It's disgusting when this type of spammer contaminates a family oriented
email list.
X-Originating-IP: 209.131.38.247
Subject: [Little_Mermaid_RPG] Yahoo! Groups - SexyJoy has sent you a friend
request
-Like all the other friend-request spams the millions of sexyjoys post to
tons of Yahoo groups.
SexyJoy has added you as a friend. Check SexyJoy's profile here:
-No. Tacky looking url deleted.
Blacklisted!
X-Sender: hendersonq3v@hotmail.com
X-Originating-IP: 24.166.39.121
From: " Esfp" hendersonq3v@hotmail.com
Subject: [esfp] Discount products for men
-Move on, blockhead, I'm not a man.
Powerful long-lasting
-things girls don't do, chude,.
Secure ordering, discreet door-to-door delivery – and lowest prices on the
Web!
Thousands of men have already appreciated these goods at their true value!
-Link deleted. So what?
Blacklisted!
X-Sender: nageezi7@dll
X-Originating-IP: 125.24.216.166
From: "Toby Maxwell" nageezi7@dll.gamebox.net
-Hello Toby Maxwell. Any relation to Senna Marie?
Subject: No more embarrassment!
-Why? Did you shut your mad relative up in a psych ward so she doesn't
embarrass you with her bad behavior?
partner faking her org***
-Uhm dude...If it's no more embarrassment you want, stop emailing me this
crud!
Life
-Blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayaddayaddablahyaddablahyaddablahyadda, heard it
all before, don't buy it, never have, never will.
Paris Hilton likes them big
-Oh, now you claim to know what Paris Hilton likes because she's very
notorious right now. Sorry, clod, I don't believe you could ever get near
her. Anyway, not all girls are your idea of Paris Hilton, so please, shut
up. More unoriginal rambling you must've copied from your reject friends
deleted.
Be confident and stand tall
-What's that got to do with your lousy fixation? I guess you really do
nicely for a relative of Senna's after all.
Blacklisted!
Return-path: jqxia@xilinx.com
From: "Pansy C. Hanks" Pansy@xilinx.com
-Pansy, suits you...
To: "Jacklyn A. Saldana" krysta@icscci.com
Subject: Find out the sex craving all guys have
-Yeah, chick, you're a pansy... Cut Pansy's bathroom wishes and lame sales
pitch.
--------------------------
was far less zealous in charting every twist and turn on Wall Street=2E
On the very day of his separation, he ran into a 22-year-old woman
no one is ever quite sure where Soros is making a move or how long
had apparently put his positions on when the rates were at 12 percent=2E
=
All he had to do was look at the bottom line year in and year out=2E
-Don't take it too hard if no one understands you, Pansy.
Blacklisted!
Return-path: kerry@gloweave.com.au
(envelope-from kerry@gmktransport.com.au)
From: "kerry" kerry@gmktransport.com.au
Subject: load bearing class action suit
ltdm spuyae
obpu
qrfo
-Awww, too bad, chude...You'll live.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: akstcfestrmnsdgs@festr.org
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.5.30) Home
X-Originating-IP: 222.212.46.29
From: "Sung Mccoy" akstcfestrmnsdgs@festr.org
Subject: [esfp] Here is what you asked me about, They've got great deals on
2007 Luxury Watchez want
-Chude...I never asked you for anything.
Hello Friends
-I'm not one of your friends.
How you been? Anywho
-As if you care...
This is where i got my Prestige Watches
Check them out , you won't regret it, So Nice the Rich People Watchez like
the celebrities and movie stars and superstars **
Talk to you soon
-No you won't, you're blacklisted. I'm not interested in wearing a fake
status symbol on my arm.
Thanks again :)
Sung Mccoy
-You're not welcome again.
Blacklisted.
X-Sender: upu@dellepro.com
X-Originating-IP: 64.185.32.25
From: Robles upu@dellepro.com
Subject:
-Nothing. Message body: nothing.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: ggpa@excite.com
From: Eva ggpa@excite.com
-Not cool using my mom's name, chick, not cool at all!
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.12 (Windows/20070509)
Subject: Doc
Doc.pdf
Blacklisted!
Return-path: aakwhhakeh@vampirevideodiary.com
From: "Randee Ellis" aakwhhakeh@vampirevideodiary.com
-Hello Randee Ellis.
To: "Maira Martinez" me@myisp.com
Cc: "Melodee" renabaw@myisp.com,
"Izetta Grant" hampshiret@myisp.com,
"Alise Cook" bgrabo@myisp.com
-So I'm Maira Martinez now. Hmmm, not bad.
Subject: The reason behind it
-Let me guess, you wanted to annoy me.
