Monday, August 6, 2007

Confused Spammers as Author Wannabes

Return-path: ageoldwordemasa@furthermore.nl
From: "Dorethea Graham" ageoldwordemasa@furthermore.nl

-Hello Dorethea Graham.

To: "Roscoe" ohama@myisp.com
Cc: "Barton Green" lovadia@myisp.com,
"Ulrike" mireille@myisp.com,
"Oliver" abanahene@myisp.com,
"Phuong" sryan@myisp.com,
"Faye" evano@myisp.com,
"Sarai Hart" broeckx@myisp.com,
"Fredrick Webb" me@myisp.com

So now my name is Fredrick Webb, even though I haven't undergone a sex
change.

Subject: Any idea

-No, Dorethea, I have no idea why you're so confused. So how about you share
your own ideas?

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-Holy smoking spammers! Apparently, Dorethea, you have no idea either! You
poor, unhinged prattler.

Blacklisted.

Return-path: morton.dallimore@hypnotisoren.dk
From: "Judy Griffith" morton.dallimore@hypnotisoren.dk

-Hello Judy Morton Griffith Dallimore.

To: kenneth@gamebox.net
Subject: To be or not to be. To be...

-Borrowing from Hamlet, and you think that will get people to click on your
malware?

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-No thanks. You can keep your .gif.

Blacklisted.

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