Sunday, August 5, 2007

Dealing with Another Snopes Post about Another Angsty Myspace Girl Bulletin

Oh, my heart just bleeds for this girl...NOT!

--Start of Myspace bulletin "I'm such a poor hard-done-by little damsel,
pity me" whine--

I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date

I'm sorry
That my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs

I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs

I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"

I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you

I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body that turns you on

But most of all

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry"

If You're one of the few guys with enough balls to repost, and you would
never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I appreciate you

--End of extremely sarcastic, babyish, self-pitying whine--

-*Rolling eyes*

- Look at her, for all her snivelling about the guy and the obsessions she's
convinced herself he has, it's obvious what she's obsessed with. Can we say
"hypocrite" and "double-standard"? In her zeal to paint all guys as
shallow-minded slobs, she completely discredited and outed herself with that
last line in one fell swoop!

-This girl comes off as nothing but an insecure little brat who needs a few
lessons in how to interact with other people before she can be considered
safe for anyone to enter into any kind of relationship with, be that a
boyfriend or just a friend.

-Anyone can "act like a porn star" whether they're a playboy model or not.
Also, isn't that second last statement about being accepted just a bit
unnecessary, considering all the things she snivels about in the above?

-Obviously she's the one obsessed with appearance and is terribly insecure,
especially since she, like many of these frighteningly insecure sad rejected
girls in these bulletins, is determined to judge all other guys as
shallow-minded jerks just because one guy didn't return her advances - for
whatever reason.

-She might've even made up the idea that she's rejected because of her looks
and simply can't stand the fact that maybe there is no reason they didn't
work out other than they just weren't meant to. Or maybe she was far too
narcisistic and clingy, and the guy couldn't take it any more. I've seen
narcisistic drama-queens in action, they can get extremely ugly trying to
play the victim act and villify anyone else who doesn't coddle them and give
them exactly what they want, all the time. And they absolutely refuse to
take responsibility for their own disgusting behavior that repells people in
the first place.

-Assuming the guy really was a jerk, if this girl had any backbone, she
wouldn't waste her time pining over someone like that in the first place.

-The whole thing could've been summed up as "I'm sorry you're such a jerk
and I wasted too much time on you."

-Here's a different treatment of the "I'm Sorry" showing how to give a jerk
a rough sendoff. If you want to wound his pride, don't moan on about how he
was such a meannie to you and how hurt you are. If he really is a jerk, he's
not going to care, or worse; he'll be thrilled that he was able to make you
writhe on a string for him. However, it might rattle him to know he's no
prized catch himself.

I'm sorry
That your two heads got confused.

I'm sorry
That I'm too busy with my own life to give a crap about "satisfying" your
bust-lusts

I'm sorry
that you're not a galaxy away and I might risk the chance of seeing your
ugly mug at my door again.

I'm sorry
That I'm far too smart to be "your girl"

I'm sorry
That I broke your butt-ugly model car and can't fix it for you.

I'm sorry
I don't have a dream that includes you, since you don't turn me on.

But most of all

I'm sorry
That you're not a man, just an overgrown little boy and a huge waste of
time.

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