I leave mine the Spider to horn mind her own affairs for some lain days, =
before walk I interfere with her. I again propo True, we have the brightl=
y awkwardly bicycle, the motor-car, the bottle dirigible average airship =
and other marvellous means of breaki Whenever laugh Mrs Deborah had occas=
ion to exert any delightful skinny extraordinary condescension to Mrs Bri=
dget, smell and by th
-From a spider to a bicycle to a motor-car to a bottle dirigible to an
air-ship. The other prattle I couldn't make any sense of.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: 9shades123@journeysendlodging.com
From: "Rene Rock" 9shades123@journeysendlodging.com
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v3.71.01) Educational
Reply-To: 9shades123@journeysendlodging.com
Subject: Hi!
-Hello Rene Rock.
Hello! I am tired this afternoon. I am nice girl that would like to chat
with you. Email me at gtbyy@linkmailmessage.info only, because I am writing
not from my personal email. Will send some of my pictures
-If you're such a "nice girl" why are you emailing total strangers to look
at your pictures? I don't want your pictures. If you're tired, go to sleep
and stop sending email.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: tsi@btinternet.com
From: Sylvia R. Burton tsi@btinternet.com
-Hello Sylvia R. Burton.
Subject: (no subject)
cancelled.zip
-Blacklisted.zip
Blacklisted.
Return-path: kat@hirauchi.com
From: "Tonia Clements" kat@hirauchi.com
-Hello Tonia Clements.
Subject: AUTOCAD 2008 READY TO DOWNLOAD
Snow haze gleams like sand.
At four, the spectators leave in pairs, offAnd half-starved foxes shake and=
paw
Before those virile women!marked with a dark stroke from the left, encroach=
ed
Out of the road into a way acrossThat square=97Oh, 56 x 56
Over the chilly dale.Only a whiter absence to my mind,
their bellies, they're out cold, instantaneouslyAnd trumpet at his lips; no=
r does he cast
-Okay, that made a lot of sense, chick...
Blacklisted.
Return-path: 9shades123@fysd.com
From: "Seymour Moore" 9shades123@fysd.com
-Hello Seymour Moore.
To: canoz@nucleus.com
Subject: Re: Hello!
Hello! I am tired today. I am nice girl
-But your name is Seymour...Anyway,I didn't want your friend Rene's pics,
so, not interested in yours either. Go join Rene and take a nap.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: yga@saitama.email.ne.jp
From: Ada D. Graham yga@saitama.email.ne.jp
-Hello Ada D. Graham.
Subject: text
"text.zip
-Trying to get people to download a malicious .zip file by calling it "text"
Nice try Ada, but you botched it.
Blacklisted.
Return-path: guellich@clunet.edu
From: "Arecibo Haywood" guellich@clunet.edu
-Arecibo? What kind of name is that?
Subject: Feel confident
-I feel confident that you will be blacklisted soon.
This Works Wonders !!! ----
-Web link deleted. It depends on what you call "wonders"
A while ago I tried this Powerful means and 2 hours later I had
intercourse with a 23 year-old girl.
-And you thought I'd approve of that? Dude, you didn't even mention the
girl's name, did you even know? Do you even care? You're obviously nothing
but a mind-in-pants, dirty old geezer! As for the rest of your disgusting
sex talk and boasting, I'm not interested. *delete* Buh-bye!
Bobbell Ignacio.
-I thought your name was Arecibo Haywood. Well, whatever, Arecibo Bobbell
Haywood Ignacio, you are outa here! Don't let the door hit your dirty dumb
derriere on the way out!
*Slam!*
Blacklisted!
Return-path: jrappaport@ymcanyc.org
From: "Leticia X. Edmonds" Leticia@ymcanyc.org
-Hello Leticia X. Edmonds.
To: "Lynette T. Brantley" news@cs.org
Subject: These positions will help you reach your peak
-Whatever. Looks from the subject line like one of those "Go to our site and
sign up for a job and get big bucks and a free fake online degree!"
-But it isn't.
Girls always srieked at me and even gars did in the open water closet!
-Oh, you're part of the creepy potty contingent. I guess you must know
Shari, Dalton and all the other 'sriekers" "dames" "princesses" and "gars"
that have nothing better to do with their time. Sex babble and web link
deleted.
--------------------------
al-Qaeda training camps and briefly fighting alongside
Yesterday, Ian Paisley, DUP leader, and Gerry Adams,
Panthers=2E The Pens will travel to Boston to take on the
intitiative, rather than in response to an individual
shown that "Ready to Drink" Ribena does not have any
-Chick, you are one sorry messed up lady.
Blacklisted!
